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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 29
Sign: Pisces

City: London
State: London and South East
Country: UK
Signup Date: 2/28/2006

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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

SPAM can be fun!
Current mood:

silly
Category: Writing and Poetry

In other news, this is by far the most beautifully crafted SPAM I've ever recieved... One of those "Your dick is clearly not big enough, sort it out" ones...:

Babes always srieked at me and even youths did in the federal toilet! Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took Meg, a dik. for 7 months and now my phallus is excessively more than world.
pay for jamsdean.com

...Christ almighty, this person clearly studied 'Advanced Linguistics and Poetry' at the Sheilas Wheel's Finishing School for Muppets. And what the fuck is a 'whizgiggle'..?

Mind you, having a phallus that is 'excessively more than world' remains an attractive prospect...

12:04 PM

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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Um... that's irrelevant.
Current mood:

dirty
Category: School, College, Greek

I know this might sound a bit Basque, but if you search for KETAMINE on the BBC website, as I did, you come up with a list of things, of which number 6 onwards reads:

Radio 4 - The Archers - An Ambridge Nativity

... followed by a series of 'Archers' storylines. Now am I to believe that these 'Home' farming bastards are actually staggering round the barn with one eye open? Is it possible that James Rodney Dominic Bellamy has a nasty great polo that we'll never, ever see. Or perhaps that Debbie Archer just keeps disappearing into a massive K-hole?

Answers on a roadkill badger please. Written in horse shit.

9:15 AM

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Friday, January 26, 2007

Brainfreeze
Current mood:

weird
Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping

Just been scrolling through my obscure notes at work. I realise I'm one of these people who writes things down to remember them, and then forgets what they are the next time I look. Most read like shit poetry. Here are a few nonsensical extracts:

out of office relies on
games on machine
go go go!

wow this is becoming histerically dull - i'm going to sleep in my chair - rolling eyeballs do not look: a) attractive b)intelligent - I ought to exhude both attractiveness and intelligence whilst at work.

Dell!
Inmac!!!
write to mum
make big fat horrid laser music thathgoes dowdowdowpiwpiwpiwpiwpiwpiwpiiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwwwwwwwwwwww.kajunk.

how u doin for shelves?

depressing in the brain , i'm messin up me frame with my head shit crapping up the place

gotta smoke some shag toke so hard it make me gag and shit i'm sick on you from trying to be cool

n.b. prezzies for:
Santa

!!!remind about sleeping bag!!!

These are obviously the critical issues I have to deal with each day at work, if only I could remember what any of them were about.

Remind who about sleeping bag? I just don't know.

I wonder, does anyone else suffer from bizzare note taking and massive holes in the brain?

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Check out my video, slaggers: Dirty Spinach
Current mood:

chipper

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Thursday, August 24, 2006

Hello. Go on, go ere, ave a look, ave a look...
Current mood:

hyper
Category: Music

Ra Ra Rasputin,

Look here, there's some stuff here for you to hear here...

DirtySpinach.com

10:04 AM

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Check out this event: SWERVE

Hosted By: don't recordings/victim recordings/nasty colour
When: Saturday Jul 22, 2006
at 10:00 PM
Where: untitled location
corner of three colts lane / brady st
London, E1
UK
Description:
don't recordings/victim recordings/nasty colour

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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

I've got a hundred cows.

Well, I've got 104 friends... Classic Partridge & Morris action.

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Tuesday, June 06, 2006

I resign

I quit my job today. And as I attempt to show further imbeciles who make far too much money what a computer does, and even though I'm really, really hung-over, there is a little man inside me going

'YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WWEEEEEYYYY EY EY EY EY EY EY AYYYYYYYYYYY.'

If you can help it, never ever work for a big company, and NEVER work for architects. Bunch of cunts.

10:58 AM

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Friday, March 03, 2006

To sleep...? Or not to...<snore>
Category: Life

Sleep is important.
It is not the first morning I feel like I've been swimming in oil; skin like plastic wrap, eyes glazed over with some impenetrable glue. It seems the sleep/work/life balance that to others comes so naturally continues to evade me. If it were only in the combo box stating 'Current Mood', I would select 'Zombie'.
However, I have noted that the increasing lethargy seems to further awaken and intensify a side of my creativity not available to me whilst with brain.
This is my predicament: As I continue to juggle my increasing sleep-debt with issues of immediate importance regarding my 'life' as opposed to my 'creative life' (which resides in some other galaxy somewhere), am I sacrificing the finest train of inspirational thought available to me?
Answers on a postcard please.