
Of course, every mass destruction needs a harbinger. And for Planetoid, that role was filled admirably by Neurological Damage (and, from what I could gather, Hydronaut, but they were already well into their last song by the time I arrived at the show – sorry ‘bout that, fellas). In returning to our little chat about gimmicks, ND doesn’t go as far as Planetoid in this regard, but what they lack in face paint and bright white suits, they more than make up for in showmanship – and show-off-manship! Simply put, the three dudes in Neurological Damage can flat-out shred, and they want everyone to know about it. They will tell you this to your face, and they will show you on the stage. Rusty McStix loves to go from zero to sixty and back to zero, and then back to sixty, and back to zero (and so on) all within a double-bass pummeling that lasts, maybe, three seconds (let’s see a Ferrari Enzo do that!). Billy D. Williams (or “the White Lando,” as I like to call him) plays his tap-happy guitar solos with his teeth, behind his head and – one of these days – with his toes. And with a bass in his hands, Capt. Dusty produces a sound that falls somewhere between a tommy gun hosedown and the revving of a Harley Davidson.

The Harper’s Ferry show was a kind of experiment for ND, who played the entire set with Vic Foresta on vocals for the first time. Foresta, the full-time frontman for funk renegades the Force (which used to include Dusty on bass), has been a fixture at recent ND shows, but typically joins the band only for a few songs per set. On this night, however, ND fans got a full dose of Foresta’s zany little-kid-who-just-drank-a-litre-of-Jolt-cola energy (and his equally hyperactive hairdo). Now, I’ll admit, I always had a certain fondness for Dusty and Billy’s guttural trade-off act on vocals (especially on the infectious anti-love letter, Space Kitty, and the band’s eponymously titled funk metal anthem), but having Vic in there for a whole set certainly frees up the Cap’n and White Lando to focus, exclusively, on doing what they do best. His persona is an ideal match for Neurological Damage, which takes the oddball precision of Primus and serves it up with the bong shop irreverence of Faith No More and the cowboy cockiness of Van Halen.
Planetoid is in the studio for the remainder of the year and won’t be playing any more shows until January at the earliest, but you can catch Neurological Damage on December 23rd @ The Middle East Upstairs.