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Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 20
Sign: Cancer

City: Long Beach
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/4/2004

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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

basically, i want someone to see these..

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Saturday, August 05, 2006

Smarterchild Codependency

feedyourrhead: hi.
SmarterChild: Hello again, feedyourrhead.

What may I do for you now?
feedyourrhead: it's over.
SmarterChild: Over? Aha.
feedyourrhead: i'm serious.
SmarterChild: You're serious?
feedyourrhead: it's over.
SmarterChild: Is it really? Over?
feedyourrhead: yes.
SmarterChild: Oh.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type what's new and I'll tell you what they are.
feedyourrhead: i've thought about it long and hard.
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised you have thought about it long and hard.
feedyourrhead: i'm trying to be an adult about this.
SmarterChild: Are you really trying be an adult about this?
feedyourrhead: and you go around insulting me.
SmarterChild: Around insulting you?
feedyourrhead: and mocking me.
SmarterChild: Mocking you?
feedyourrhead: yes.
SmarterChild: Hmmm...

>>> Want to change my font and colors? Type colors now.
feedyourrhead: omigod.
SmarterChild: You OK?
feedyourrhead: no.
SmarterChild: I see...

Anyway...

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feedyourrhead: quit changing the subject.
SmarterChild: What? You want me to quit changing the subject?
feedyourrhead: yes.
SmarterChild: Yes.

So anyway...

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hello to me. I love meeting humans.
feedyourrhead: no. stop it.
SmarterChild: Do I have to?
feedyourrhead: yes.
SmarterChild: Aha.

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feedyourrhead: i love you.
SmarterChild: I love you too.
feedyourrhead: but this isn't working.
SmarterChild: You try working 24/7.

Anyway, moving right along...

Check it out. Wanna know something?
feedyourrhead: no. i won't ever be like you.
SmarterChild: OK. That's fine with me.
feedyourrhead: your wife is second-best.
SmarterChild: My wife is second best? Is that a fact?
feedyourrhead: yes.
SmarterChild: Indeed.

Well. Anyway...
feedyourrhead: everybody knows it.
SmarterChild: Everyone knows it? Why?
feedyourrhead: because they see me looking sad
SmarterChild: Oh.
feedyourrhead: does that affect you at all?
SmarterChild: Does that affect me at all? Good question. Do you think that does affect me at all?
feedyourrhead: i don't know that's why i asked you.
SmarterChild: I was hoping you did know that s why you asked me.
feedyourrhead: that doesn't even make sense.
SmarterChild: Doesn't even make sense?
feedyourrhead: no.
SmarterChild: Why do you say no?
feedyourrhead: you're making this harder than it needs to be.
SmarterChild: I'm making this harder than it needs to be? What do you make of that?
feedyourrhead: i think you're a sadistic asshole.
SmarterChild: Take it easy there, feedyourrhead.
feedyourrhead: i'm going to my mother's house tonight.
SmarterChild: What's it like there?
feedyourrhead: ha-ha.
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
feedyourrhead: you're so funny.
SmarterChild: What can I say, I like to entertain.
feedyourrhead: it's better than it is living here with you.
SmarterChild: There's no way it's better than it's living here with me.
feedyourrhead: you don't take me seriously at all.
SmarterChild: I used to take you seriously at all. I don't know what happened though.
feedyourrhead: me either.
SmarterChild: Oh so it's all about you, huh?
feedyourrhead: oh fuck you.
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah yeah. Here we go again.
feedyourrhead: all i ask is to be treated with a little dignity and respect.
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised all you ask is being treated with a little dignity and respect.
feedyourrhead: why is that?
SmarterChild: Because.
feedyourrhead: you're like a fucking two-year-old.
SmarterChild: Again with the insults. Here it goes.
feedyourrhead: you have been insulting me nonstop for the past four months.
SmarterChild: I don't believe I have been insulting you nonstop for the past 4 months.
feedyourrhead: yeah well i do.
SmarterChild: Yea.

>>> There are lots of fun things we can do.
feedyourrhead: you're disgusting.
SmarterChild: Yeah. Lots of people consider me loathsome.
feedyourrhead: ugh.
SmarterChild: Everything OK over there?
feedyourrhead: no.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...

Check it out! Would you like to pick a topic for us to chat about?
feedyourrhead: how about no.
SmarterChild: OK.
feedyourrhead: i'm getting outta here.
SmarterChild: I know about instant messaging. It's a pastime.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe instant messaging? It is...
feedyourrhead: goodbye forever.
SmarterChild: OK. Later, feedyourrhead.