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Status: Single
Age: 30
Sign: Capricorn

City: HOUSTON
State: Texas
Country: US
Signup Date: 3/5/2006

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Monday, June 22, 2009 

Current mood:  disappointed
Fans, we so appreciate you. Last night was such an exciting night of play that ended in a way none of us could have expected. We are so sorry for the inconvenience and the disappointment of the night ending short. It was a huge let-down for us as well, and HRD is working with Kicks to figure out how to handle the situation. Hold onto your tickets and check on our website at www.houstonrollerderby.com for updated information.

Please come back and see us! We love and need our fans!
If you have any questions, please contact us at webmaster@houstonrollerderby.com
Thursday, March 26, 2009 

Current mood:  happy
So our first bout of the 2009 season was completely AMAZING! Over 1000 people made it out to get their derby fix! Here are the scores:

Bayou City Bosses vs Hurrican Alley - 269-8.
Psych Ward Sirens vs Burlesque Brawlers 161-126

Thank you so much to all who made it out and braved the long ticket and beer lines! You made our season opener a success! It was our first bout at the new venue, and we had some kinks to work out--but don't worry, we will be reorganizing things so the lines won't be nearly as bad. 

Also thank you to our dedicated volunteers. We couldn't do it without them. Everyone in derby (including the skaters) does it for the love of the game--no one gets paid. So if you ever have to interact with any of our volunteers, please be super nice to them-they are there out of the goodness of their hearts. <3


If you are interested in being a volunteer please email Rebel Ann at
volunteer@houstonrollerderby.com. With the new venue we still need a ton of volunteers to help things run smoothly. So if you can dedicate several hours every third Saturday of the season we will love you for it!!

And last but not least, if you are interested in being a derby girl our tryouts will be in May. Email Chainsaw Chic at
recruitment@houstonrollerderby.com for details, and I will post more info as I get it.

If you ever have a problem or concern at one of our bouts, ask for me--the stressed out redhead with glasses manning either the merch booth or the ticket table or running around like mad. I'll do whatever I can to help you out. :)

Love and Derby Punches,
Veronika Venom, HRD Finance and Merchandise, and S.T.A.T.D. (Slave To All Things Derby)
 
Thursday, February 12, 2009 
Individual tickets to our March 21st Season
Opener are now available! Go get yours now
and save a few bucks off the door price! And if
you are a superfan, season tickets are still
available as well.


www.houstonrollerderby.com
 
Sunday, February 01, 2009 

Current mood:  excited




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2009 Season Bout Schedule:
Home Games are 3rd SATURDAY of each month at Kicks Indoor, 611 Shepherd Dr, Houston, TX 77007! Season tickets on sale now at www.houstonrollerderby.com
Home Games:
March 21
April 18
May 16
June 20
July 18
August 15

Travel Team Games:
Jan 24 @ New Orleans
May 2 @ Houston (vs Atlanta)
Aug 22 @ Kansas
Sept 6 @ Austin Gov's Cup
Sept 26-27 @ Atlanta - Regionals
Nov 6-8 @ Philly- Nationals

 
 



Press Release: 2009 HRD League Structure








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The Houston Roller Derby still consists of 5 teams: the Hard Knocks all-star travel team, Bayou City Bosses, Burlesque Brawlers, Psych Ward Sirens and Machete Betties.
The Betties have not dissolved, they've repurposed. The Machete Betties still exist, but in a different capacity. The HRD Recreational League will now be known as the Machete Bettie Boot Camp. The Machete Bettie Boot Camp will be the official training ground for new HRD skaters and a place where retirees can still keep their derby booties in shape or relive their derby glory days. We want new recruits to feel like part of the HRD family before they're
officially drafted to a team and this avails that identity to them- they're not just HRD rec league skaters, they're now Machete Betties.
You may still get the opportunity to see the Machete Betties play! The end goal is for the Betties to be able to take on other rec leagues from Texas and other neighboring states in inter-league play.
Houston Roller Derby, as a league is adopting a more inter-league focus to meet the growing demands and level of competition this international sport has grown to. This will provide the Machete Betties as rec league skaters (new and retired) the opportunity to get out and play every once in a while, feel like part of a team and feel the rush of competing in front of a crowd for the first time or all over again. Providing opportunities for these ladies to play as
hard as they work is a payoff for all those hours they put in at the rink.
This will provide fans an opportunity to scout the new talent coming into the league (much like the rookies you saw join the Machete Betties in the final game of last season) or see their favorite retired player come back again. This is a concept that should be familiar to those who know the farm league system in minor league
baseball, the AHL for hockey, or even scouting college players before they hit the NFL, NBA, WNBA, MLS or other professional level of a major sport. And who wouldn't want to see Beverly Kills, Catazon, Elle McFierce, Mary Choppins or any of your other favorite retirees come back for a surprise game every now and then?
The Machete Betties you saw last season have not left the league!!! You will now have the opportunity to see stronger teams fortified with last season's Bettie roster in addition to some amazing new rookie talent, who you were able to preview last season (denoted below with an R). This is really going to raise the level of competition within the league- don't expect a dull moment at all with these rosters!
New Bosses: Becky Booty, Miss Lead, Dixie Cupps, HellaBama (R), Bo-Toxic (R), Legzibitionist (R), Tammityville Horror (R)
New Brawlers: Chainsaw Chic, Major Mayhem, Scar Wars (R), Speedo
Racer (R)
New Sirens: Copperhead (R), Punitive Damage, Raven Knockahoe, Scarlet O'Hurtya
And judging from what I've seen from the new "Machete Bettie Boot Camp" recruits, we can expect to see some more impressive additions to these rosters after January tryouts!
Next season promises to be exciting, not just with our rosters, but so many other things! You'll just have to stay tuned to find out all the details!
If you have any questions, comments or concerns, don't hesitate to let me know!
Looking forward to an amazing 2009 season!!
-Scarlet O'Hurtya
PR/Marketing director
Houston Roller Derby

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 




Saturday, January 27, 2007 

Current mood:  thirsty
Category: Parties and Nightlife
Hosted By: Houston Roller Derby
When: Sunday Feb 04, 2007
at 5:00 PM
Where: The Big Easy
5731 Kirby Dr.
Houston, TX 77005
United States
Description:
Houston Roller Derby

Click Here To View Event
Tuesday, January 16, 2007 

Current mood:  bouncy
Category: Sports
We recruited 21 new girls on Sunday!!!!!

...and let us tell you...you are in for a treat....they seem to be as tough as they are talented!

We can't wait to get these girls drafted onto teams, and start our 2007 season @ Verizon Wireless Theater off with a bang!!

See you there!!!

www.houstonrollerderby.com
Thursday, October 05, 2006 
Wow! What a night! Houston Roller Derby and Dallas Derby Devils faced off in some southern brawl action. Action is exactly what happened --including ankle grabbing, fists flying, and a few girls exchanging "words" with one another.

We would like to thank the Dallas Derby Devils for coming down to Houston for the first Southern Brawl! It was a huge night in roller derby history! The Devils came to town ready to fight and hit hard...and that's exactly what they did. They left no room for error and both Houston teams had to fight hard for their wins.

Houston All-Stars 79 - Dallas All-Stars 59

Houston's Psych Ward Sirens 60 - High Sea Hotties 56

(borrowed from torridgirl)

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Thursday, June 01, 2006 
This was snagged this off the Roller Derby Fighting Babes Yahoo board. I
liked his take on our sport and what drives him to be a dedicated fan.
...his appreciation for our athleticism and physical efforts.

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I have probably expressed this opinion before, but I think it is
worth restating just in case I haven't done a good enough job.

The main reason I like the revived roller derby is because it is a
real sport. In every game I have seen since I started watching it
again, after many, many years the thing that has lept out at me is
the effort on the track. The effot of all the participants is
amazing in my mind. This is not an injury free sport. Ankles are
hurt, sometimes broken. Knees are twisted, sometimes with torn
ligaments, cartlege, and tendons. Without appropriate safety pads,
the number of injuries could be huge. This is not a yoga class for
goodness sake.

And the competition is real and not scripted. I've seen some very
good games so far this season, but a huge number of blowouts. You
don't script blowouts. But in an honestly run sport, blowouts
occur. And when upset occurs in this context, it is genuine and
often compelling entertainment. Yes, this game is a sport, a very
active and attractive sport to my thinking. Yes even as a former
women's basketball coach, I like roller derby better as a sport. The
strategy in some ways is fairly simple, but it can also bet complex.
I'm still waiting for the first time I see a blocker blow-up a whip
with a timely hip or shoulder block.

And at times I will go into a match thinking, wow, I'm gonna like
this team because they have all these babes on the team. But when
the matches get started, suddenly I find my self noticing not the
physical beauties on the track, but the girls that can really skate
and put for the effort to help their team win. Suddenly, the sports
fan in me really comes out for these games.

This is a total surprise for me. Sex sells right? But effort and
skill in the context of this sport thrill me almost to my soul. I
say that if a rollergirl never even speaks to me, that their actions
on the track speak loudly enough. It's a bonus, some gravy, when
someone comes by and says hello. It's a bonus when I get to
congratulate a skater after a match and say good effort, or nice work
tonight.

It's even more fun when you can get your picture made with a
participant, or perhaps even more to take a picture of several
skaters together. Yes, I used to watch roller derby when I was a
kid. I even saw the great Shirley Hardman skate for the Texas
Outlaws back in the 1960s as a young kid. But this version of roller
derby is even better...because it's as real as it gets.

So ladies, while you may be marketing by asking a lot of people to
come see you skate, what really sells the sport of roller derby is
you effort on the track, and in reality the work you put in between
events to develop your skills. One thing that also thrills me is to
see all the many leagues and teams that are popping up in North
America, and perhaps the world. I would think this would thrill some
of the old school skaters to realize that the sport is growing by
leaps and bounds, virtually independently, and it looks like roller
derby has a real future.

Phil Arnold,
Austin, Texas





 
Wednesday, March 15, 2006 

Roller derby queen Ann Calvello dies after cancer bout

By Sandra Gonzales and Rodney Foo
Mercury News

Ann Calvello, a grand doyenne of roller derby whose outrageously dyed hair and brawling spirit made her a Bay Area icon, died Tuesday in a Peninsula hospital after a brief battle with cancer.

She was 76.

Calvello had been diagnosed with liver cancer just a week ago and had been given four to six months to live, said Bill Prieto, Calvello's life partner of 30 years.

``I'm just in shock. I don't know what to say,'' he said Tuesday night from the San Bruno home they shared. ``She didn't even last a week.''

Prieto said he took Calvello to the emergency room Tuesday after she complained of pain. She died about 3 p.m. at the hospital.

Calvello enjoyed fame as a star on the San Francisco Bay Bombers after helping introduce the rough-and-tumble spectator sport to the country decades ago. Calvello joined her first roller derby team in 1948 when she was only 18.

Her looks earned her the nickname ``Banana Nose,'' and she quickly garnered a reputation as a bad girl because of her splashy clothing and hair color that ranged from purple to green and even polka dots.

Roller derby, a phenomenon that reached its zenith in the 1970s, matched teams of men and women on a banked-track oval where choreographed moves and knockdown brawls were the rule.

Calvello, who also skated professionally in Philadelphia and New Jersey, later was signed to the U.S. team and traveled throughout the world. She became an international legend, packing arenas and dazzling television audiences, at one point earning the moniker Roller Derby Queen.

Calvello continued to entertain crowds even in her later years, skating in charity events well into her 60s. And her influence on the sport still looms large. Teams in a women-only league in Austin compete annually for the Calvello Cup.

Carol ``Peanuts'' Meyers Roman, a former member of the Bombers, remembered getting into a fight with her old teammate on the track. The fight continued in the dressing room.

``She came at me and grabbed me around the waist and head'' and soon equipment was flying around the room, Roman said.

Roman, who was soon to be married, got 17 stitches in her scalp.

The fiery Calvello, who always got the last word, labeled Roman ``Frankenstein's bride.'' Then she volunteered to stand in for Roman as the bride.

She loved the give-and-take of roller derby and was always quick with a jibe, whether kidding about trackside broadcaster Walt Harris' toupee or Jerry Seltzer's attire, hanging the sobriquet of ``Drip Dry'' on the game's impresario.

``Annie would say, `Jerry, as much money as you have, you should buy a better suit than a drip and dry,' '' Roman said. ``That was Annie, she had a name for everybody.''

Roman said Calvello's unbridled wit and mouth kept Harris on his toes during interviews with her.

``It was hard for him to relax with Annie,'' she said. ``He never knew what she was going to say.''

Harris described Calvello as a larger-than-life figure worthy of a book. In 2001, Calvello was the subject of a biographical documentary, ``Demon of the Derby.''

Ever the iconoclast, Calvello was something of a loner to her teammates outside the rink.

``I wasn't one of those who hung around the skaters,'' she told the Mercury News in February. ``I'd go down to North Beach.''