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Monday, March 19, 2007 


This week we will be genetically engineering the perfect comedian. Sort of like Cobra did when they made Serpentor.

Give up their stem cells this week:

Danny O'Connor (ATTGCTGAAGGTGCGG)


Ian Edwards (HTHCRP)

Katie Massa (ribosomal RNA; rRNA)

robert buscemi (deoxy-RNA)


and maybe:

Billy Nord (If he gets a ride.(Amylase))

Your hosts will be the comedy double helix of Ed Salazar and Paul Jay.



Name of Show
at The Westwood Brewing Company
1097 Glendon Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90024
http://www.myspace.com/nameofshow
Every Wednesday at 10pm
Free
Drink Specials




P.S. that picture has nothing to do with us making out on stage but it is the best picture ever!
Friday, February 09, 2007 


This Valentines Day we will be sacrificing the following comedians to the lions. Just like the Romans did to the Christians:

Saint Matt Manser (Patron Saint of the soft rock of the 70s and 80s)

Saint Paul Malowitz (Patron Saint of the Detroit Lions)

Saint Ryan Mckee (Patron Saint of Modest Proposals)

Saint Chad Fogland (Patron Saint of Nebraskan Comedians)

Saint Eric Charles Nielsen (Patron Saint of the Outspoken)
Saint Taylor Williamson (Patron Saint of people that did not go to college but instead did comedy)


Hosted by every ones favorite wacky martyrs* Paul Jay and Ed Salazar.



The Westwood Brewing Company
1097 Glendon Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90024
http://www.myspace.com/nameofshow
Every Wednesday at 10pm

*Not actually dead.
Saturday, February 03, 2007 



I have never been to Disneyland or Las Vegas. People are always amazed by this. I don't think either of those places are a big deal. But to give me the Disneyland meets Vegas feel all these comedians will be gambling in costumes this week:

Shawn Carlow (Mickey Mouse)



Scott Boxenbaum (Pluto)

Laura Swisher (Minnie Mouse)

David Taylor (Seven Dwarves)

Josh Fadem (Donald)

Harris Wittels (Darkwing Duck)


Hosted by Paul Jay and Ed Salazar.(Chip and Dale)



The Westwood Brewing Company
1097 Glendon Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90024
http://www.myspace.com/nameofshow
Every Wednesday at 10pm

Monday, January 29, 2007 

Current mood:  amused
On this weeks show we will be curing cancer.

With the laboratory assistance of:
Dr. Pat Healy
Dr. Amanda Egge
Dr. Ryan Sandoval
Dr. Matt Gallagher

Administering the vaccine will be nurse Ed Salazar and nurse Paul Jay.

The Westwood Brewing Company

1097 Glendon Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90024
http://www.myspace.com/nameofshow
Every Wednesday at 10pm
Wednesday, January 24, 2007 

Current mood:  bouncy

I love biscuits and stand up comedy!

Name of Shows comedy biscuits:

Todd Glass (2 Cups of flour)
Jackie Kashian (1/4 Teaspoon of Baking Soda)
Stefané Zamorano (1/4 Tablespoon of Salt)
Keith Healy (2 Tablespoons of Butter)
Holly Mills (2 Tablespoons of Shortening and 2 cups of buttermilk)

Cooking at 450 degrees, while hosting, Ed Salazar and Paul Jay!


The Westwood Brewing Company
1097 Glendon Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90024
http://www.myspace.com/nameofshow
Every Wednesday at 10pm

Currently listening:
Play Deep
By The Outfield
Release date: 25 October, 1990
Saturday, November 11, 2006 

Found: Laughs Where: Brew Co. Westwood

I have found a cute litter of laughs. I am looking for a good audience to adopt them. If you are interested come to the Westwood Brew Co. on Wednesday at 10pm. They maybe a scrappy bunch of mutts but they are ready to love.


Up for adoption this week

Stand up comic Eddie Vedder (Actually Derek Waters and a scrappy fellow)

Melissa Paull (Cute as a puppy Derek Waters)

Mike Schmidt (Of Never Not Funny and puppy dog eyes.)

Vance Sanders (Of The Open Mic of Love and wiskers)

Johana Schochet (Of Plan F and potty trained.)

Hosted by Ed Salazar and Paul Jay. (Two runts that won..t be split up.)

http://www.myspace.com/nameofshow

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The Westwood Brewing Company
1097 Glendon Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90024
Free, 21+

Friday, November 03, 2006 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Friends
All right guys you want stars you got them. Big time BAM! We are doing it with lights and glitz and glam KABANG! I once worked the ticket booth at Mann's Chinese Theater. I saw Bergman, Autry, and Gary Freaking Cooper. I lifted the velvet ropes for all the big names. Zing! Now I am in Westwood. Just trying to bring the glamour back to Tinsel Town. Tadda!

It is like Kojo says when he dishes the dirt on ET, "There just is no more style and mystery girlfriend." Well you're right Kojo. Until Wednesday November 8 2006 because after that you will be wrong. ZOW!

The torch bearers for new Hollywood: (KAZAAM!)

Jen Kirkman (The Katharine Hepburn of the 2000's)
Mike Phirman (The new Danny Kay.)
Joe Wagner (The wit of Red Buttons)
Stephanie Escajeda (The velvet comedy touch of Audrey Hepburn)
Dan Bialek (Is that Steve Allen I see? No it is Dan Bialek.)
Tom Clark (Burt Reynolds HELLO!)
Melissa Paull (Sassy as Jean Harlow with three gin n' tonics in her.)

Get down to Westwood to see what it use to be like and what it will be like. GRABK! As always hosted by the winners of Life Magazines "The Next Laurel and Hardy award 1938" Edward Salazar and Paul Jay. SHAKA KAHAN!

Name of Show
Wednesday, 11/8, 10pm
The Westwood Brewing Company
1097 Glendon Ave. (park south of Wilshire and walk north)
Los Angeles, CA 90024
Free, 21+
http://www.myspace.com/nameofshow
Currently listening:
Rapmania: The Roots Of Rap
By Sugarhill Gang
Release date: 07 March, 2005
Tuesday, October 31, 2006 

Listen up, Halloween-enjoying twenty somethings. When the pumpkin beer has all been drunk, and your "Sexy Naked Mole Rat" costumes are ripped and hanging askew, and you can't possibly cram another Fiddle Faddle or Whatchamacallit into your diabetic maw, who's gonna be there to nurse your Hallowangover? Your friends? They're passed out facedown in the apple-bobbing vat, not moving. God?

Your God has disowned you for celebrating Halloween, and rightly so. No, the only course left to you, at the bottom of your wretchedness, will be to join us at the witching hour. (Actually 10 pm)

Name of Show

Your priests and priestesses for the week:

Drew Droege (Groundling)

Erik Charles Nielsen (Bostonling)

Rylee Newton (Goblin of Self doubt.)

Nick Adams (Man of mystery.)

Guy Branum (G4ling.)

Denver Smith (Dungeon Master)

Presented by the ghost of Paul Jay and the skeleton of Ed Salazar.

Come help us count down the 364 days left till next Halloween. Stop-motion-animated monsters are always welcome.

Name of Show

Wednesday, 11/1, 10pm

The Westwood Brewing Company

1097 Glendon Ave. (park south of Wilshire and walk north)

Los Angeles, CA 90024

Free, 21+

Please feel free to Re-Post

http://www.myspace.com/nameofshow

Saturday, October 21, 2006 

Current mood:  busy
Category: Parties and Nightlife

Earn Your Laugh Merit Badge
at the Westwood Brew Co,. Weds.  10pm


Scout's Oath

On my honor I will do my best to be funny
To do my duty to audience and my country 
and to obey the Scout Law;
To entertain other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally hilarious.

Exemplifying the Scout's Laws this week:
Marc Mealie (Thrifty Gallant young boy. Not a Goofus)
Eddie Pepitone(Kind and courteous Last Comic Standing)
Julius Sharpe(A loyal friend of The Jimmy Kimmel show)
Matt Dwyer (Helpful Lad)
Duncan Trussell(Obedient  and brave friend to Little Hobos.)
Dan Bialek (Leading a reverent and clean Boys Life. )
Hosted by Den Mother Ed Salazar and Scoutmaster Paul Jay.

Westwood Brewing Company
1097 Glendale Ave Los Angeles CA 90024
Just south of the UCLA campus. North of Wilshire.
Cost=Free
21 and over
Currently listening:
When a Boy Scout Gets the Blues
By Shithook
Release date: 17 November, 1999
Monday, October 16, 2006 

Current mood:  chipper
Category: Parties and Nightlife
In the Western Woods there is a laughter so powerful, so monstrous, that we
dare not even speak its name. It may only be referred to as The Name of Show Show. Every Wednesday at 10 pm it rises from a stage to bring uncontrolled spasms of joy to its followers. Come this week and see for yourself, if you dare.

This week's conjurors:

Shawn Pearlman (Comedy Apprentice)

Christina McGrath (Sorceress of Giggles)

Douggpound (Blacksmith Dwarf in the mighty forges of Tom Goes to the Mayor)

Michelle Biloon (Comedy Alchemist and Maker of the Premium Blend)

Matt Braunger (The Bard of Portland, traveler from the Windy City)

Morgan Murphy (Priestess of the highest order of The Comedians of Comedy,
plus she's been on Jimmy Kimmel)

Hosted by the dark cabal of Edward Salazar and Paul Jay Head.

Westwood Brewing Company
1097 Glendon
Los Angeles 90024

North of Wilshire/east Westwood blvd
Currently listening:
Boston
By Boston
Release date: 13 June, 2006