Last time we had a signing at one of our Stashes, it was just me.

This time, I'm bringing some friends...


If you loved Randal and Elias, how the fuck can you not be here? So far, it's just Jeff, Trevor and me. Who knows who might be added later (probably Mewes, maybe others...)? But here's your chance to pick up the "Clerks II" and "Evening Harder" DVD's, as well as Jeff Anderson's directorial debut, "Now You Know" (also starring Jeff and Trevor) - and get 'em all signed! Just in time for fucking Christmas, no less!

All info can be found here.

Just a heads-up: back in August, at the East Coast signing, we had a bit of a crowd...

Video from the August East Coast Stash signing.

Fair warning: while I doubt we'll have 2000 folks showing up for this signing as well (it ain't summer, and we ain't on the East Coast), it'd still be a good bet to get there as early as possible.

You've got a little less than two weeks. Start making travel plans!

Relive your favorite moments from 'Clerks II' when it hits special edition DVD on November 28th. The Donkey Show, the tuck, Rosario dancing on the roof - it's all there plus these very special features:

• Documentary feature "Back to the Well: The Making of Clerks II'
  
• The Donkey Show Extended
  
• Feature commentary with Kevin Smith, Jeff Anderson, Brian O'Halloran, Jason Mewes, Trevor Fehrman, Jennifer Schwalbach and Scott Mosier.
  
• Technical Commentary with Kevin Smith, Director of Photography Dave Klein and producer Scott Mosier
  
• Deleted scenes and Outtakes
  
• The Dance Sequence featurette
  
• and more...

SIGNED BY KEVIN SMITH!!

GET IT HERE!!!

Also available on November 28th:

Come on out and get your shit signed!

All information available right here! Click me, motherfuckers!

To celebrate the release of Clerks II - in theaters everywhere, we bring you our Final Train Wreck as well as a special clip which was shot and edited by Jason Mewes himself. As you'll soon see this is a real ass to nuts affair.

Warning: These clips may be considered NSFW (Not safe for work viewing)

In The Caboose - The Final Train Wreck

And a piece shot and edited by Jason Mewes entitled My Marbles

Watch these, THEN HEAD OUT AND SEE CLERKS II. In Theaters everywhere!!

6 winners today and we will be picking 6 winners tomorrow.

Congratulations to

Lainy

Bubba



dale

Scott T Smith

DIVA

and

Brent

Please reply to the message I sent to your myspace inbox and Your prizes will be in the mail.



You too can be a big winner. See below for details and good luck.


Announcing the "Clerks II" MySpace "Top 8" Contest!

Just because they serve you doesn't mean they don't like to be in your Top 8.

Each week, starting now and running until the release of "Clerks II" on July 21, we will go into our friends list and pick out fellow MySpacers at random. Those who have the "Clerks II" MySpace Page in their Top 8 will win an
honest to goodness prize shipped directly from the View Askew offices in Red Bank, NJ! You don't have to buy shit! You just have to Top 8 the "Clerks II" page!

Prizes will range from hats, t-shirts and other "Clerks" and View Askew-related apparel to just-released cool swag, making the winners the first people to own them. Why? Because we're total whores, and we want you folks out there spreading the word about "Clerks II", via the vast MySpace network!

In order to win, you must be in the "Clerks II" MySpace Friends List (so Friend Request us if you haven't already; don't sweat rejection - we accept everybody) and you must have the "Clerks II" MySpace Page IN YOUR TOP 8. Three winners will be picked weekly. No purchase necessary. Limit one prize per MySpace profile.

MySpacers with custom coded friends listings are also eligible for prizes provided that the "Clerks II" Page is listed in the first 10 friends listings.

So what the fuck are you waiting for? Edit your Top 8 now and finally earn off all this Top 8 bullshit!

"Clerks II" MySpace Page.

Clerks II opens in theaters everywhere TOMORROW!

Guest fearless leader Master Shake has a simple message for all you myspace weirdos out there - GO SEE CLERKS II!



See you at the Theaters tomorrow!

Clerks II hits theaters everywhere in 2 days!

Looking for theater listings and showtimes? Check these out:

MovieFone

Fandango

For your entertainment pleasure, check out Kevin's appearance on 'Live with Regis and Kelly':
See you at the theaters this weekend

Clerks II - in theaters everywhere in 3 days!!

Walk the Red Carpet at the Clerks II premiere in Hollywood California!



Check out more at ClerksII.com

The 'Clerks II' countdown begins! 'Clerks II' hits theaters everywhere THIS FRIDAY, July 21. To check if a theater near you will be showing 'Clerks II' hit this link:

http://movies.aol.com/movie/clerks-ii/23823/main

If you happen to live near a Century Theater, they have posted a list of houses which will be showing 'Clerks II'

http://www.centurytheaters.com/movie/index.html?movie_pdiID=52875

For those of who like your comedy a little blue, check out the Clerks II Red Band Trailer:



See you at the theaters on Friday!

Congratulations to

Yvette

Skoorb



Jeff

christie

daniel

and

~~MISS BEHAVIN~~



Your prizes are in the mail.



You too can be a big winner. See below for details and good luck.


Announcing the "Clerks II" MySpace "Top 8" Contest!

Just because they serve you doesn't mean they don't like to be in your Top 8.

Each week, starting now and running until the release of "Clerks II" on July 21, we will go into our friends list and pick out fellow MySpacers at random. Those who have the "Clerks II" MySpace Page in their Top 8 will win an
honest to goodness prize shipped directly from the View Askew offices in Red Bank, NJ! You don't have to buy shit! You just have to Top 8 the "Clerks II" page!

Prizes will range from hats, t-shirts and other "Clerks" and View Askew-related apparel to just-released cool swag, making the winners the first people to own them. Why? Because we're total whores, and we want you folks out there spreading the word about "Clerks II", via the vast MySpace network!

In order to win, you must be in the "Clerks II" MySpace Friends List (so Friend Request us if you haven't already; don't sweat rejection - we accept everybody) and you must have the "Clerks II" MySpace Page IN YOUR TOP 8. Three winners will be picked weekly. No purchase necessary. Limit one prize per MySpace profile.

MySpacers with custom coded friends listings are also eligible for prizes provided that the "Clerks II" Page is listed in the first 10 friends listings.

So what the fuck are you waiting for? Edit your Top 8 now and finally earn off all this Top 8 bullshit!

"Clerks II" MySpace Page.