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Saturday, October 31, 2009 
some pertinent issues ...

we're playing a short southern UK tour over the end of november / december, dates are as follows -

Norwich Arts Centre (Nov 28)
Oxford Bullingdon Arms (29)
Portsmouth Wedgewood Rooms (30)
Birmingham Academy 3 (Dec 1)
London Relentless Garage (3)
Brighton Freebutt (4)
Bristol Thekla (5)


A Northern leg will follow at the end of January / early Feb ...

Also, the video which is online for 'Arming Eritrea', contrary to reports, is not the official video for the forthcoming single.

More soon.

falco-co
Wednesday, October 28, 2009 
.. .. .. .. .. .. .... 'Bushes are in disagreement with the heat'  (The Fall- 'L.A.')


It is Thursday. The dawn hugs his balls. He pulls on his running clothes. He runs to Canyon Park. The internet showed him the way. There are too many roads in Los Angeles and not enough cross-walks. He shows two drivers the finger. They think it is a game.

It is Thursday. He kicks to the near the top of the hike. He passes dogs and dirt. He drops his camera. He talks to an old woman about air quality. The old woman is happy to talk to anybody. The old woman is happy to talk about anything. He fills his lungs with smog and company. He makes his descent.

It is Thursday. He watches his laundry. He dries at the lowest temperature. No body likes hot clothes. Not even the Scotch.* He talks about football with a Mexican named Hugo. Ha. Newcastle United are a comedy club. Even in Los Angeles. Even in Hollywood. Even on North Cahuenga Boulevard. They do not have enough comedy here.

It is Thursday. He stands in the venue. The Henry Fonda Theater is aptly named. The Henry Fonda Theater is dead. He pulls at guitar strings. The guitar strings hate to be pulled. They would rather sit in packets and stare at Steve Vai across a lonely desk. He understands. He pulls them anyway.

It is Thursday. He makes four guitars understand. Obedience is a virtue. Physics is and are inevitable. Biology is and were all cocks. He talks to friends about the universe. He is scared of losing time. It takes two hours. The guitars are bored. He is scared that they are bored of him.

It is Thursday. He plays a rock show. The crowd just about deserve that word. He laughs. He loves to be on stage. He takes snapshots for his dreams. He forgets the words to two songs. Nobody notices. He dances around the mistake.

It is Friday. He is looking through the door of a bowling alley. She says 'let's get a drink instead'. He is sad. He wants to bowl. He drinks a Heineken. It tastes of ...

It is Friday. He walks through the motel. A police helicopter circles overheard. Two men try to come into his room. Drink makes him bold. Drink makes him oblivious. He laughs at them. He goes to sleep. He has not heard the gunshots.


* The Scottish. Yes, I know. Thankyou.*1
*1 (c) Stewart Lee.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009 

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009 
i'm doing a blog for thequietus.com which will appear on their news section first and then will reappear here a day or so later. Here is the first installment (also, when I get the chance to upload video, I'm still compiling a video blog which is available at http://falcotron1975.blogspot.com/ ) ...

.. .. .. .. .. .. ....

In a way it is kinder of United Airlines, a help, a service, that they charge ....such an extortionate fee for alcoholic drinks on their flights. Truth be told, as the ghost of memory tickles his mark onto the window with a bloodied finger, it is a life-saver, a bridge between alcoholic states as much as cities and continents.....


$6 is a lot of money for a Heineken. Heineken tastes like revenge. ....


He crosses his fingers when the snacks come. He wants trail mix. Pretzels remind him of bonsai trees, Karate Kid 3 and sad, depleted buffets, of tables groaning under the weight of cousin wood. After fourteen hours he is sick of the flight, the leg-space, the clucking cakeist who had reclined the chair into his face the second his maddeningly fat behind had hit the seat, the headache, the smell of ass and fat fear. He pulls on his eye-mask and dreams of an elsewhere. He dreams of a remote cabin attacked by rain and quiet, sure affection.....


Some things never change. Love. Loss. Spanish imperialist ambitions. The calf-lengthening properties of high heels. Ambition. Fear of the future. As the passengers move around him, stirred by their bladders, he stares out of the window into the darkening mid-western sky and reminds himself to live in moments such as these rather than around them.....


He had begun in the day in Oslo, juggling weight between cabin and hold baggage in a reassuring rhythm, folding tshirts on the bed then forgetting and sitting on them. Heathrow had come and gone in a fury of familiar magazines and newspapers, all gladly gathered, and the Atlantic passed in the time that it took to wonder loudly at the puzzlingly long career of John Travolta, star of the inflight movie in name and fee if little else.....

Immigration at DC, though protracted, had been a peaceful, calming process. After three and a half weeks of bitter, salty touring there is a lot that can be said for having a suitcase taken from your hands and pulled apart by a stranger in a fruity uniform. Hell, it sure had put the whole laundry situation in its proper, immediate context and for that, at least, he was grateful.....

He has learned over time that the correct answer to the question 'what does your band sound like?' when posed by a US border control officer is 'The Beatles'. At no point would he ever attempt to engage the agent in a discussion as to the relative benefits of post-punk in the modern era - in the unlikely event of them having heard of the Gang of Four chances are that it would be the Chinese Communist Faction of the Cultural Revolution that comes, rebidden, to their minds, and not the influential rock band from Leeds who first made their funny and brilliant sounds some thirty years ago.....

‘Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we are beginning our descent to Los Angeles International …’. He closes his eyes and stays in the moment. Another journey has begun.....


Wednesday, September 16, 2009 
click here (or don't) ...

http://falcotron1975.blogspot.com/
Tuesday, September 01, 2009 
For anybody, ANYBODY who wishes to criticise the band for cancelled shows, a perceived 'bullshit rockstar attitude' or perhaps shameless ambition vis-a-vis not living in poverty (nb.downloading) then please validate your claims withing the public sphere by posting them here for debate and dissection.

I regretfully take this action in light of certain temporal constraints - mainly, that I don't have time to register on every woefully misinformed and overly critical (and right now I'm looking at you, Ireland) forum in order to set the record straight. This shit is sitting out there and hey, we may as well give people the chance to seek redress or, well, shut the fuck up.

So, come one, come all ... and hey, although a private message would be preferred on almost every available level, please do not be shy.

falco
Wednesday, August 26, 2009 
To everyone who bought tickets for Dublin, Belfast and Derry this month.

We’re really sorry that we’ve had to postpone these Irish dates. Despite the ridiculously late notice it's totally unavoidable and due to some scheduling problems we've had recently, and new shows will be booked in as soon as possible. By way of apology we’d like to offer everyone who bought advance tickets a free CD featuring some unreleased material, early tracks and demos which pre-date the first record. If you bought tickets online we will have your email address and will be contacting you soon, if you bought tickets in person, please send a mail to postmaster@cecmanagement.com stating where you bought your ticket, which show it was for and your email address.
 
Again, apologies, we hope this goes some way towards making up for any inconvenience caused - we hope to see you in Ireland soon.

falco


Wednesday, July 29, 2009 
Ha.

San Fransisco.

San.

Fransisco.

Ha.

(huh).

He was ...

is? ...

Could be soundchecking.

Should be soundchecking.

Is ...

... soundchecking.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA. The soundguys baseball cap. A brown prism. Eyeballed by a crowd, studied through numerous angles of vision. Reflection. Please remember the bass. I suppose this is food.

Should be is soundchecking.

Peroni! Jamesons! Now he knows where the ice is. He is a little taller than yesterday. He is meat on the skewer. He is soundchecking. I suppose we are food.

The temperature has fallen 40 degrees in half an hour or so of southerly driving. How British you are, San Francisco.

'Brian Clough is dead, falco'.

'John Peel is dead, falco'.

They were sad days. He is soundchecking.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 
The van stops and his senses flicker, pulling his body from a five hour stasis. He is ripped to the tits on a combination of NyQuil, Vitamin Water and Heineken. He gums a toothpick, applies some suncream and hops out of the van, squinting into the middle distance.

Vancouver, which is British Columbia, which is confusing, which is like what Nazi Germany would have looked like if Hitler had been quite partial to the Chinese. Fat guys fester five feet from flexing fitness frogs, the sun is out, the sun is blue, no-one knows who the fuck he is ...

Which, for a change, is quite the thing. He visits the public restrooms and nobody asks him about guitar tunings, Steve Albini or album leaks. In fact, as he pushes his way backstage for the ritual of the guitar set-up, somebody asks him if he is in 'Awesome Color'.

He does not know who this band, this entity, this modern day lifestyle cult known as 'Awesome Color' are, so he says yes and signs a pair of sunglasses; Dave - Awesome Color. For a second, he feels guilty, then he notices the scarf. In 100 degree weather. He has done a good thing. Guilt is for the woman. Sign only what you can reach. Other people will worry about grammar.

He plays a show which lasts for twenty five minutes because Canadians don't like to have choices. A band finishes on the main stage then, five minutes later, they start up on the second stage. I have an hour to set up. De la Soul are funny. Kelson watches them stood next to Jarvis Cocker(*1). Jack has hidden our beers in his bass drum case because he is scared of the French.

Two hundred people watch him play. Most look irritated, like they are here for a bet that they regret. Sonic Youth are on soon. They will play most of their new album. Later, members of Sonic Youth will help their road crew find bread. He sees it. He watches hippies, who are not ashamed, play badminton. He sweats, meets some nice people, all of whom are nice.

He meets Tai, a friend he has not seen for twelve years and they drink Molson in restaurants. Do not drink Heineken in Canada. It tastes of revenge. Thankyou.


*1 Jarvis Cocker looks like Gollum in nice shoes and with a funny beard and plays songs with girls names in them. I do this as well, but keep it secret. This is advice.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009 
There's not a lot I can say about Seattle, other than - can we play here every week, only with a better fee?

Oh, and the ability to drink near the stage without sneaking the fucking stuff in.

Other than that, thankyou. More words would merely cheapen the experience.

For an audience - my favourite city.

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