EAGLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
-JD
People are nothing but bastard covered bastards with bastard filling.
-Dr. Cox
What has 2 thumbs and doesnt give a crap? bob kelso! i thought we met. -Dr. Kelso
hey do you think gay guys get turned on by their own weiners?" -THE TODD
"Sticks and stones will break my bones, (internally) but words will hurt for ever" -JD
I niether like nor dislike you, I nothing you. -Jordan to JD
"Shower Shorts. For the man that has nothing to hide....but still wants to." -JD
"(insert word here) FIVE!!!!!!!" -The TODD
" I miss you so much, it hurts sometimes." - J.D. (internally) to Turk
"That was some real Nancy Drew stuff there........ Nancy" -Dr. Cox
"Don't listen to him he's drunk on cheese." -JD
"Sometimes when I'm banging this mattress, I'm thinking about that one" -The TODD
"I want to have sex with this moment."
"I love this moment so much, id cheat on that other moment, marry this one and raise a family of little moments" - Dr. Cox
Jack: "your skin is wrinkly"
Dr. Kelso: "that sweater makes you look gay"
JD: That's Iraq
Janitor: That's China
JD: YOU'RE CHINA!
Janitor: ... that's an outrageous accusation.
"Its not a unicorn, its a horse with a sword on it's head to protect my hopes and dreams!" -JD
"Hey J.D., how's your penis?" -The Todd
"Sweet dancing Jehovah I've punctured my brain." -Dr. Kelso
"You must be dancing on the wind right now! ...That sounded straighter in my head" -JD
"Knife-wrench, for kids!" -Janitor