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Thursday, March 30, 2006 
Since the huge popularity of the Scenester of the week competitions I've decided just to go ahead and make a huge list of these idiots. So here you go, have a look at what myspace has to offer you... I've also thrown in some random weirdos and idiots.

DISCLAIMER: I do not take any responsibility for vomiting, nausea, power-cuts, malfunctions or any other side effects of looking at these faggots for too long.



I'll start off with the Scenester of the week winners.

                    chris ruthless;;[BRC]

"WAR, despite the white flag."

Male
17 years old
Hamilton, Ontario
Canada

                    Steviez0r ?SKC?

"Idle Hands For Handled Minds"

Male
18 years old
Cape Town
South Africa
Man they still give me crazy vibes of hatred.... Now it's time for the BIG list!

                  <3 xAn Apology In Bloodx <3 -=SKC=-

 "xx...No lies x Just Love...xx"

Male
19 years old
Somerset West, Western Cape
South Africa
                  This was one of the main contenders for Scenester of the week

                    Nick

" LD50"

Male
16 years old
Red Bluff, CALIFORNIA
United States
                 Eddie Izzard Junior!

                     joshua

"Abnormally normal."

Male
19 years old
ILLINOIS
United States
                  Do I even need to comment this?                

                    Stevie

"Blocking you is just TWO clicks away."

Male
20 years old
North Hollywood, CALIFORNIA
United States
               If Cher died and was reincarnated this would be the result.

                    JxG

"ilu den."

Male
77 years old
                 Oh god...

                    fagTRON

"headline!"

Female
100 years old
ARLINGTON HEIGHTS, ILLINOIS
United States
           What can I say? Nice eyebrows.

                    .leah attacks.

""

Female
16 years old
Wenatchee, WASHINGTON
United States
                    Arghhhhhhhh. Another one of those bulletin whore fiends

                    Daniel Daylight

"pWnin n00bs till Daylight"

Male
18 years old
Shadowglen, CALIFORNIA
United States
                    I really have no idea what to say.

                   oO.Clownafobier.Oo

 "I scream alone and plead"

Male
18 years old
London, SW19
United Kingdom
   This is what happens when you mistake a hurricane for a hairdryer.

AnitaGEE. [TN/NLL]

"Ill talk some jive like you've never heard!"

Female
17 years old
the real OC, NEW YORK
United States
Goon...

Pani! In My Pants
Hahahahahaha

                    LABLED- FUCKED UP MISTAKE!!

"FUCK THE WORLD!!"

Male
15 years old
RENO, NEVADA
United States
                    Haha, I love this guy. Really, I do!

                    Taylor [mollys husband rawr] ?

"I get krunk to FFTL ?"

Male
14 years old
lacey, WASHINGTON
United States
                    Hi guyz.

                    Scott

"xEdge Till Deathx"

Male
22 years old
Hill
Cyprus
                    This has to be fake...

?Synthetic?

"Bubble Pop Electric Pansy"

Male
23 years old
Near Tampa, FLORIDA
United States
                    Another one of those... GIRL OR GUY!? things

GENE

"singing in the rain..."

Male
99 years old
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA
United States
                    Someone needs to tell this guy that the 80s are over.

Zombie Boy ?s Dead Girls

"? 19 years of Betrayal, Failure, & Disaster"

Male
19 years old
x904x, FLORIDA
United States
HAHAHHAHAHA.

I'll maybe add more to the list later! I feel sick enough looking through profiles right now...

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Sunday, March 26, 2006 
The winner is here ladies and gents. Steviez0r ?SKC?


                    Steviez0r ?SKC?

"†Idle Hands For Handled Minds†"

Male
18 years old
Cape Town
South Africa


Last Login: 3/25/2006
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Oh man man man... woman. I just don't know what to say right now. I'm quite confused with the world. Why am I confused? I went on this guys profile. I mean... You look at the first picture the default one and you think straight away "Hey is that  guy or a girl?" Since when was getting girl's haircuts cool? I'm so confused. Where did I put my straighteners?

If you think the pics are bad what this guy writes in his profile is freaky...

:: I don't look the same in real life as I do in my pictures. I'm a LOTuglier.

:: I know I do the same pose in all my pictures. If you don't like it, fuck you.

::I'm a camera whore of NOTE! I think I have over 1000 pictures of myself on my computer. Although, I think that only 4 look decent.

:: I'm the horniest person on the planet. Shit thing is, I'm REALLY conservative in real life, so you'd never guess it. Although, over the internet, I can be pretty forward. But whatever.

There's a lot more there if you read his profile... Ahh help the world, nuke a scenester.


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Tuesday, March 21, 2006 
Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

                    chris ruthless;;[BRC]

"Murder She Wrote<3"

Male
17 years old
Hamilton, Ontario
Canada


Last Login: 3/21/2006
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This guy is just... Uhhhh... He was submitted to me by message. I added him and was bombarded by about 15 bulletins of "WHORE 4 WHORE!!11"

Arghhh. Man, he sucks. He sucks so hard I'm surprised he hasn't took a picture of it for his myspace.

This guys straight up faggotry.

"y0 lets get straight to it.
1. don't ask me to comment your pictures. i will comment them if i feel like it.
2. don't ask me to whore you. i will whore you if i post a w4w or if i just plain feel like it.
3. i may not comment you back, so deal with it.
4. if you have a lot of html on your don't bother commenting, i will not comment back, i have no time nor the patience to load your pages. msg me instead if you want."

GUYS! GUYS! THESE ARE THE RULES! Obey them or he like won't reply or something and we will all be deeply gutted.

Why are donkey teasers like this even born?
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Sunday, March 19, 2006 
Can I make you smile? Are you gonna spit out blood


Mar 19, 2006 3:28 PM

milk a gran??? That really doesnt make sense.... You people are idiots believing "ohh all "emo" boys are fags." and "emo people are so stupid." See that might work, if there was such a thing as an "emo kid"

Wow... What's this we have here...


joshs[crazyfists]


Mar 19, 2006 4:25 PM

is this a stupid excuse to get some friends?
....&& im emo, why'd you add me?



WHEN WILL IT END?!
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Thursday, March 16, 2006 
First on the bat, Justin!

From: Justin
Date: Mar 15, 2006 2:52 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: Hey cool dude.
Body: This shit is wack.

you attack others to hide your own insecurities or to make others think you are something special.

you are hypocritical
with that can of bean shit..something about others following.

what about that stupid chuck norris picture....everyone thinks those jokes are so funny..you wouldnt have that picture of him if it wasnt such a topic of discussion at this point in time...you follow other people as well...while trying to hide your own lack of originality.

i don't usually attack anyone but i'm tired of seeing people doing things like this.

it's stupid.
your not funny.
it's not funny.

He sure told me! I replied with:
To: Justin
Date: Mar 15, 2006 3:37 PM
Subject: RE: Hey cool dude.
Body: For sure I agree 100% that this shit is wack!

Amen!!

EmoAlarm

P.s Cheers & Beers for the shear thrashing of me, baby!



Next up, Mr Peanut Butter!

From: Mr. Peanut Butter
Date: Mar 15, 2006 4:37 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: No Subject
Body: yeah yeah FUCK YOU!! why do you got to lable people?

EmoAlarm RE: No Subject
Body: yeah yeah FUCK YOU!! Why do people follow trends?

Peanut Butter
 RE: RE: No Subject
Body: this aint no fucking fashion state ment. its a fucking DEATH WISH!


EmoAlarm RE: RE: RE: No Subject
Body: Hey, nice song title there! Wait, someone already thought of that. Ever thought of making a band?

EmoAlarm RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject
Body: I know its the name of a song fuck tart, actually yeah I have thought about starting a band

Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject
Body: You going to play some lovely music?

Peanut Butter
 RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject
Body: why the fuck did you even add me as a friend

EmoAlarm RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject
Body: We need someone like you on the team! Full of angst!

Peanut Butter
 RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject
Body: if I dont believen lables why the fuck would you want me on a fuck emo team? I have nothing against them. hell ive been the way i am for as long as I can remember. so what the fuck

EmoAlarm RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject
Body: If you have nothing against them why did you even private message me? Team as in my company. Been the way you are? What's that then?

Peanut Butter
 RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject
Body: its expressive individualality. theres always someone following a trend even you are. if you say no thats a bull face fucking lie. but why be happy cause theres not point to it. there is no such thing as happy, there are good times but thats it.

EmoAlarm RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject
Body: "No"

OH GOD BULLSHIT LIE

NEEEENER


Next one along, TheUsed EmoBoy! Stand back folks, he's a crazy son of a bitch!

From: TheUsed EmoBoy

Date: Mar 15, 2006 8:31 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: No Subject
Body: heyyyyy your that cocksucker that went to prison and dropped the sope on purpose lol if you dont care about emos and you dont like them why you waist your time posing yourselfs as some cocksucker who makes a page about them fuckin retarded monkeys ass

He's a witty guy this one!
To: TheUsed EmoBoy
Date: Mar 16, 2006 6:47 AM
Subject: RE: No Subject
Body: Whoa! Calm down there, angsty! I only dropped the "sope" because I wanted some bum loving. Ever since i got this retarded monkey's ass I've been horny for prison love.

Why did I make this? Because it's funny to laugh at sheep like you. Simple.

EmoAlarm
 
His reply's a great one!
From: TheUsed EmoBoy

Date: Mar 16, 2006 11:46 AM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: rap loving cock sucking bitchboy
Body: i see so you sit ur ass home you sorry lozer and you laugh at stuff only a moron like you would laugh at and the pathetic part is you fuckin lozer you do it on the internet so you dont get your ass kicked you pussy bitch

fuckin 7 year old bitch boy grow up kid cause it looks like the only thing you growing is a dick in your mouth

I love huge long sentences. I forgot I was only 7 years old, I needed someone to remind me. Thank Chuck he didn't kick my ass. I made my reply simple and to the point
To: TheUsed EmoBoy
Date: Mar 16, 2006 1:53 PM
Subject: RE: rap loving cock sucking bitchboy
Body: ARGH THERE'S A GIANT PENIS IN MY MOUTH!
Lovely stuff

From: *i*love*emo*kidz*
Date: Mar 16, 2006 12:23 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: fuck off
Body: why would you send me an add request? just to piss my off?

did you think it would be funny?
im not laughing.

Wow. Just wow.
To: *i*love*emo*kidz*
Date: Mar 16, 2006 1:53 PM
Subject: RE: fuck off
Body: Well I am laughing you crazy little emo chap.



That's all the half decent hate mail for the now, there's a lot of others with  drawn out conversations. But I couldn't be bothered putting them in here.

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