“Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing our children entertaining our adults?"

"When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed."

"When you're taught to love everyone, to love your enemies, then what value does that place on love?"

"I view my job as being someone who is supposed to piss people off. I don't want to be just one-of-the-guys. I don't want to be just a smiling face you see on television presenting some vapid kind of easily-digestible garbage."

"If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own dick on the wonder years instead of chasing winnie cooper. Besides, I wouldn't have sucked other people's dicks on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own dick? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning."*********lol

"i talked to Snoop doggy dogg today. well I'm not sure if you could really call it talked because I could hardly understand what he was saying. But i think he was trying to communicate was that he wanted to work with me in some sort of capacity and something involving marijuana."

"If I believed in an outside force that we wanted to call God - and I believe that there is one. I think God would appreciate what I say, because I can't see God wanting to create a world full of idiots"

"Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised."


Damn, I love him.

Cool Aries people. posh spice NOT included.

Fergie MARCH 27

Quentin Tarantino MARCH 27

Warren Beaty MARCH 30

Eric Clapton MARCH 30

Marlon Brando APRIL 3

Heath Ledger APRIL 4

Robert Downey, Jr. APRIL 4

Stephan Seagal APRIL 10

Adrien Brody APRIL 14

Seth Rogen APRIL 15 <------------my b-day; automatically makes him cool

Here is some truth to penetrate your fragile myspace poptart minds:

5 Irritations

1. Vegans/vegetarians who support PETA. PETA is a corporate brainwashing industry. They get impressionable young kids to want to be vegan by using lame emo/hardcore/popcore bands to help YOU to spend YOUR money to put in THEIR pockets. You cannot force a world into change, especially by using campaigns that make the audience you are trying to target look like terrible evil-doers when we as a human race have been eating meat since "civilization". Let's try to convince people to be vegetarian by showing them how it could benefit not just their bodies, but their world. And let's face it; the alot of the artists on peta2.com are using the exposure for publicity...

2. On that note, vegetarians/vegans who don't even stick to their commitment to not eat meat, they are occasional vegans or whatever. Sorry thats weird not to be truthful about your eating habits because it doesn't really matter. Just say you don't like to eat meat, definately avoid trying to call yourself a vege because that's just lying!

3. People that support peace who create drama and chaos where ever they go. Just try to follow some universal laws - don't lie, steal, use, or send out bad vibes. Karma baby! Besides let's start having respect for our fellow humans despite the stupid shit we all do. Elevate yourselves.

4. People that don't read that try to have intellectual soul expanding mindfuck conversations without any real factual basis on their theories or opinions. Everyone is allowed to have a point of view, yes i agree, just don't argue it if you know your speaking out of your ass. Another person's point may be more logical or thought about due to the information that person has recieved and filtered through their mind. So, basically, read, so we can learn from eachother.

5. People that wear heart or star patterned t-shirts. (or any other kind for that matter.) It's boring, generic, and overused. There are exceptions though for everything. Mostly, the lack of fashion sense irritates me.