So tonight I'm driving home from doing a gig.The cops pull me over,they start yelling at me to put the car in park.I put it in park and turn the car off.I show him my friends P.B.A.shield and he tells me I don't to see that put it away.I ask why did I get pulled over?.He asks me if I been drinking,I said no.Then he asks where did I just come; from I said Crobar,he then says u went to Crobar and you didn't drink?I said no I went in, it sucked and then I left.(read last blog why it sucked!)I said ok I did have a beer 3 hours ago at NY Comedy Club,he then asks me where is it located I tell them and then he tells me I have to take a breathalizer test I said ok,I wasn't drinking,He makes me blow in this fuking thing,then he makes me do it twice.Tells me to go sit in my car,I'm fucking waiting in the car saying great I'm gonna get arrested now,I didn't do shit.Crobar sucked COCK,the cops are yelling at me like I was fucking driving in reverse on a sidewalk..Then they come back to my car give me back my license and say to me you can go but this was a warning.FOR WHAT???I WASN"T DRINKING??I don't know maybe it's me that shit like this happens to!

I was just driving home from along night of looking at fat chicks in clothes that they shouldn't wear.Guys in sunglasses and of course hours and hours of Reggaeton!!JESUS,WHY???Did I for get to mention the DJ didn't shut the fuck up all night talking shit!That's what pisses me off about DJ's today alot of them have no skills they need to talk all that shit in order to put another record on because they can't blend two fuckin records together.Don't get me wrong there are alot of DJ's out there that have skills.I admire those DJ's.I use to be a turntablist and made mixed tapes and never said a fucking word. I just did what I was suppose to do MIX!!!People don't pay good money in these clubs.(thank God I get in free)Some clubs are charging $40 to hear a fucking dick screaming,let's see.1)Single Ladies make some noise,.(reason they are single is because they are fucking gross!!), 2)If you got over $10 in your pocket make some noise.3)If your drunk make some noise.LET"S NOT FORGET!Every Fuckin' country the guy knows!.Question how come talented DJ's like Roger Sanchez,Deep Dish,Erick Morillo,David Morales,Lil'Louis Vega and many many others never said one fucking word?Why,because they are concentrating on making a brilliant mix.