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City: portland
State: OREGON
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/6/2004

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 
With Jesus knee deep in the soul hole of memory, some new sounds have emerged until proper Resurrection. 

 I encourage all of you virtual buddies to explore my disaster sound machines.

Pang Gnang
- Plunderphonics & turntablism glee. Audio glitch wildfire & the loop-de-loop of all the classic hits. This is my personal beast I use to digest media saturation.
http://www.myspace.com/panggnang
 

Madman Prophecies
- The madman prophecies is a futuristic present-state of post apocolyptic disaster. Just a few survivors exist in this underground bunker, armed with only instruments, recording devices, and various psychedelics, they must pass the time while waiting for the rest of the world to heal. Deep underground they perform; while the sun has collapsed in on itself, under dirt, wood, and concrete rest the madman prophecies.
www.myspace.com/madmanprophecies

- Craig
Currently listening:
Electric Warrior
By T. Rex
Release date: 2003-02-25
Friday, October 17, 2008 

Current mood:  nostalgic
Category: Music
Live at Le Voyeur Olympia, WA 3/26/05


Live at Tonic Lounge 12/24/04
Witness the birth of Christ!
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 


http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=66035341

youuuuuuuuuuuuu

Body:
are a naughy naughty man
i condemm you to a life of sin and unhappiness my main man
lick my black behind
lots of love judas
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
fuck
puff
twat
cuntttttttttttttttttttt
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Thursday, April 03, 2008 


I believe... He came. He died. He rose. He lives. He’s Lord. Because of our great sin, a death sentence was pronounced against us. This punishment was more than we could ever bear. Fortunately, Jesus came to earth exchanging His life for our death. Can you believe that? Jesus died in our place so that we could be set free. Then He was buried in the earth, but after three days, He came back to life. That’s right, Jesus rose from the grave! He lives today and wants to have a personal relationship with us. Calling upon His name is the first step in making Him the Lord of our lives.
Friday, March 21, 2008 



No Subject

Body:
you should be ashamed of your self for having that default pic on,still he gave you life and you are wasting for some nonsence!/
Friday, July 27, 2007 



RE: RE: RE: someone dat hates you
Body: can you spell? you contacted us so why don't you go fuck yourself, eh?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: CHANEL
Date: Jul 13, 2007 5:55 PM


Look whos talkin, claimin to be Jesus and tryin to be all judgmental on me; get off my case and get off my space.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: jesus burger
Date: Jul 13, 2007 3:18 PM


there is no hell. so just relax

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: CHANEL
Date: Jul 10, 2007 10:43 AM


take dat pic off ur pro i aint bossin u around but u will be sent to hell stupid @$$ go pray for forgiveness go to hell
Friday, July 27, 2007 
The little bastard attacks:



July 27, 2007 12:32 PM
fuck u ur going to hell.u cant make fun of him.burn in hell.

July 27, 2007 12:32 PM
he died for your sins not so u can make fun of him.

-----------

JB responses:

My aren't we an aggressive little man? do you hunt down all the anti-Christian bands on the Internet? You must have a pretty boring life. Hey next time why don't you learn to spell first before you start writing your little messages to people you don't understand. Here's a spelling list. I want you to copy each word ten times over and try to remember how it goes.

1. I
2. am
3. an
4. ignorant
5. person
6. who
7. will
8. most
9. likely
10. grow
11. up
12. to
13. be
14 someone
15. Else's
16. bitch
17. because
18. I
19. never
20. learned
21. to
22. think
23. for
24. myself.


It's twisted little bastards like you that actually need people like us. Stop living in the prefabricated and virtually controlled environment. Where did you learn about history, from Pat Robertson? Maybe you should visit a non Christan country and see what they think, or try to read a fucking book. Jesus (as we are using his image) is nothing more than a giant corporate logo standing for American nationalism and moral superiority - right along side with the Dow Jones and McDonald's.

Now the teachings of Jesus on the other hand.. absolutely wonderful... As are the teachings of Buddha, Moses, Krishna, and Muhammad. Why don't you read the sermon on the mount one more time. Are you following the rules?

"The Sermon on the Mount was, according to the Gospel of Matthew 5-7, a particular sermon given by Jesus of Nazareth (estimated around AD 30) on a mountainside to his disciples and a large crowd.
The best-known portions of the Sermon comprise the Beatitudes, found at the beginning of the section. The Sermon also contains the Lord's Prayer and the injunctions to "resist not evil" and "turn the other cheek", as well as Jesus' version of the Golden Rule. Other lines often quoted are the references to "salt of the Earth," "light of the world," and "judge not, lest ye be judged."

That last one is the one you should read, repeat, and then ask your god for forgiveness.
Sunday, January 21, 2007 


WUT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING????????
U SHOULDNT MAKE FUN OF JESUS LIKE THAT...
YEAH I MIGHT HAVE PICTURED HIM CARRYING SOMETHING ON HIS BACK...
BUT A MCDONALDS SIGN IS JUST PLAIN COLDD!!!!!!!!!THINK ABOUT IT NEXT TIME YOU JERK!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, January 16, 2007 
if you want jesus burger to play somewhere you can contact tyler.

tylerjesussanta@yahoo.com


Thursday, March 09, 2006 


We've got customized discs on sale right now for all those who want to add to the non-existing collection.

Songs featured on the hour-long disc:

1. Ferns, Saints, Honey, & Jesus
2. The Ivory Coast Is Littered With State Suppression
3. 8 Sets of 1
4. Le Vouyer3 (live in Olympia)
5. Act Ii (live @ Dunes)
6. Operrrra

It's available here.
Or download everything we've put out through all the other sites where our music is displayed.
It's your call.