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Jonathan Damn Harrell


Last Updated: 11/18/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 25
Sign: Taurus

City: Morton
State: Mississippi
Country: US
Signup Date: 3/11/2006

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Monday, January 28, 2008 

Current mood:  pissed off

There are two kinds of people in this world....Dicks and Ass holes. Everywhere you turn, someone is always there to f*ck it all up. Every time you breath, somebody has their hand out for money. If I piss on the side of the street, I guarantee someone will see me and bust a blood vessel. Scott County, Rankin County, it doesn't matter where you are....COPS ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH, AND ANYONE WHO MAKES FRIENDS WITH ANY OF THEM ARE TOO!

I'm sick and F*cking tired of jerks who don't use turn signals, and the bitches that keep their high beams on! Next time a truck comes by carrying a load of expensive cars, or boats...I just might flip the F*CK out! Damn it, I've heard just about ENOUGH about what EVERYBODY ELSE has...It's about time I damn well get mine!

Barrack O'Bama can kiss my ass! Hilary Clinton can suck my d*ck! John McCain is a veteran snitch, and Edwards is a whiny bitch. THIS is what it comes down too. Pick YOUR leader, because I don't give a F*CK anymore. No matter who you pick, you can't stop the system. Acid Rain will probably burn our skin until a rock blows this whole f*cking world away! Who will be left? Probably ME! Alone in a smoky, blackened-world to STARVE!

In the end, would that really be that bad? Starving alone could be relief from the backstabbing bastards of society. I REFUSE to be number 999999999999 zillion in this "About 1" world. Too hell with old people in the way, AND the parents who can't make their screaming kids shut the F*ck up in public! Please end the road work on main highways during Lunch Time Traffic, and KILL all the bastards who support Public Smoking bans.

If you are the type of person who gets pissed @ people for turning around in your driveway, YOU ARE A JOKE! If you refuse to let other cars on the interstate by getting over when possible...I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. If you try to but in line @ the gas station... piss off! My time is valuable too. I will not move! F*ck YOU.

I am not a cockroach. The path for everyone else is NOT found by tromping over me. The more you GIVE, the more they GET. I won't ASK for mine...I'll TAKE that little bit!

Now.... I feel better!

J. D. H.

Sunday, June 24, 2007 

Current mood:  pissed off
Category: Life

DAMN IT!

 

So there I was, it's another Friday afternoon and I've just got off work. Yeah, I got my paper in my pocket and ready to go chill. I reached the door of the store right AFTER a work crew of Mexicans. Talk about B.S. It's FIVE of them wanting to cash their checks at the GAS STATION... um, "Have you ever heard of a f*cking bank!?," I thought to myself. Talk about annoyed. It was going to take forever to get out of this hell hole!

 

Fast Forward an hour now. Me and my friend, we'll call him... "CLB", making our usual stop and drop over at the local "coffee shop". We grabbed some grains and made plans to party later. We'd decide the destination later, but we'd know we'd meet up at 6:30. Or So I thought...the chumpstain finally drug his ass on in at 7:00. So much for my shower...I'm fucking sweating now.

This brings me to my first point....

 

F*CK WAITING!

I mean, damnit...That seems to be the story of life right now. While I'm trying so save up cash for a new ride, I'm stuck WAITING and pimping to Brandon everyday in my Mom's station wagon. I'm sick of WAITNG for cash, WAITING to get back in College and WAITING to move my ass back out on my own. Once Again

F*CK WAITING!

still, no dog ever pissed on a moving car, so I guess that's what I decided to do. I decided to carry own and we proceeded to go watch Smackdown and meet some of my other "Amigos" for a bit. Needless to say, we partied our asses off and I left the celebration unconscious. Indeed, "The Franchise Player" hit his peak early enough

I regained my brains about 2 AM for some biscuits and gravy. Gotta love that sh*t. We made it back to ANOTHER friends and crashed out over there. He was getting laid, and could care less. His parents however, awoke to find both members of the notorious "Rated DUO", passed out and self invited blocking them in with CLB's car...F*cking A!

After passing out at 3, we were awoken by the sound of a sixty-plus year old man, Former Cop...I might add, raising hell! He pounded on the door over and over. If he had to, he was willing to knock it down. LOL he flapped his arms and yelled at the top of his lungs "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?"

That's an interesting question isn't it? I pondered that and regained consciousness looking around the room...head still spinning from the night before. Meanwhile "CLB" grabbed his newly bummed Diet Mt. Dew and made his way out the door without saying a word.

I left while the old man followed me ranting and raving. He even called us "Drunk Sumbitches" as he shook his old fist in the air. I wondered about his question as we left. I finally made it home smelling of gin and exhausted. Now my folks were irate with me as well. That's when I figured out the answer. The Meaning of all this, is to Keep shaking things up and turn the world upside down. Pissing off old people everyday...it's what I do.

F*ck Haters!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sunday, November 12, 2006 

Current mood:  drunk

Ay, Ay, ay!

Man, Jonathan Damn Harrell saved his cash for a bit. Yeah, me and a few friends decided we wanted to go clubbing in Jacktown last night. We had a blast, and then Bam! things went sour at the drop of a hat. They threw Jonathan Damn Harrell out of the damn club! What b.s.

Jonathan Damn Harrell didn't disrespect anyone. As a matter of fact, I was a perfect gentleman. I let women walk by...had the whole "Ladies First" thing in mind, standing aside so they could walk by me.  But guess what?

This Samoan Jackass in a Vodoo Staff shirt decided it was a good idea to fuck with me. He's gonna tell Jonathan Damn Harrell he's too drunk to be in here, stumbling and so forth. PLEASE! Therewere people in there way worse than me. So he tells my homeboy C-Bizkit some shit about my wardrobe. Basically the mother fucker decided to throw me out because he didn't like my Polo Shirt!  Total Crap!

See, I hit the dance floor. Jonathan Damn Harrell was getting tipsy enough to finally get out of my shy ass mentality, and THIS happens! So here we got this miserable ass negative Samoan Rockstar wannabe giving me a hard time. Throwing me out wasn't enough. The mother fucker started pushing me!

Why was he hating? I tell ya why. He couldn't stand to see me getting down on the floor! I tell ya why, because I LOOK better than he does! Because Jonathan Damn Harrell DANCES better than him! And apparently, Jonathan Damn Harrell has a better fashion sense than him! So I say...

Fuck that Samoan Reject!

Fuck The Voodoo Lounge!

And if you hate on my Polo shirt, Fuck you too!


Jonathan Damn Harrell
(a.k.a. Johnny Franchise!)