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-Christmas Tree lane better than Candy Cane Lane.
-Bullard Knight football kicks all ass.
-A Fresnan secret is revealed.
-A Christmas movie themed OR GAME.
-Dorktown interviews Luke from Brother Luke & The Comrades and Circles & Circles.
-Live clip of Brother Luke playing at Starline.
-Bells and Mikey play Modern Warfare 2 [PSN names: Bells316 and fresnan].
-HIGH HORSE: Don't put nuts in Mikey's junk.
-A "live" report from Christmas Tree Lane.
-Dorktown is on Facebook now, become a fan and junk.
-FONZY EHHS.

Mikey's mic is too loud throughout the episode.
Audio suddenly becomes louder a few minutes in.
Bad feedback coming back from remotes.

Click to download or listen: aDorktownChristmas.mp3

..Download Episode 78: dorktown78MikeyBday.mp3 What will you be listening to today?:

Mikey is really too old to be podcasting.
What has Clovis ever given us?!
Bells tries to cover for technical issues (wow, exciting, eh?)
Mikey is also too old to be watching Bulldog games.
Fresno's Wheels Of Fortune is played (awesome).
A Random Moment With Producer Becky.
What is Bells doing in Central Fresno?
Fresno sex posistions?
Fonzy Ehhhs go on too long.

Episode technical issues (because Mikey always jacks up something):

Computer power cuts out causing stopping and starting on several occasions.

Episode plugs and such:

Make sure to check out Wheels Of Fortune playing Audie's Olympic on December 26th.
Dorktown finally has a page on Facebook, become a fan!
Contact the show by emailing: mike@thefresnan.com

Episode 78: dorktown78MikeyBday.mp3

Much like Fresno's Fay Wrays' album release show, this podcast has been building for some time. Finally it's here for us to enjoy (audio issues and all), as Ben and Eli (from the Fay Wrays) join Bells, Mikey and Producer Becky for some dorkness.

Some things you'll be listening to: The Fays Wrays new album, uncomfortable Dorktown pauses, more drinking is needed, recording in Fresno, Fresno's like Europe, Reedly talk, what happened to The Nancies?, loudest Fresno band, Fresno's live music club status, Ben plays some live music, where the Fays Wrays get their ideas, more live Ben, Fonzy Ehhhs.

Listen by clicking this: Download dorktown77faywrays.mp3 (46411.0K)

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Dorktown is happy to return and fill your ears with Fresno foulness. What kind of podcast drunkness is there to expect in this episode?

• North Clovis: Where Farmer Ted meets strip malls.
• Bells remembers an old Fresno bar called "Wired"?
• A kinda ACDC in Fresno review.
• Past Bells and Mikey at Greek Fest.
• Marin County talk.
• A new local podcast may be invading Dorktown's space.
• Re:FUSE Fest is coming to Downtown Fresno October 2nd and 3rd.
• Fresno band Racelegs gets Dorktown play.
• Former Flowing With Famous star, Reid May, is at Tokyo Garden and is so metal with his band Trumpet Solo.
• "Or Game"
• Fonzy Eyyys.
• Bootlegged In Fresno: Trumpet Solo. Download Episode 76: DorktownIsSoMetal.mp3

*Or go to your iTunes, search in podcasts for "Dorktown" and have some dirty fun!

We should just let ya know that this episode of Dorktown is for the giving fans of Dorktown. That's because it gets a little self-serving as there are no guests, a lot of talk about the Dorktown Anniversary Show (with a Victory Jump interview), Dorktown's favorite "listener" is called, and there is a Star Wars related tangent that can only be enjoyed by the hosts... and of course there are too many bad words.

If you've always hated this show, you'll really hate it after this. But when you get to 75 episodes, self-serving and fowl language is bound to happen. So, you've been warned: It's NOT SAFE FOR WORK (or Dorktown haters).

>Download the show here: DorktownEpisode75.mp3 Or use the player below:

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So. Dorktown. It's our podcast. Been doing it for four years. We're having an anniversary party that you're all invited to on Thursday night at Audie's Olympic/Club Fred. It's going to be all kinds of awesome and free to attend. We hope to see you there. But first we have to podcast with our podcasting brothers, Ed and Adam from The View Looks Good From Here, Fresno.

Download: DorktownEpisode74.mp3

What to kinda expect:

• Where did Ed and Adam begin getting awesome?
• The first ever Fresno Pacific discussion, anywhere, ever.
• Bells translates for Becky.
• The Bee is all small now.
• Ed gets into a blog war.
• Everyone (especially Eli) should come kick Mikey's ass at the Dorktown Anni show on Thursday!
• Why did Adam and Ed start blogging? Why would anyone?
• ShamWow jokes.
• Is there anywhere to go in North Fresno?
• Pecha Kucha presenting takes balls.
• ACDC is coming to your Fresno.
• Beer break.
• Podcasting discussed.
• iPhone/Star Wars battle.
• Or games.
• Fonzy eyyys for the second time.

>Contacting the dorks: mike@thefresnan.com or bells@dorktown.net

>Download the show here: DorktownEpisode74.mp3 Or use the player below:

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Anniversary show details:

This will be awesome!

Before you listen, you should know, like always, this show is for entertaining purposes and is not to be taken seriously and junk. So, as you might have guessed, it's Not Safe For Work or small animals. Here is an idea of what to expect:

• Mikey says that Dorktown sucks and doesn't have a gameplan to save it.
• Child Protective Services will be called after this.
• Clovis Cops vs. Fresno Fuzz.
• Water Crisis: Pissed off Ray Appleton and Kim Stevens audio.
• The days when Sudz in the City was nice.
• Bells tells us what to expect at the Hye Festival and gives us a Armenian lesson.
• Ryan Seacreast replacing Fresno's Lori West.
• Fonzy Eyyys.

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DorktownEpisode72.mp3 Or, you can use the player below:

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Dorktown #71 was recorded at Kern and L in the Newsroom Cafe. Like most Dorktowns, this episode comes with a classic Not Safe For Work or Babies warning. Seriously. And sorry for the audio levels here, they are simply all over the place... you know, like always. Some things to expect:

• A slow start with funky audio.


• What posses a person to open up a Downtown Fresno business right now?


• What the hell are the Rainbow Girls?


• Is Ashley hot?


• Drinking at Disneyland.


• The Blue Bayou and secret clubs for "furries" and Donald Duck.


• Everybody's first concerts.


• Big Hat Days at Clovis.


• Comcast has dating "On Demand"?


• Things get out of hand.


• Fonzy Eyyss.

Special thanks to the Newsroom Cafe for letting Dorktown bastardize their cool little hangout. Everyone should check this place out (because it's awesome) and support Downtown Fresno businesses.If you're okay with bad language, have a listen by downloading this: Dorktown71newsroomcafe.mp3 [43:15]
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