Just last weekend we all had the latest female 'singer/songwriter sensation' thrust upon us glamorised across all the sunday broadsheets... oh what a shock .. point of origin the Brit School South London. Following in the footstpes of Amy Winehouse, Kate Nash e.t.c. oh and that other one that sung the daft song about 'Punk Rocker with flowers in their hair' from Liverpool Performing Arts Macca school. So I thought give the girl a listen they must be doing something right down there in Croydon...
Unfortunately the usual immature, unimaginative garbage... oh she's split from her boyfriend. Never heard songs about that before... but the press say she plays her own guitar. Yes she does but .... it's basic stuff .. taught by the guitar teacher at the Brit School no doubt.
It just bugs me that we have a generation of new musicians who are being 'taught' 'how to be a singer/songwriter'. But they have nothing meaningful to say. They need to live a bit ... Just yesterday I was reading Bob Dylan's story again. Hithhiked to New York at 19, played every cafe, bar in Greenwich Village for peanuts before getting his lucky break as a harmonica player on a session overseen by the great John Hammond. Or sub the Beatles .. years spent learning their trade in Liverpool and Hamburg ... mixing old standards with rock 'n rool leaning how to harmonise, substitute strange chords. John lennon learning lyric writing through Lewis Carroll, a sense of humour from the Goons ...
Have today's singer/songwriters read Ginsberg, the beats, hitchhiked, played in a tough pub to a tough bunch of customers you have to win over. Have they played a folk club and learnt that playing the songs isn't enough... that you have to entertain and cajole an audience.. NO they haven't. It's put there on a plate for them.
However it's not their fault. Who is the ogre behind the scenes telling us what we should like? Yes it's whoever funds the BRIT school. And again surprise, surprise .. the major record companies. The corporate money men .. who want the talent trained on the cheap. Let's employ ex-session men and cheap vocal coaches and music technology teachers, let's audition and train 'em up... The educational version of the X Factor. Don't fall for the hype.. it's our culture being homogenised and regurgitated for us all over again.
Search myspace and you'll find a 1000 brilliant singer/songwriters people like Martin Joseph, Robb Johnson People who have lived and learnt their craft on the road. Their songs are real life, lived in stories about real people.. not the immature fantasies of the average 19 year old. Listen to real music and don't fall for the hype!! When the reality TV comes on press the off switch and maybe they'll start putting real playwrights and proper music back on prime time TV. Vote with your curiousity, don't buy the latest junk just cos they tell you it's good. It's almost always not!
Andy