10. The restroom sinks at restraunts and stores are not for washing hands after using the bathroom. That's where you spit your old dip out so you can put in a fresh pinch!
9. All girls must have their first child by the age of 16. Preferably not by a relative! This aint West Virginia!
8. Red Duck Camy's are the new Abercrombie and Guess in wear!
7. Whether your 6 or 60 years of age, if you have all of your natural teeth your not a resident.
6. If it starts its road worthy... no matter how much of it rattles off during the drive.
5. Wendys, McDonalds and Krystals are appropriate first date hotspots. Unless your Mr. Big Bucks... then you can afford Hardees!
4. The people in these towns actually DO sound like Boomhauer from "King of the Hill".
3. Somewhere an idiot is missing his town!
2. Shit-load is an officially recognized unit of measurement.
1. The grass grows appoximately 0.25 mm per day... I know because I watched it!!!