WELL,  HERE IT IS.  THE THIRD YEAR OF THE WORLDS GREATEST CONTEST 

"THE BACKSEAT BBQ: THIRD HELPING". 

HERE ARE THE BASIC RULES OF THE CONTEST...

1) YOU NEED TO GUESS HOW MANY CHILDREN ARE GOING TO DIE FROM HYPERTHEMIA BECAUSE THEY WERE LOCKED IN A CAR.

B) YOU HAVE UNTIL JUNE 7TH 2009 TO SEND US YOUR BODY COUNT.  THE CONTEST IS GOING TO RUN FROM JUNE 8TH 2009 UNTIL SEPT 7TH 2009. 

III) STATISTICS FOR THE CONTEST WILL COME FROM THE GGWEATHER.COM WEBSITE  HERES THE LINK...http://ggweather.com/heat/hyperthermia2009.htm

4) AS A TIE BREAKER YOU ALSO NEED TO TELL US HOW MANY BOYS AND GIRLS WILL DIE. (EX..IF YOUR GUESS IS 80 KIDS..TELL US 60 BOYS AND 20 GIRLS)

5)  THIS IS ALSO BASIC "PRICE IS RIGHT" RULES.  CLOSEST TO THE NUMBER WITHOUT GOING OVER WINS.  ITS SIMPLE..GET IT? (IF 75 KIDS DIE AND YOU GUESS 76..YOU LOSE.)

IF ANYONE HAS ANY QUESTIONS FEEL FREE TO ASK!!!

START SENDING IN YOUR BODY COUNTS!!!

PS -WE’RE DOING THIS TO RAISE AWARENESS OF THIS HORRIBLE HORRIBLE TRAGEDY

OK, SO WERE GOING TO BE A LITTLE INDULGENT...

WE WOULD LOVE FOR ALL OF OUR FRIENDS TO JOIN US ON JULY 28TH IN OUR STUDIO TO CELEBRATE OR 3 YEARS OF DOING INTERNET RADIO.

YOU ARE WELCOME TO ROAST US OR JUST HANG OUT!

FRIENDS, MUSICIANS, COMICS, RADIO SHOWS,  EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO COME DOWN TO OUR STUDIO/THEATER FOR 3 HOURS OF BOOZE AND INSANITY....

SEND ME A MYSPACE EMAIL IF YOU WANT TO TAKE PART IN ROASTING US,  DIRECTIONS OR JUST A SHOULDER TO CRY ON.

THANKS POOPYHEADS

BOB

WELL,  HERE IT IS.  THE SECOND YEAR OF THE WORLDS GREATEST CONTEST THE "BACKSEAT BBQ". 

HERE ARE THE BASIC RULES OF THE CONTEST...

1) YOU NEED TO GUESS HOW MANY CHILDREN ARE GOING TO DIE FROM HYPERTHEMIA BECAUSE THEY WERE LOCKED IN A CAR.

B) YOU HAVE UNTIL MAY 31ST 2008 TO SEND US YOUR BODY COUNT.  THE CONTEST IS GOING TO RUN FROM JUNE 1ST UNTIL AUGUST 31ST. 

III) STATISTICS FOR THE CONTEST WILL COME FROM THE GGWEATHER.COM WEBSITE  HERES THE LINK... http://ggweather.com/heat/hyperthermia2008.htm

4) AS A TIE BREAKER YOU ALSO NEED TO TELL US HOW MANY BOYS AND GIRLS WILL DIE. (EX..IF YOUR GUESS IS 80 KIDS..TELL US 60 BOYS AND 20 GIRLS)

5)  THIS IS ALSO BASIC "PRICE IS RIGHT" RULES.  CLOSEST TO THE NUMBER WITHOUT GOING OVER WINS.  ITS SIMPLE..GET IT? (IF 75 KIDS DIE AND YOU GUESS 76..YOU LOSE.)

IF ANYONE HAS ANY QUESTIONS FEEL FREE TO ASK!!!

START SENDING IN YOUR BODY COUNTS!!!

PS -WE’RE DOING THIS TO RAISE AWARENESS OF THIS HORRIBLE HORRIBLE TRAGEDY

The Conte and Kenny show are proud to announce our first ever "(Insert cool name here) Stand Up Comedian Contest"

The Contest will start on March 17th 2008 in our studio/theater in Nyack, NY.
Prizes include Cash Prize, A paying spot on a future Comedy Shoppe gig, T-shirts and If you are a male comic, Kenny will lick your pucker spot. If your a female, well, theres 3 other guys on the show.

The Contest will feature 10 comics competing for first prize.
Comedians will be split up to 5 comics each week.
A winner will be selected in each of those 2 weeks to come back to duke it out in the final 3rd round.
Winners will be judged on a point system by Joe, Kenny, James and Bob and possibly a 5th judge.
There are a few basic Rules of course.

Here they are:

1) Comedian cant be a regular guest of our show (So Teddy and Gaffney you guys are out you cheap fucks) or a Comedy Shoppe regular.

2) The first 2 weeks of the contest,comedians are given 5-7 minutes to perform. The 3rd week Comics are given 10-15 minutes.

3) You must be available for March 17th, 24th, and 31st.

4) Comics are allowed to bring 2-3 friends as long as the provide Kenny with booze and pills.

5) Please send contest submissions to myspace.com/conteandkenny. First 10 approved comics will be accepted.

6) If you bring a Brazilian whore, James will give you an extra 5 points.

These are the basic rules, there might be a few changes. Any changes will be posted...

Bob

        The new year is coming, things are changing.  First this stupid myspace page.  Weve had the same one for over a year now and time to spruce things up a bit.  It may look a mess from time to time but it should be finished by New Years.

      Second, our new studio!!! Yes,  we are moving two blocks up the road to the new home of Modern Metro Studios.  Its has lots of great potential.  We will be doing our show in a theater!  With seats and all!  So the skys the limit! Live audience,  Live Comedy shows, Talent contests, Live bands, anything we can dream of!  Its definately a big step up!

   So bear with us with this horrid page,  and tune in this Monday 12/17 to hear us in our new studio.  Its our last show before Christmas (we wont be doing a show on Christmas Eve or New Years Eve).  We will be having a Fat Christmas Feast! 3 and 1/2 fat guys chowing down on Christmas grub, live on video and radio, what can be more disgusting!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE! Thats right I SAID IT!

Bob