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I'm not sure which category it fit in to.

It lasted about two weeks and got about 3000 visits before myspace shut it down
I wish we were able to save some of the messages and comments we got on the page , 
some of them were mighty entertaining. It's amazing how many people thought it 
was real.
Women offering a shoulder to cry on and gay men trying to pick him up were just 
some of the responses we got on the site.
It's hard to tell if it translated in to any record sales or hits on our regular
band page.

Well, back to the regular MOIST news.
We would like to thank everybody that came out to our last few shows. It seems
they just keep getting bigger and bigger.
We just had Marie Kanger-Born from chicagopunkpix take a bunch of shots at our
last show and as soon as we pick out which ones to use we will be putting them up.

Our next live show is at THE RED LINE TAP on Friday Jan. 18th
7006 N. Glenwood in Chicago. Around the corner from the Heartland cafe.

Hope to see some of you there.
Be sure to mention the secret phrase at the show(moist beer farts)and receive
a free CD!

The Moisty's
moistguitars.com

We have a garbage myspace page that just gets used for testing messages and various stuff but other than that it just sits there unused. Yesturday I was watching the news about the Drew Peterson defense website and thought it would be interesting if I put up a Myspace page mocking it and advertising the band (Yah I know it's a tastless and obnoxious thing to do but what the hell, it's a dog eat dog world out there)

 I named it the "Drew Peterson defence fund" and put a picture of Drew on it with the caption "I didn't do it". Other than that there is no other referance to the real site or Drew himself. The rest of the page is Moist Guitars stuff.

 So last night I went on to the myspace forum and left a couple of comments and low and behold the page got about 700 hits in one night!

  The question is do I leave it up and see what happens or do I switch it back. I dont think I am violating any myspace rules with the site but the way it is spreading I'm sure it's gonna piss some people off.

Drew Peterson defense fund

   After years of living the fast rock and roll life style, the abuse is really starting to take it's toll. The list of injuries and ailments are starting to add up to the point where it wont be long before we're performing in wheelchairs.
    Let's start out with Pam. To call him accident prone would be an understatement. He's been trampled by a horse, smashed by a forklift, fell off a second story roof after being attacked by a bird, broken his collarbone in a skiing accident and was hung upside down by his scrotum after falling off a jungle gym. Needless to say, he is in constant pain and pops pain killers like they were candy.
   Mondo is borderline diabetic and is loosing all the feeling in his feet. Thumper has bad knees, tendinitis in his right arm and a nerve problem in his left arm. Sprinkles has "stomach" problems and is constantly having to make emergency bathroom runs.
   So the next time you see us play and you notice after a spirited set that Pam is holding himself up by his micstand, Sprinkles is running to the bathroom, Mondo immediately sits down and Thumper drops his beer you know why.

See ya next show!
The Moistys

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