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Friday, August 14, 2009
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Current mood:  amused
Category: Writing and Poetry

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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Friday, August 14, 2009
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Current mood:  grateful
Category: Life
True Story.....
 Luke
AFB is west of Phoenix and is rapidly being surrounded
by civilization that complains
about the noise from the base and its planes,
forgetting that it was there long before they were.
A certain lieutenant colonel at Luke AFB deserves
a big pat on the back.
Apparently, an individual who lives somewhere near Luke
AFB wrote the local paper complaining about
a group of F-16s that disturbed his/her day at
the mall.
When that individual read the response from a Luke AFB
officer, it must Have stung quite a bit.
The complaint:
'Question of the day for Luke Air Force Base:
Whom do we thank for the morning air show? Last
Wednesday, at precisely 9:11 A.M, a tight
formation of four F-16 jets made a low pass over
Arrowhead Mall, continuing west over Bell Road at approximately 500 feet.
Imagine our good fortune! Do the Tom Cruise-wannabes
feel we need this wake-up call, or were they
trying to
impress the cashiers at Mervyns early bird special?
Any response would be appreciated.
The response:
Regarding 'A wake-up call from Luke's jets' On June 15,
at precisely 9:12 a.m.., a perfectly timed
four- ship fly by of F-1 6s from the 63rd Fighter
Squadron at Luke Air Force Base flew over the grave of Capt. Jeremy
Fresques. Capt Fresques was an Air Force officer who
was previously stationed at Luke Air Force Base and was
killed in Iraq on May
30, Memorial Day.
At 9 a. m. on June 15, his family and friends gathered
at Sunland
Memorial Park in Sun City to mourn the loss of a
husband, son and friend. Based on the letter writer's
recount of the fly by, and because of the jet noise, I'm
sure you didn't hear the 21-gun salute, the playing of
taps, or my words to the widow and parents of Capt.
Fresques as I gave them their son's flag on
behalf of the President of the United States and
all those veterans and servicemen and women who
understand the sacrifices they have endured..
A four-ship fly by is a display of respect the Air
Force gives to those who give their lives in defense of
freedom. We
are professional aviators and take our jobs seriously,
and on June 15 what the letter writer witnessed was
four officers lining up to pay their ultimate respects.
The letter writer asks, 'Who m do we thank for the
morning air show? The 56th Fighter Wing will
make the call for you, and forward your thanks to the
widow and parents of Capt Fresques, and thank them
for you, for
it was in their honor that my pilots flew the most
honorable formation of their lives.
Only 2 defining forces have ever offered to die for
you....Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Lt. Col. Grant L. Rosensteel, Jr.
USAF
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Saturday, August 01, 2009
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Current mood:  adventurous
Category: Life
{Chivalrous, yes. Spiritual, yeah. Poetic, to a fault. Even kinda
philisophical. Yeppers I make up my own and also pull from some
favorite movies. What yall dont know is. I look like a giant in the
beanstalk tale but im as cuddly as a bear and one faithful man. Those
who know me love me like a brother, and for those I call friends are
also called family. "Wanna know the sweet workings of a warrior poet in
a tall man's body? Then give me a holler. I shall woo thee or not as
the subtle winds carry words of the way that is my own." - James O.
"Tender Feelings of a Tall Bear".
search is on for someone that captures my heart and never lets go with
passion, compassion, and perseverance to get what they want and hold on
tight and one who is comfortable as i am with themselves around people.
well and now for friends anyone and everyone are welcome to chat with
me anytime lol. most of all im lookin for my everything and still have
yet to find her.}
that was my past posting on yahoo and yep still searching for my oen but mainly just living life. ive learned that the more i search the farther i get so past few years being three to be exact i havent searched kinda let women come to me and want to get to know me. so far its worked i havent found one woman that makes me just say wow i want her forever and ever and put a ring on her finger just yet but well itll happen one day. im still hope filled. plus what i learned in boot camp before old knees thatve been through the ringer afew times of hard labor took me out of the position of being US Marine. anyways its like my senior told me ive done my best and hell be damned if im too feel sorry for giving my all and doing something ive put my soul and heart into and some just cant make it its a proven fact.
over the years ive touched base with some of my closest friends and made quite a few. i love them all and they are the best a man can have these days when there are many you cant trust. well yall have a good one if you made it this far ;)
ttfn, james
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Sunday, July 12, 2009
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Current mood:  amused
Category: Writing and Poetry
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in
to he other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing
wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very
slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very
closely, "Are - my - test - results - back?"
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009
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Current mood:  amused
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
hey yall thought youd get a laugh out this like i did WWE Monday Night Raw - 18-DivaTag Match
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Saturday, April 04, 2009
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Current mood:  hopeful
Category: Life
Subject: Bill to get rid of Organic Farms
House and Senate bills to kill all organic farms (FAST TRACK bill passes in less than 2 weeks)
Food Safety Modernization Act (HR 875): Criminalization of Organic Farms
Bills are: House H.R. 875 http://www.govtrack .us/congress/ bill.xpd? bill=h111- 875 Senate S 425 http://www.govtrack .us/congress/ bill.xpd? bill=s111- 425
There is an enormous rush to get this into law within the next 2 weeks before people realize what is happening.
Main backer and lobbyist is (guess who) Monsanto
This Bill will require organic farms to use specific fertilizers and poisonous insect sprays dictated by the newly formed agency to "make sure there is no danger to the public food supply".
If this passes then NO more heirloom clean seeds will be allowed, only Monsanto genetically altered seeds that are now causing unexpected diseases in humans.
Here is a short video on the subject: http://www.voteronp aul.com/newsDeta il.php?Food- Safety-Moderniza tion-Act- HR-875-Criminali zation-of- Organic-Farms- 222
The House and Senate WILL pass this if they do not hear from us. .. . they fear your voice and your vote.
Together WE CAN OVERCOME!!!
Online Petition at http://www.thepetit ionsite.com/ 1/save-organic- farming
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Friday, April 03, 2009
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Current mood:  artistic
Category: Life
Ive taken some chances and gone to the extreme to accomplish something i should have done at an earlier age when my body was still strong enough for the task i was attempting. my variations with luck are the same as anyones you win some you lose some but within my heart the soul of my being keeps me being me and taking me farther down the road of lifes adventures. i took on photography this year by purchasing a nikon l20 digital camera and 8gb sd card for photo storage. so far ive yet to take some shots but goin out this weekend to shoot some shots of nature and maybe a get a few pictures of beautiful friends of mine or something that catches my eye as an artist. oh and my boots are cherry again got them resoled both of them black & brown cowboy boots. needless to say i was uber glad too have them done and see the shiny results of great work. i have Ashley Boots Repair to thank for that the gent over there a immaculate job on them and made them look as if just bought them again brand spankin new. well yall hope your havin a great day. random ideas if youre looking for them.... well taking shots of anything just gettin out there walkin and goin on an artistic voyage of inspiration. theres also the trip to the range if you can find one and have a firearm you like to fire and thrill yourself with the accuracy and marksmanship fun you can have firing a firearm if yuou happen to have one if not find a relative and spend time with fam shooting and maybe take and make it a shot game. makes it fun with a deck of cards and a long range rifle or medium range. long range being 100 yards out and farther. medium range anything between 50 and 100 yards.
love peace and sweet spring lovin for all, james
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Saturday, March 14, 2009
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Current mood:  adored
Category: Writing and Poetry
heart set on one just you the way you chat with me and wild little things as pair letting me know that youre always there a woman tried and true and oh so rare
in this world theres no one that does that thing you do the makes me wild about you the tone in your voice that lets me know that youll never let me go
heart set on one and only one for me forever will i be
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009
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Current mood:poetic & stimulating
Category: Writing and Poetry
I have to be me its the only way i am a faker is cowardice hiding in the closet choking on his feelings in an emotional dam
now i may be country but not born in south you can hear it in my voice and the way i fit my jeans mostly by my manners and my mouth
i take the world each day anew with my swagger in my heart taking a challenge testing myself never leaving me blue
so the next time you ask yourself should i say it?, just do or the only person you're screwin' is you
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Friday, February 06, 2009
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Current mood:  artistic
Category: Life
ive been a sweetheart to most but an asshole to those who rubbed me the wrong way. there are those i dont speak to just for lack of nothing good to say to them due to clouded feeling. ive had a few girls in my life ive found i lusted after more than loved but the ones i loved i can count on one hand. although its not that many. lusted seems to be the word for my idea of being just that a nice idea of being with. i know my words are bit lost in translation but have a beer with me sometime and ill explain myself calmly and friendly. there are a few women right now that touch my heart in their certain ways but none has lassoed my heart and taken me in the way i would be as sure to say im hooked in and ready to be served. haha fishing joke there and nope its simple so i wont explain it lol. the world is a bittersweet place right now for it has been due to some with their fanatical views on what should or shouldnt be right. although the fantics usually ruin it for the rest of us gents that just want a nice easy flow to the life we lead. players i understand their game but dont have to respect the way they live. for it is their own and its just not for me as is the way i feel about that. i may be bit too sweet but there a nature to some of us gents we possess a great deal of patience but we also got a great deal of power to us though we use it sparingly in the means to end a great fear for others and to keep those we love and sometimes those we dont know safe from harm. i know this is a rant but its a small piece of what i think for those who wanna pick my brain abit. here's a glimpse of a wide array of ideas and views. hope yall are well and bless ye.
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