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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 41
Sign: Cancer

City: SODUS 14551 (Home), ROCHESTER 14612 (Work)
State: New York
Country: US
Signup Date: 3/6/2006

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Saturday, February 14, 2009 

Current mood:  sad
Terrible news when these kinds of tragedies happen.  Nobody can make any sense of it.  Family, friends and associates are left to only wonder why...why did this have to happen to my loved one?  Fifty people perished in this accident; 44 passengers, five crew and one on the ground.  Two people in the house that was hit survived with minor injuries, and one woman who was about to board this flight decided to change her plans at the last minute, a strange stroke of luck that she and her family will never forget.  It's an awful tragedy, and it could have been any one of us.  I have flown quite a bit in my lifetime.  I prefer it to driving long distances.  You just can't beat the convenience, and that far outweighs the risks.  I've often thought about the worst when flying; Will I feel intense pain?  How long will I know about my demise before it actually happens?  Will I have time to comfort whomever I'm with, or those passengers surrounding me if I'm flying alone?  Will my family and friends subliminally know what happened to me before the news has broken?  Did they somehow feel my pain?  Will they know that I loved them, that I'm sorry for so many reasons, and that I left them on this Earth without saying goodbye?  Who knows?  It's heavy shit.  Heavy emotional shit.  I could not watch the news reports and see the grieving families without tears flowing last evening.  I've read the bio's, viewed the photos, cried and grieved for the poor people affected by this tragedy...hopefully my grief, and all of ours together, can bring these folks some comfort.
Saturday, February 07, 2009 

Current mood:  shocked
Category: Life
Surely you've all heard about this crazy woman...let's call her OCTOPUSSY.  No job, milking the system of taxpayer money, at least one former bankruptcy, six kids she already cannot provide for that were conceived in the same fashion, living with her parents in a little three bedroom home, and no man who wants to fuck her...and now she has eight more kids?  What kind of mental illness is this?  The fertility clinic should have put her under and ripped out her uterus, not fill her with some dudes jizz.  These people are all deranged.  Now the media of this country is giving her all of the attention she desires all in the name of ratings.  Have you seen any of her interview?  She certainly has enough money for botox.  What a freakshow!  Let me tell you something honey...inflating those lips like a blow up doll is not going to get you a man either.  YOUR FUCKING CRAZY!  Somebody please take away these kids for their own good...and prevent her from having any more fuckin kids! 
Thursday, January 22, 2009 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Do you remember Amy Fisher?  If not, look her up...what a legacy.  I'm sure her family is very proud.  She is, after all, the poor victim.  Now, she's an aspiring porn star...and it couldn't be more gross.  I MEAN GROSS, and i'm just talking about the audio.  I certainly have no interest in seeing the video...and you shouldn't either.  Trust me.  After hearing audio clips of this sick, disgusting person reading her scripted porn movie lines on The Stern Show this morning, I choked on my coffee and fell off of my couch I was laughing so hard.  Gross.  Foul.  Disturbing.  Take your pick.  One thing you can believe...VERY FUNNY!  Someone should put this woman back in prison.  What some "people" will do for money these days.  Take Will The Farter for instance...look him up too...another classic.  This guy farted in his seventy year old Mother's face for sixty seconds this morning for a thousand bucks!  I don't mean next to her either...I think he sat right on her face!  WOW!  Can you imagine being so desperate for money that you would do something like that on TV/Radio in front of millions of people?  Your own Mother?  Twisted.  I suppose I'm a weirdo for laughing at this stuff...believe what you want, but this is great radio entertainment!  Howard Stern is the King of all Media!  My stomach aches from laughing so hard...looks like I can skip my ab workout today ; )  Clear Channel Radio, Howard's former employer before he went to Sirius satellite radio, is laying off ten percent of it's work force, two thousand employees.  Like many companies with poor products, they are hurting financially.  That's too bad.  But it also shows people in the radio business that a lot of people are willing to pay thirteen bucks a month for satellite radio, to listen to top of the line entertainment and hundreds of commercial free music channels...and NOT LISTEN to thirty minutes of commercials every hour.  Terrestrial radio officially sucks!  Let's talk about some real issues; America now has a new President, and the entire world is celebrating like Germany and Japan just surrendered and we won WWII.  What is all of this hype really about?  I've heard it all; America's standing in the world has been diminished under Bush, we now have hope, we now have change...hope, change, hope, change, hope, change.  WHAT THE HELL IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT?  Hope?  Change?  Changing what?  Hoping for what?  The future?  I don't remember a time when this country was not at the forefront of world policies...because I wasn't yet born.  America has been the leader of the free world since the end of WWII.  America will continue to be at the top of the heap...I don't care who is President.  That's because of the past, not the present.  The atomic bomb solidified the position of NUMBER ONE in 1945.  The President is only one person.  The policies are everyone below that person.  The Senate, Congress, Government, lobbyists, corporations, and they are  mostly all of the same people.  Other than the HMFIC (head motherfucker in charge), nothing has changed.  Time will tell, I guess.  I'm rooting for the guy, and I support my country, but I just cannot get behind all of the hype.  I need a little more substance and accomplishment than simply the color of one's skin and being elected.  That's the only change that I have seen so far...everything else is, and will continue to be, the same.  Barack Obama is the President of The United States...but he's also a politician...and obviously a very good one at that.  It's been two days, and shameless corporations are already looking to profit.  I saw a State Farm Insurance ad this morning; a young black man is dressed in his graduation cap and gown, parents looking on proudly because he is already on his way to succeed Obama as President...and they will happily sell you, the proud black family, insurance you really don't need at an inflated price, because it's in there best interest and not yours...this is one thing that will never change...targeted advertising and corporate greed.  Believe dat.
Friday, January 09, 2009 

Category: Music

...at work, at work...at work, at work...at work, at work...at work, at work...

Just for you Bill...looking forward to getting fucked up Friday night!  Late

Monday, January 05, 2009 

Category: Sports
THE VIKINGS COACH SUCKS AS BAD AS JAURON.  Let's see; you have the best running back in the league, AP, but NEVER, EVER throw him a pass.  Therefore, whenever he's in the game, the defense KNOWS it's a run and stacks the box full.  You have a very young QB, talented runner, not so much of a passer, who has only completed thirty percent of his passes during the game, but you wait until the game is out of reach before giving him the green light to run the fucking ball.  Hey stupid! His running success would have opened up the passing game by slowing down the pass rush!  This guy sucks.  I'M THROWING MY HAT IN THE RING TO COACH EITHER OF THESE TWO SHIT TEAMS!  Lots of talent...terrible coaching.  I'm sure I can do better.  I'm much the best.  Will either of these two teams make the playoffs next year?  NO!  Fuck off.
Saturday, January 03, 2009 

Current mood:  contemplative
Category: Life
Happy New Year!!  The beginning of a new year brings great things; Christmas retail season is over for another eight months, NFL playoffs, BCS bowl games, six weeks until the Daytona 500, ten weeks until March Madness, twelve weeks until Spring, and a fresh supply of paid leave from work.  It also brings some not so great things; first local murder of the year (it took around 15 hours), Wayne County tax Bill (OUCH!), tax filing season, less celebrating with friends and family. Time flies when you're having fun!  Last night, I pulled into my driveway from work around 00:30 and there were three deer milling about my front yard.  I backed into my parking spot and shined my brights on them as they slowly disappeared into the woods like ghosts.  I went inside, changed, turned on sportscenter, grabbed some firewood, stoked up the woodstove, made a drink (W) and turned on the outside spotlights to step out on the deck and prep the hottub for some R&R time...but the deer were back.  I turned off the indoor lights, stood still at the windows and sipped my drink.  I watched them feed on my annuals in the bright lights just thirty feet from my living room windows.  Hungry enough not to care about me or the lights, and smart enough to know that people like me aren't a threat and won't try to shoot them in the middle of the night or outside of regular deer season.  They are truly amazing animals.  Survivors.  They own the night.  Mother Nature is beautiful.  How about that "Christmas massacre" dude in California?  What an asshole.  If you  read the latest about that guy, his plan, and exactly what he did, you have to marvel about a few things; the amazing success of his sinister plan (he killed all nine of his intended targets at his in-laws' house), and how easy it would be for anyone to do the same...at any place...at any time.  This is why smart people observe their right to bear arms.  There's a lot of crackpots out there.  Being prepared is the smart thing, the right thing, to do for yourself and your family.  Thankfully, this shithead's plan "backfired" on him, pun intended, and he was burned badly enough to prevent his escape from the country.  He then did the honorable thing and blew his fucking head off.  Now the taxpayers of the great State of California don't have to pay his room and board for the next forty years.  Good job on the suicide dude...rot in hell for the rest of your actions.  I don't care what happened to you and how much you think you were wronged...how can anyone shoot an eight year old girl in the face?  Dressed up as Santa Claus and doing it on Christmas Eve just makes it that much more unbelievable.  What a twisted fuck.  I'm listening to the UB Bulls/Connecticut Huskies bowl game right now...WHAT AN EXCITING GAME!  GO BULLS!  20 - 17 Bulls at the half.  According to the US Social Security Administration, my paycheck yesterday gave me a lifetime earnings total of just over one million dollars.  ONE MILLION DOLLARS!  It sure sounds like a lot of money, doesn't it?  I'm sure if it was sitting hear next to me in a duffle bag, it would look like a lot of money.  My first year of earnings was 1982.  $379 bucks.  I was a Fourteen year old dishdog at Cartwright Inn or Bowl-A-Roll...and I needed to earn!  I hardly remember being fourteen.  It's taken me twenty eight years of working (twenty full time) to earn my first million dollars.  What the fuck did I do with it all?  Where did it all go?  That is an interesting question.  I'm a numbers man, always have been, always will be.  Some of my friends like to bust my balls about being a "cheap fuck", "cheap prick", "cheap" everything.  I call it being frugal.  I wish I were a cheap fuck...maybe I would have retained a bit more of this cash?  Doubtful.  Like many Americans, I suppose I live a bit above my means.  Sure, I live in a nice house, drive a new truck and have some decent stuff, but I still owe on it.  I've travelled extensively and still do, but it's not something I can afford to do everyday.  I could lay out some percentages and try to figure out how much i've spent on partying, travel, taxes, gambling, and on and on and on...but what's the point?  I consider myself to be in decent financial shape because I only owe on two things...my house and my truck...no credit card debt...but maybe i'm fooling myself.  I don't know how anyone really makes it these days, especially those with families to feed and struggling without a steady job or decent benefits.  Is anyone really making it, or is everyone not sucking off of the government tit saddled with huge debt and living week to week, paycheck to paycheck?  I think it's the latter, and I think it's going to get much worse before it gets better.  Someone has to pay the taxes.  The more people unemployed and/or on welfare, the more working folks will have to pay.  Happy New Year everyone...save your pennies...we're gonna need 'em.  Second half of the Bulls game is about to start.  First, I think i'll take a stroll to the mailbox and see what bills are waiting for me today...
Sunday, December 07, 2008 

Current mood:  mischievous
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

The latest news on the economy,or lack thereof, reveals that the US government is still pondering whether or not to bail out these three American auto corporations so they can survive the current recession.  Many mixed opinions on this one...but I have the answer...just do it.  I'm sure there are many other options available, probably better ones, but time is of the essence.  The fact of the matter is; two and one half million American jobs are at stake in twenty seven different states nationwide.  I don't believe that figure includes jobs in Canada and Mexico.  Either way, that seems to be a bit more important right now, considering this recession may soon become a full blown depression if these companies are allowed to just fail and close the doors.  Considering what's at stake, it seems odd that the American worker is held to such low regard, while the Wall Street white collar banker fuckheads that profited for the last decade by giving shitty mortgage loans to broke motherfuckers were given seven hundred billion dollars last month with hardly a fight.  That's twenty times more money than the auto companies are currently seeking.  Doesn't that seem strange to you?  It sure does to me.  Yes, these auto CEO's are dopey.  I watched the Chrysler guy on the podium the other day...I don't know his name...let's call him dumbfuck...this is what he had to say; "I flew Southwest airlines to get here, took a train from Philadelphia, and drove a minivan here from the train station, AND BY GOD, WE WILL WIN THIS THING!"  I almost fell over laughing at dumbfuck.  IT'S NOT A CONTEST YOU FUCKIN FOOL...it's a pity party for you and the other two shitheads who have ruined your companies by conducting bad business practices for years (I won't say shitty products...I love my Ford truck).  Dumbfuck, and the other two asswipes are obviously waaaaay out of touch.  Wow dumbfuck, you actually flew commercial, took public transportation, and drove a car all by yourself?  What a champion of the people!  WHAT AN ARROGANT BUFFOON!Whatever you stupid dickhead.  If these guys had any honor, they would resign.  If they were Japanese, they would publicly apologize and resign, then throw themselves off of the tallest building they could find!  No shit.  That's what I call fucking honor!  The most important thing right now is the number of American workers that stand to get fucked over because these assholes suck out loud.  I don't know if any jobs were lost with the banking thing...i'm sure there were quite a few...certainly not 2.5 million, but the banks still own the properties that were/are being foreclosed upon, and when the recession turns around, the values will once again rise, and the banks will have lost nothing...and most likely gained from the whole thing.  Fuck the banks!  Support the American worker.  I have a hard time feeling sorry for extremely wealthy CEO's and white collar folks whom were most likely born into wealth in the first place.  I definitely support the blue collar American worker...because I am one...and we are the people that protect and serve, produce, supply, build things, and drive the economy.  Fuck you rich Wall Street assholes.  Try out an honest day's work for size sometime...you may feel a little better about yourself.  Enough about this shit...the SEC championship game just started and i'm upstairs bitching about current events...I should be downstairs with a BIG TALL "W", DILLWEED style.  This is my one hundredth blog post.  Enjoy it bitches.  I may not be around forever to teach and explain everything about life itself to you pogues, so take heed now!  One day, i'm going to compile my rants for you all, and develop my own publishing company; Number Eight Productions.  I think my first book will be called something like;  "Listen up stupid; The world according to Dillweed; Confident, not cocky, know-it-all asswipe, wanna be comedian, shithead alcoholic".  Watch for my book debut on the New York Times best seller list after I retire in 2023.  Thank you.

Monday, December 01, 2008 

Current mood:  disgusted
Category: Life
Disgusting.  It's the best word to describe the pitiful actions of a mob of loser scumbag pieces of shit "shopping" for a bargain last Friday morning at a WalMart in Long Island.  How is it possible that some "people", and I use that term loosely, could trample over another human being, killing him, all in the act of saving a few bucks on some material bullshit?  Eyewitness accounts tell of people walking over the fallen man as other coworkers were trying to save him, injuring some of them in the process as well.  It's gross.  Many American's are just pigs.  I wish I had the ability to round up these pigs and make them suffer in some horrible way, like trampling them until they suffocate and die in the same horrible fashion that this young man did.  Here's hoping the local officials have enough video surveillance to prosecute those responsible and punish them.  Shameful, gross, disgusting animals.  What comes around goes around you filth.
Saturday, November 29, 2008 

Current mood:  thankful
Category: News and Politics
Giving thanks.  It's the thought that counts.  I have many things to be thankful for.  Always have.  Besides a few minor bumps in the road, i've been lucky and have lived the "easy" life.  I don't really know what it is to struggle, want or need.  Some folks are luckier than others...and a little smarter...just a fact of life.  With my work schedule, I get home some nights after midnight.  In the winter season, after getting the woodstove going and cracking open a cold one, I search the tube for informative documentary films or a good movie.  Most movies these days are shit, so I seek out informative nature and military documentary films to learn a little...and then I ponder a lot.  The latest gem that i've seen, "Lioness", tells the story of a group of female support troops in Iraq that became the first women in U.S. history to serve in direct ground combat, what happened to them, and where they are now.  This, of course, was not supposed to happen.  The military has always had a doctrine in place to prevent women from the "front lines" in a combat zone.  Naturally, in a fucked up place like Iraq, soldiers don't know who the enemy is, or even where they lie.  If you wear the uniform of the U.S. military in Iraq, you must assume everyone who does not is the enemy.  And everywhere in Iraq must be considered a combat zone.  Our military is short on "man" power, so many women find themselves in dangerous situations over there every day, no matter where they are or in what capacity they're serving.  They are all volunteer soldiers, women and men alike, serving our country worldwide, so we can enjoy the "easy" life back here at home.  Happy Thanksgiving to all of you.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008 

Current mood:  bummed
Category: Sports

It's been a glorious morning.  I watched the sun rise, listened to The Howard Stern show, downed a pot of java, stoked up the woodstove, "hunted" from my windows, enjoyed a heated red squirrel / grey squirrel brawl, welcomed lake effect snow, and scored my fantasy NASCAR teams, all 39 of them, for the last time this season.  I was in the running for an all expenses paid trip for two to the 2009 Daytona 500 in a www.nascar.com sponsored fantasy contest.  I started yesterday in second place...and finished in second place.  You know what you win for finishing in second place out of tens of thousands of entries?  Zero, Zip, Nada.  Not even a set of fucking steak knives.  Second place is first loser, and that just sucks for me.  My only hope to win now is the first place winner declines to accept the prize, or fails to fulfill the legal requirements/affidavits, and I get a gift thrown my way.  His name is Fred and he lives in Arizona.  Hopefully he's afraid to fly.  I'm going to hold my breath starting...