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Friday, November 27, 2009 
I am reminded that when it comes to brain chemicals, avoiding catastrophe is just as good as winning the lottery /having tea with Ralph Fiennes /having a number one 'hit' single /being hired by Ralph Fiennes to teach him guitar...Ok we better stop there before RF related scenarios multiply. But it's true-ever thought something really hideous was about to happen and experienced the endorphin rush when it didn't? A bit like when you dream you've done something DREADFUL. Burned the house down. Run someone over. Lost something vital that is going to be an utter pain to replace. Narrowly avoided a major telling-off. Whatever-it's going to be awkward. Then you wake up and the whole ghastly mess evaporates...big expanding breath of relief.

So if you're having a humdrum day, that's a good way of gee-ing it up. I lost control of the egg beaters while making coconut fondant snowball things this afternoon and nearly mashed my pinkie into the eggwhite, and was very pleased no lasting damage had been inflicted.
Friday, May 01, 2009 


http://www.folkradio.co.uk/reviews/360-candythief-...

Frukie-an awesome radio station-check it out. They also had the immense good taste to playlist technicolour wilderness.

Thursday, April 23, 2009 


http://www.folkradio.co.uk/reviews/360-candythief-...

This is a brilliant internet radio stream and it's a complete honour they've playlisted us. Check it out.

Friday, March 13, 2009 
Spring
is unquestionably here, with new things popping into existence in every
bit of municipal greenery. And so it is with our website and album,
both of which now undeniably exist. Four or five addresses, many
hundreds of miles and a fair bit of processing power later, the
Candythief Album Technicolour Wilderness is done, ready, baptised into
being with the unguents of live performance and wine, and sets sail
upon the high seas. You can buy it here http://www.candythief com & here : http://www.fencerecords.com/artists.php?id=15

It has all the modern conveniences you would expect of a cd album: a
box, a colourful cover (designed by my fair sister, a most talented
painter), crinkly hard-to-remove cellophane, a barcode (so we can sell
a few million copies in America, of course), songs with words, singing,
drums, bass, guitars, more bass, ukelele, fiddle, percussion, strange
keyboards, some pop songs, some rock songs, one or two folk songs and
an
avant garde experimental instrumental section which you can fast
forward if you don't like. In other words, it is both authentic and
hand crafted, but also high fidelity and technology. Like a batch of
supernutrient chocolate cakes made by a cyber granny.



It is a bonfide indie blood/sweat/tears endeavour and people with no
connection to me have enjoyed it and bought it of their own free will,
and some of them even played it on National Radio.  I am in fact rather
proud of it in itself, as well as slightly astounded I actually managed
to bring it into being.  Have a mooch round the website, which is brilliant & designed by very clever man called Ben Ceglowski, watch the
short film we soundtracked, buy the album, if you feel so inclined!

Here
is some commentary we've had which is of course designed to make you
think, how marvellous, I must acquire their album at once!

Immaculate orchestration and incredibly erudite songwriting make for an extremely rewarding experience.’ Rough Trade
From
the Fife-based musical family that gave us The Beta Band, Lone Pigeon,
KT Tunstall and King Creosote, comes the latest amazing find. Simply
beautiful range of songs in this off-kilter take on folk.’ Pure Groove

Swoonsome
and lovely… a melodic tour-de-force from light-folk, to 70s dark rock…
like a less weird Joanna Newsom.’ Is This Music? (about 'like/unlike')

'...joyous..sublime..a cracking set of songs' Is this Music? (about 'Thrum')
One
of the very finest on Fence, combining striking songwriting and great
vocals. Semi-acoustic country/folk singer-songwriting that deserves
praise heaped upon it… thoroughly recommended.’ Small Fish

A
delight to behold, as it amalgamates a whole host of different
influences to produce some really beautiful music.’ Marmaladya.com

'Singer
Diana's voice is the kind that would make you mix your metaphors and
make you happy to crawl over hot broken glass, just to ask her to sing
you to sleep at night. It's genuinely lovely - rich, dreamy and
innocent enough to sound slightly dangerous.'


'Earlier
recordings, Like/Unlike in 2006 and Thrum the following year, have
earned her widespread critical praise, a solid fan base, and slightly
sloppy comparisons with Cat Power and Joanna Newsome. The orchestration
is impressive but it’s her vocals that really stand out, and on
‘Foreign Sands’ she’s at her noisy best. Candy Slick’s influence can
clearly be heard, and perhaps the name is a deliberate reference.
Whatever, her psychedelic folk songs possess a uniquely powerful,
footloose quality.


Saturday, November 29, 2008 
Well, has been ages since I blogged. A busy year y'know!
Big news at candythief towers is the arrival of the new album, 1000 copies of it. I had no idea how much space 1000 copies takes up! This will be officially launched in feb.
I'm up in Edinburgh marvelling at the frosty burnished winter sky and trying to learn a bunch of tunes for tomorrow as I am accompanying some great musicians at a gig at the jazz cellar bar, and we are playing some candythief tunes too, though it won't be the normal live line up and it will err on the acoustic side.
Anyway, luckily so far no more blender accidents; I've been skating a bit so will try not to break my wrists.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 
The homegame was awesome. Friends-fishnchips-fun-beards-fun-booze-fun-music-fun-seagulls-walking-along-the-pier general goodness. Was great having the full band and being able to rock although some people did say they came to watch to have a chill, and were rudely awakened. Oh well.
Personal musical highlights - Red Well set, Player Piano set, but I didn't get to see half as much music as I wanted to due to collecting band members, making merch and ferrying drum kits around.

Then I got back to London and promptly cut my finger in a blender and couldn't play guitar which was very sad-making, but thank f*** I didn't chop it off and I can confirm it is more or less back in service.

In other news, Jem the drummer is recording an album of spooky psych stuff and has seen fit to ask me to do bvs tomorrow. So that'll be nice, eh.
Sunday, March 23, 2008 

So the snowflakes are spinning wildly past my window, it’s late morning and I’m still in my pjs, and I’m writing lists of what I need to take to Scotland for the homegame (ear plugs, lots of oatcakes and some responsibly grown UK Braeburns...maybe a feather pillow too...)

Among finding my sleeping bag, restringing my guitars and all that stuff I also need to burn a bunch of cds and do the artwork so we’ve got something to sell...It will probably be something with a few of the tracks off the new album, might have a really rough new demo and a remix or two.

The line up will be fantastic - fiddles, drums, bass and geetar. And the singing. Can’t wait. Before the fest I’m going to Glasgow to do some vocals on a Viva Stereo track which will be fun. We collaborated on something on their last album.

We’re also due to play LLAMA fest in June which is a delightful occasion, and various other fests under discussion.

No gags today. Only on first cup of tea. Jesus, you’ll be wanting the moon on a stick next...
And did I mention we came 2nd in the Is This Music? poll....!

Saturday, February 23, 2008 
During January I decided it basically sucked being female. You try and get on with your business, and the stuff you want to do, and if it's not stuff people expect, they all have an angle; and then they suddenly start suggesting you are hideously selfish for putting your own inane fulfilment before your human 'duty' of sprogging. If you manage to tune all this white noise out and you're pottering along happily, then you regularly get waylaid by hormones delivering a side-swipe, and someone being rude suddenly makes you want to cry, even though you know you are normally a kick-ass intrepid adventurer above that kind of thing.
Then at some point in life after you've done your best to be no trouble at all, it dawns on you that boys actually like girls who are girly more than ones who never require help with their shopping and are quite happy to change their own tyre. All most confusing.

Then I realised it can actually suck quite a lot being a bloke too. You have all this cultural baggage about what it means to 'be a man', and various conflicting expectations of what people think that means, and all that pressure to be a respectable human and gather weights and responsibilities; you're not supposed or accustomed to discussing your innermost thoughts which makes it harder to know what they are, and even when you've done your best to figure all that stuff out, if you change your mind or make a mistake you get huge amounts of stick.

So the answer is probably not to dwell on it too much.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale.  Not written by me.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said: "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had
to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get
fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all
the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

The End
Tuesday, January 08, 2008 

Well,

yesterday I arrived back home after roughly 3000 miles I'd driven between xmas eve and now. Spent 2 nights in that time in the same bed. Played lots of ceilidh music. Had adverse motoring conditions like exploding windows in gale force winds and tracking down emergency tea in the highlands of Scotland on New Year's Day when not a mouse was stirring. Played tunes on the Isle of Skye. Was very much uplifted by these adventures. Drank tequila. Whiskey. Port. And hot chocolate in great quantities. None of this has any relevance to greater Candythief news, I am just idling away the minutes until I have to confront the unwashed socks.