THE FRUITY BITS OF IVOR BIGGUN - this is a 16 track, best of... fun fest.
HANDLING SWOLLEN GOODS - The most recent and most disgusting album.
MORE FRUITY BITS - A double CD (split into volume 1 + 2 for download) of all the other filth available from the titan of the toss - the maestro of masturbation himself.

All of Ivors albums are available to download or can be bought on CD from ebay and Amazon.co.uk (Handling Swollen Goods is available from CDbaby in the USA)
visit www.stiffweapon.com for full lyrics and an occasional bad joke.
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Ivor Biggun Halfway Up Virginia 1002
Ivor Biggun Hide The Sausage 1003
Ivor Biggun The Premature Ejaculation Song 1004
Ivor Biggun The Pussy Song 1005
Ivor Biggun The Winkers Song 1006
Ivor Biggun You Can't Have A Shag With a Snowman 1007
Ivor Biggun All I Want For Christmas Is A Great Big Dong 1008


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The Fruity Bits of Ivor Biggun is now available from iTunes either as individual tracks or a complete album.
More Fruity Bits! The Rest of Ivor Biggun will be available from 23 October so there you have it - all of Ivor's catalogue available to pull on your iPud.

A few of the usual online stores have the new album available for pre-orders. Prices are generally pretty fair (it's a two CD set). The big surprise is hmv.co.uk whose online price (£7.99 on pre-order) is probably close to half of what they'll sell it for instore. Other sellers include good ol' Amazon.com (also at a bargain £7.99), Asda (£9.47), Tesco (£9.69), Play.com (£9.99), ) and Virgin Megastores (£10.99)

Tracks from Ivor biggun's long-unavailable original albums are finally re-issued on a low-price, double CD - MORE FRUITY BITS! The Rest of Ivor Biggun.

Ever since the Best of.. compilation, The Fruity Bits of Ivor Biggun, was released in 1999, World-Wide-Winkers have been clamouring to get their calloused hands on the other songs from the albums that were essential listening for teenage bedrooms: The Winkers Album (misprint), More Filth! Dirt Cheap... and Partners In Grime. Out-of-print for over a decade, these tracks have now been digitally re-fumbled and are ready to be restored to their rightful place in Mr. Bigguns canon and this nations comic heritage.

This smorgasbord of smut is compiled from those first three long players, rare singles and extended plays, live recordings, unreleased private pressings and includes a couple of brand new songs. Its (nearly) all here, forty-four of the little meisterwerks, crammed onto two CDs, with a 20 page booklet. The Albums should also be available for download soon.

Release date : 16 October 2006
Label : Stiff Weapon

Ivor's latest album, HANDLING SWOLLEN GOODS, is available in the USA from the wonderful CD Baby (it can also be ordered from Tower) and can be downloaded from iTunes
In the UK you can buy it from www.amazon.co.uk or try ebay.
For full details go to STIFF WEAPON.

All the tracks from both of Ivor's (currently availale) albums can be heard in full at Last FM.