New lyics for my next wichita song.  half serious half jokes/justplayin. 

 

Come and find me, you know were i be, either at show in the club or on my 360.  Niggas wanna be like me, throwin bows, beatin bitches and still reppin 253.  My lifes principle is very simple, fuck the medium and keep the premium.  I always stay strapped, whether it's the magnums or the 40 in the Cadillac.  Like a plague my ways spread upon thy enemies until the end of days, or so you call it.  Truth behold sky daddies and super pals don't exist, my hustle and style is restless!  But if I ever got somethin id give it to everybody I hate, sweet talkem in to bed then make violent hate withem. I will always be hated, by how ive taken in this life and what ive made it.  Still gettin faded, all my niggas hairs is braided and we all related.  West coast born, but third coast raised.  ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Houston Texas tried to get me to stay, but I had to pull out, better drop that ass ho or open yo mouth.  Gotta girlfriend 2 cars and a wife on the side, never lived a lie always stay true till I die.  First come that ass, the hair and then the rack.  Unless you talkin bout hood rats and cadillac's.  And even then bitch, just shut up and get in the back! Maybe that's why im fucked in the head, godless and don't pray.  Im a habitual two stepper with the strap in the way!  And if you ever threaten my life with that triflen bullshit again, there will be no redemption for the consequences that I will unleash on that ass and then.  The last and only question will be either blood on my knife or shit on my dick bitch.  You choose!

001. What is your name? Lance                 
002. Spell your name backwards: ecnal
003. Date of birth: June 20^th 1985
004. Male or female? male
005. Astrological sign: gemini
006. Nicknames: kozzie/kozzbacca
007. Occupation? 19delta cavscout / army
008. Height:  5 9 1/2
009. Weight: enough
010. Hair color: blonde but died black
011. Eye color: blue
012. Where were you born? Fort lewis WA
013. Where do you reside now? Inglewood
014. Age: 20 in 18 days
015. Screen names: mercenaries77
016. E-mail addy: same @aol.com
017. What does your screen name stand for?me killing people      
018. What is your LJ name? same
019. What does your Blurty name stand for? Don't have one
020. Pets:  1 my dog jake
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? 19 haha
022. Piercings? Had 1, my lip     
023. Tattoo's? 2
025. Righty or lefty? righty
026. Wearing: banana hamock! my man thong

027. Hearing: innerself – blood thirsty carousel
028. Feeling: really really happy J  at the moment!
029. Eating/drinking:  diet coke..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

~Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? Sure why not
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? 1 and friends and family
063. How many people have you been in love with? 1
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? Haha no
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? Yes 5
116. Are your parents divorced?  twice
117. Do you have step parents? 2
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? Nope.  We keep it real
119. If so for what?
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? Yah lots, granma-germany grandpa-poland.

~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? Mike jones' – still tippin,
122. What's the most embarrasing CD you own? Ashley simpson's
123. What's the best CD you own? suffokation
124. What song do you absolutely hate? The electric slide, or whatever the "slide to your left, slide to your right" is called.
125. Do you sing in the shower? everyday
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? Cand i get a what what?

Favorites
152. Color: purple
153. Food: chineese
154. Song: way too many
155. Show: Lay To Rest's
157. Band/singer:  oh god.  Ummm norma jean, bleeding through, unearth, lamb of god, as I lay dying.  And so much more.
158. Animal: puppies or kittens
161. Movies: comedies for sure.
162. Pair of shoes: my white DC's hella player status
164. Actor: ryan renolds or Samuel L Jackson
165. Actress: Angelina jolie, or Natalie portman
166. Potato chip:  sour cream and onion
167. Drink: diet anything
168. Alcholic drink: patrone'
169. Holiday: I fuckin hate holidays
170. Perfume/cologne: burrberry.  Whats up?
171. Pizza topping: mushrooms
172. Jello flavor: doesn't matter
173. Lunch meat: hella Virginia baked hamm
174. Board game: risk
175. Video game: halo
176. Website: laytorestmusic.com
177. Book: the star wars one about mace windu
178. Computer game: republic comandos
179. Number: 666
180. Cereal: smart start
181. Comedian:  jim bruer, dave chapelle.
182. Dessert: strawberry short cake
183. Disney character: poo bear
184. Clothing store: areopostal
185. Past time: mike wiesmann or Cameron fox
186. Teacher: mr stash!  lol
187. Childhood toy: hella ninja turtle action figures.
188. Carnival game/ride: carnivals blow
189. Candy bar: recees peanut butter cups.
190. Magazine: stuff
191. Salad dressing: italion
192. Thing to do on the weekend: party with the boys
193. Hot drink: no hot drinks. both
194. Season: winter or spring/fall I dunno
195. Sport to watch: hockey
196. Person to talk to online: my sister
199. Do you have posters on your wall? hella
200. If so of what?  Bands and what not
201. Do you have a TV in your bedroom? Nigga please!
202. How many pillows are on your bed? 3
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? Don't need one, im already hooked up with my mobile pimp device
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? Depends on the mood
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: cant remember
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Eh yah but they always fall between my bed and the wall
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? 2 and a half.   lol
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? possibly
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? Haha no

214. Do you snore? Don't think so
215. How about drool? Haha thanx again jackie
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? Duh!
217. What color is the carpet in your room?  Tan I dunno
218. What's under your bed? Old memories and shit
219. Beach/mountains: neither, well beaches are alright I guess.
220. Donuts/bagels: both
221. Day/night: night
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: west hella
223. Heaven/hell: none!
225. Coffee/tea: coffee
228. Britney/Christina: hella britney, shes the best
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: both, why not
230. Real World/Road Rules: real world
231. Backstreet Boys.r{}*Nsync, JT's the man hella pimp
232. Silver/gold: who cares
233. Nike/Adidas: adidas
235. Sweet/sour: both
236. Punk/emo: hardcore, straight up
238. Winter/summer: winter
241. Read/watch TV: watch tv
242. Cd's/tapes: cdizzles  
243. Dvd's/vhs: dvdizzles
244. Old/new:  new son
245. Shorts/skirts:  shorts no me skirts on girls
246.Pink/red: pink
247. Coloured pictures/black and white photos: colored son
250. Commercials/infomercials: commercials
251. Scary movies/comedies: comedies  most def!
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: bikinis!!!
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: both
254. Dogs/cats: dogs
255. Unicorns/fairies: uh no
256. Water/land: land. Hella the water sux
257. Sugar/spice: both
258. Black/white: white
259. Ribbons/bows:  bows
260. Chicken/beef: beef, its whats for dinner, haha come on now
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: eh what ev
262. Cars/trucks: cars
264. Popcorn/pretzels: popcorn
265. Hip/hop: hip
266. Passionate kiss/peck: passionate
267. WWE wrestling/real wrestling:  real
168. Back rub/foot massage: back rub
269. Picture frames/photo albums: photo albums for sure
270. Pens/pencils: pens

What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
271. Eminem: is fuckin awesome
272. Virgins: tight!
273. God: doesnt exist!

274. The Osbournes: id rather not
275. Reality TV:  who cares
276. J.Lo: booty meat
278. Emo music: should just die, and cry about it later.
279. Valentine's Day: can be good, all depends
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: she sucks period.
282. Abortion: saved my life a couple times!
284. Murder: if needed
285. Death: shit happens.  
289. Pornography: everybodys got to have a little
290. Fortune tellers: I think their hilarious
293. Politics: don't deal with that stuff
294. Country music: Mjmontgomery and that's it
296. Cloning: haha sure

What You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?.

299. Jack: and jill
300. Tiffany: amber theisan
301. Ben: jamin
302. Maria: old boss
303. Jennifer:  aniston
304. Nicole: richie
305. Amy: oh god *motha fuckin lopez
310. Tom: Delong or lycus
314. John: dear
315. Joel:
323. Natalie: portman
324. Christy: gretzner

Have You Ever...
331. Mooned anyone? Haha yah
332. Been on a diet? yah
333. Been to a foreign country? Yes germany, Ireland, iraq, Kuwait, panama.  Um Canada I guess.  haha 
334. Broken a bone? Yes right for arm.
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? Uh no
336. Swear at a teacher? plent
338. Got in a fight? A couple
339. Dated a teacher? Haha wanted to once
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Haha no   
341. Thought about killing your enemy? I don't think about it
342. Gone skinny dipping? nope
344. Told a little white lie? maybe
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? Uh sure
346. Stolen anything? When I was in the 3^rd grade.
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Fuckin fuck no, what are you fuckin retarded.   Fuck!
348. Been on TV? Haha cb boy, 
349. Been on the radio? no
350. Been in a mosh pit?  moshordie
351. Been to a concert? lots
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? what kind of faget shit is this?
355. Broken the law? yah
356. Been to a rodeo? fuck no
357. Been on a talk show? Haha no
358. Been on a game show? no
359. Been on an airplane? Yesssss I love them,
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? no
361. Came close to dying? Um yah
364. Terrorized a babysitter? totally
365. Made a mud pie? bajilions
366. Had a dream that your falling off a cliff? yep
367. Snuck out of the house at night? :) when I was littler
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? Haha once
370. Felt like you didn't belong? In school yah
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? A couple times
372. Smoked? yep
373. Done drugs? Probably never again
374. Been arrested? Haha yah
375. Had your tonsils removed? noooooo
376. Gone to camp? nope
377. Won a bet? Haha yah
378. Written a love letter? Maybe a lust letter?
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? Way back when
380. Written a love poem? no
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? Used to, now they ask me
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? 4
390. Done jail time? For 15 minutes
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? Yep for a year
392. Won a trophy? lots
393. Thrown up in public? Haha a couple times
395. Failed/got held back? nope
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? dunno
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? nope
398. Taken ballet lessons? Haha never
399. Attempted suicide? never
400. Cut yourself? never
425. Do you believe in aliens? If tom delonge does then I do
426. Name three things that are next to your computer: cell phone, newports and a hero's end t-shirt.
427. Do you have any hidden talents? Haha yah
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? Only the good kind
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? Haha Lay to rest knows
430. What would your movie star name be? Haha I don't even know
431. Do you play any sports? Used to
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? To manny
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? Revenge of the sith
435. Do you drive? yep
436. What is your dream car? Porche 911 carrera twin turbo 91*
437. Do you think your good looking? Maybe, only when faggets don't cut my hair to short.
438. Do others think you are good looking? Haha my mom sure does.  Haha if that counts.
439. Would you ever sky dive? Not a snowflakes chance in hell, I hate hieghts
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Ive seen a couple in puyallup
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? 4 bedrooms
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? no
443. Do you believe in God? Not a chance

445. Do you believe there is a heaven? No
446. Do you believe there is a hell?  No
447. Do you own a pooltable? no
448. Do you have a pool? @ me gpa's house
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? duh
450. Do you like chocolate? Who doesnt
451. Who/what is on your 2005 calendar? Marykate and ashley
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? Abunch
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? Lol yah
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? Homemade Chewbacca costume.  It was sooo great.
455. Do you carry any weapons on you?  I did for a year
456. What is your weakness? It used to be girls.  Now its just kisses on the neck
457. Name something you can't get enough of: haha phil knows!
459. How many kids do you want to have? Three!!!
460. Future sons/ daughters name:  um jenaveve, skylee, and I don't know the boys name yet. 
462. What is your ideal way to die? conquering a continent! o
463. How do you release stress? beat off!  smoke!
464. Are you a trendy person? Not really.
465. Are you an artisitic person? Used to be
466. Are you a realistic person? Straight up
467. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off? no
468. Are you a strong person?  I guess
469. Are you a strong willed person? very
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? Um… haha   I guess sara from walla walla
471. Who is the last person to IM you? Uhm.  Phil.  Deeeshh son
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? BLOODY FUCKIN YES
473. Are you a deep sleeper? Very
474. Are you a good story teller? Haha if it involves alcohol yes
475. What do you believe is your best quality? Maybe my funnyness or the fact that I can reasure people.
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? Iraqi freedom as 19 yrs old
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? Candles
478. Do you do yoga? Haha I should try it.
479. Do you have your own credit card?  Don't want one
480. Let's say you win the lotto....?   porche, blow and hookers for everyone! 
481. Do you have a check book? No I don't like them either
482. Do you like your driver? Haha if I had one yah
483. Do you tan easily? Um after the first burn yah.
484. What color is your hair naturally? blonde
485. How many fillings do you have? none
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? 2
487. Worst feeling in the world? being out of cigarettes, um and kidney stones, when they come out!
488. Best feeling in the world? Haha cigarette after sex, um driving your favorite car with the top down and the wind in your hair.  Hanging with your loved ones.
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? Depends. Did someone drink it tell it was half empty or was it empty and someone poured it half full???
490. Last thing you downloaded? Your grandma on a cd rom
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? Haha no
492. What do you think people think of you? Um depends on who it is.  But usually nice or funny or confident.
493. Are you a likeable person? sure
494. Do you need therapy? I hope not
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? wtf
496. What the best way to be proposed to? Right after you just gave some girl the punisher.
499. When are you moving? dunno
500. Are you happy this is over? Sure.

last nights show was fun.

3 more shows left

i cant wait till summer.

some people are really really retarded.

some people have to big of hearts?  eh hemmm

and some dont have any at all.

wow im really board.  i need a life.

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do you love me? 9. Do you have a crush on me? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Would you hug me? 12. Physically, what stands out? 13. Emotionally, what stands out? 14. Do you wish I was cooler? 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 17. Am I loveable? 18. How long have you known me? 19. Describe me in one word. 20. What was your first impression? 21. Do you still think that way about me now? 22. What do you think my weakness is? 23. Do you think I'll get married? 24. What makes me happy? 25. What makes me sad? 26. What reminds you of me? 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? 28. How well do you know me? 29. When's the last time you saw me? 30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 31. Do you think I could kill someone? 32. Have we ever had sex? 33. Do you miss me? 34. Do you think i miss you? 33. Are you going to put this on your MYSPACE and see what I say about you?

If you dont work you dont eat you dont grind you dont shine no if's and's or but's bottom line their are lots of diferent people and things that are very important in my life. some are just at different places right now. STARWARS EPISODE III COMES OUT NEXT MONTH!!!! ...shit son

wow have i become a halo 2 nerd or what. ive smoked ever body in our unit. and when me and sam bust it out in "team penis pump" were unstopable. lol yah what a way to kill the time. n e who. 5 more days left oh yah and a wake up. peace

senses fail is so good it makes me wanna cry. i listen to it when ever anything goes wrong. like early this morning. when everything in the world went wrong with in a matter of 2 hours. i cant trust anybody but my self. i hope i get stabbed on valentines day and bleed to death with a letter in the front pocket of my old plad t shirt.

well i was thinking about getting a 97 purple eclipse with a turbo and 19s. but then my mom went out and bought a totally different car. i was so mad that she didnt tell me what it was. ugh, she says its a secret. anyways. TACO BELL for breakfast JACK IN THE BOX for lunch MAZATLAN for dinner. hmmmm who should i take to mazatlan. i know who im taking to taco bell, haha thats a given. and jack in the box, well uhmm. im supposed to meet michelle and her new boyfreind when i get home but i'll be with my mom the whole day. ack thiers so many people i have to see on my first day. like my whole family and just a butt load of freinds and their freinds. well i drive 6 hours on day two and 6 more on day three. then the fourth day. i'll probably spend it with my dad or somthing. maybe meet up with nikole. haha but i already have the last day of demobed planed. doolittle has his own HOuse in down town puyallup and he's throwing a 'gettogether' for 25 of us. yah know just the close party boys. and thats going to happen and the end of our ten days after our 4 day break. shit. then i have to get a decent job and find time to hang out with johnny in between them cuz he lives like 10 blocks from me. wow thats gonna be crazy. aight im out

16 days left. ...oh yah, and a wake up. so me and my boy tom got pictures done today. haha it is the coolest picture on earth. lil TOM big LANCE. i cant wait to show everybody when i get home. well on another note, things are going good. well better than before atleast. and i won a little Halo 2 championship thingy today. go me. aight thats it.