It's Tag on Bikes. Duh. Oh, and it's also extreme.

1. If you're IT, you must tag the flesh-- NOT the bike. Use any part of your body to tag with--yes, any part(s). Teabagging someone automatically wins the game.
2. If you touch the ground with your feet, YOU'RE IT.
3. No touching cars.
5. Must stay in bounds--in this case, the parking lot.
6. Must scream like a little bitch.
7. If wrestling is not gay, then bike tag is not gay.
8. Master backs allowed--You can tag the tagger back. If you tag someone 3 times in a row, it annoys them greatly, and is much fun. 2 times, and you've essentially just re-tagged your own self like a retard. 5 tags in a row, and you are god, small g.
9. KPK invents all kinds of games, and will kick your ass at all of them.
10. Coming soon: Ping Pong Dodge ball.

Video: HELMET CAM.
Photography: MINJA

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you get brain freeze

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