just letting everybody know that there is someone on facebook pretending to be me. i DON'T have a facebook profile so if you see them online don't be fooled!

yep, i'm pregnant! i'm due between july 23-28th. it's a little girl named emily faith. we named her after my bff who introduced my husband and i. we can't wait to meet her already! it's taking forever it feels like!
say good bye to long nights out and say hello to long sleepless nights! hooray!

so it's come to my attention that there are retards on fling.com who are trying to scam people out of money by pretending to be me! awesome! their username is jezbond234 and their email is jezebelle_bond234@yahoo.com

send them a shit load of emails saying they're not fooling anyone

www.exoticdancer.com and vote for myron walters as gm of the year and crazy horse in sf for club of the year...

do it cuz i said so

if you can get your fans to vote for me it would
be a help....
www. exoticdancer. com is holding a contest
for the expo this summer...gm of the year
so a vote for myron walters..crazy horse san fran ca
from as many people would be appreciated.....
thanx,M.

contents shoot are gonna take place at my new pad...if youre in the industry and i know you as being actual talent WITH LEGAL ID hit me up...great place to shoot with new furniture, awesome kitchen, and spectacular bedroom...

gg bg fetish solo etc

April 15, 2008 - Tuesday

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...Missing Our Baby We lost our baby almost a week ago.  I can't get my mind off of it.  I am empty inside...Words can't describe it... We love all of you who have shown love and support.  Thank you... My wife is the real hero here.  She is the strength and the rock and she is the person who truly deserves the best in the world and the heavens. We miss our Little Otis.  We would have liked to have known him or her...and we love and miss our child.

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    the envelop please...
and NADIA JADE WINS!!!!
why does she deserve this monumental award? let’s dive into the reasons, shall we?!

1. SHE’S TOO UGLY TO POST PICTURES OF HERSELF...
yes, it’s true! instead of posting pictures of herself SHE DECIDED TO POST PICTURES OF ME, an obvious attempt to get guarrenteed business! too bad she actually has to show up in order to collect money for her less than great hooker services! speaking of less than great service we now move on to the next reason...

2. HER REVIEWS AS A HOOKER ARE HORRIBLE...
NOT ONLY IS SHE TOO UGLY TO POST HER OWN PICTURES, BUT SHE SUCKS AS A HOOKER (not in the good way either). her reviews on erotic review are horrible! how is it possible to be a bad hooker? no one’s paying you to talk, think,and/or make socially conscious statements! all you have to do is suck a dick or fuck someone while acting like you love it. it’s really not as hard as it sounds, but alas miss nadia jade fails miserably!!! nadia jade’s hooker skills are like a plane that has craashed into the fucking mountain!

3. HER FAN/PAYSITE IS BASICALLY A SHRINE TO ME.
again with the fake "real photos"!!! sure it may be slightly flattering but it’s really not! YOU’RE AN UGLY HOOKER WHO HAS CUSTOMERS WHO WANT THEIR MONEY BACK!!!

 
WHAT A CUNT!!!

i was going thru some of my old emails and i found one from the most retard man-boy i've ever had the displeasure of knowning...he started out emailing my friend under a fake name but this fake name was his first and last name switched. yeah, i know...amazingly swift and cunning. anyway, i digress. he emailed my friend saying that i was now addicted to heroin. he then emails me syaing "oh, i hear your on heroin now. its probably only a year before you die.." and other random nonsensicals. HA!!!! me...on heroin? wow, if you're going to start a rumor about someone being addicted to heroin MAKE SURE THEY DON'T HAVE A MAJOR NEEDLE PHOBIA!!! i've been known to pass out after getting my blood drawn. As for dying in year of an overdose...yeah, probably not going to happen ANY YEAR SOON. infact i'm the healthiest i've ever been. i quit drinking and smoking, i go to the gym 2x a day with the most amazing personal trainer (he kicks my ass ito shape) who just happens to be my super amazing husband, and lastly..i'm pregnant. which means vitamins, vitamins, vitamins! so mr. man whom shant be named, much like that character in harry potter only way more lame and with a creepy oompa loompa vibe, if you're gonna try to piss me off by spreading rumors or any other kind of retarded child-like behavior just realize it doesn't effect me...IT JUST MAKES ME LAUGH AT YOU. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!

denice k. and i will be signing at the erotik world convention thursday march 6th thru sunday march 9th in copenhagen, denmark. for more infomation got to www.clubdenice.dk