many might be questioning where "helga the viking" came from. it all happened on another wild an crazy night out with my girl... ya know, one of those nights that ends around 8am when your cracking open the last beer of the evening/morning. not for most but if ya hang with my crew it tends to happen.
Well.. anyways, back on topic.. a few drinks into it and a discussion about the flowing blonde hair, my girl says i would look like such a viking if i braided that shit.. then i became Helga the Destroyer... only warriors can hang like us and im very proud never to be that stupid drunk chick falling all over herself after one beer.
A few weeks later.. took a ride out to Scotia with my girl, she was getting her neck tattooed.. .now thats a true warrior, and i'll be damned, there was a viking helmet sitting in the shop.. .ma girl goes.. no shit helga slap on ur helmet... or something along those lines... its been a while.. anyhow.. that explains the name...
My favorite holiday is coming up and if ya happen to be in Salem the weekend before Halloween, ya might just catch me rockin the Viking helmet and partyin like a rockstar.. or viking of the 21st centery
