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Age: 18
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State: Michigan
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/18/2004

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Tuesday, January 06, 2009 
Books I've read. Starting February 13, 2007 and ending February 13, 2008.


Rating:
Photobucket - loved it/strongly recommend
Photobucket - liked it enough/you might like it
Photobucket - it was okay, not the best.
Photobucket - didn't like it at all/wouldn't recommend it.



1. Size 14 Is Not Fat Either - Meg Cabot : 344 pgs.
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2. Possible Side Effects - Augusten Burroughs : 291 pgs. Photobucket
3. Jesus Land - Julia Scheeres : 363 pgs. Photobucket
4. Magical Thinking - Augusten Burroughs : 268 pgs. Photobucket
5. Size 12 Is Not Fat - Meg Cabot : 345 pgs. Photobucket
6. Like the Red Panda - Andrea Seigal : 280 pgs. Photobucket
7. The Pact - Jodi Picoult : 389 pgs. Photobucket
8. A Piece of Cake - Cupcake Brown : 470 pgs. Photobucket
9. The Clique Series : It's Not Easy Being Mean - Lisi Harrison : 193 pgs. Photobucket
10. The Plain Truth - Jodi Picoult : 405 pgs. Photobucket
11. Forever in Blue The Fourth Summer of the Sisterhoood - Ann Brashares : 384 pgs. Photobucket
12. That Summer - Sarah Dessen : 185 pgs. Photobucket
13. Dreamland - Sarah Dessen : 250 pgs. Photobucket
14. Gossip Girl series : Don't You Forget About Me - Cecily von Ziegesar : 275 pgs. Photobucket
15. The Truth About Forever - Sarah Dessen : 374 pgs. Photobucket
16. Lord of the Flies - William Golding : 202 pgs. Photobucket
17. The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold : 328 pgs. Photobucket
18. A Dating Game series : Ex-Rating - Natalie Standiford : 204 pgs. Photobucket
19. White Oleander - Janet Fitch : 390 pgs. Photobucket
20. She's Come Undone - Wally Lamb : 465 pgs. Photobucket
21. Me Talk Pretty One Day - David Sedaris : 272 pgs. Photobucket
22. Invisible Monsters - Chuck Palahniuk : 297 pgs. Photobucket
23. The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom : 196 pgs. Photobucket
24. It Girl Series : Unforgettable - Cecily von Ziegesar : 246 pgs. Photobucket
25. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J.K Rowling : 757 pgs. Photobucket
26. Noodling For Flatheads - Burkhard Bilger : 253 pgs. Photobucket
27. The Moonstone - Wilkie Collins : 472 pgs. Photobucket
28. The Book of Luke - Jenny O'Connell : 291 pgs. Photobucket
29. Pure Sunshine - Brian James : 159 pgs. Photobucket
30. 13 Little Blue Envelopes - Maureen Johnson : 321 pgs. Photobucket
31. RX - Tracy Lynn : 262 pgs. Photobucket
32. The Scent of Your Breath - Melissa P. : 132 pgs. Photobucket
33. Paint It Black - Janet Fitch : 387 pgs.
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34. Catch - Will Leitch : 286 pgs. Photobucket
35. Blues for Hannah - Tim Farrington : 243 pgs. Photobucket
36. Remainder - Tom McCarthy : 308 pgs. Photobucket
37. Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov : 311 pgs. Photobucket
38. Naked - David Sedaris : 291 pgs. Photobucket
39. Sloppy Firsts - Megan McCafferty : 280 pgs. Photobucket
40. The Sleep-Over Artist - Thomas Beller : 296 pgs. Photobucket
41. Till Death Do Us Part - Lurlene McDaniel : 203 pgs. Photobucket -
42. For Better, For Worse, Forever - Lurlene McDaniel : 198 pgs. Photobucket
43. Hairstyles of the Damned - Joe Meno : 270 pgs. Photobucket
44. Fire Fire - Eva Sallis : 224 pgs. Photobucket
45. Keeping Faith - Jodi Picoult : 422 pgs. Photobucket
46. Margherita Dolce Vita - Stefano Benni : 226 pgs. Photobucket
47. Pants on Fire - Meg Cabot : 260 pgs. Photobucket
48. Bridget Jones's Diary - Helen Fielding : 271 pgs.Photobucket
49. All She Ever Wanted - Lynn Austin : 400 pgs. Photobucket
50. Our Noise - Jeff Gomez : 384 pgs. Photobucket
51. The Philosophy of Andy Warhol (From A to B and Back Again) - Andy Warhol : 241 pgs. Photobucket
52. Sellevision - Augusten Burroughs : 229 pgs. Photobucket
53. It Girl Series: Lucky - Cecily von Ziegesar : 229 pgs. Photobucket
54. The Clique Series: Sealed With A Diss - Lisi Harrison : 248 pgs.Photobucket
55. Rant - Chuck Palahniuk : 319 pgs. Photobucket
56. Jinx - Meg Cabot : 262 pgs. Photobucket
57. Perfect Match - Jodi Picoult : 353 pgs. Photobucket
58. Gossip Girl prequel: It Had To Be You - Cecily von Siegesar : 401 pgs. Photobucket

 

Books I've read starting February 14th 2008 - February 14th 2009


1. Survivor - Chuck Palahniuk : 289 pgs.  Photobucket
2. Schrodinger's Ball - Adam Felber : 236 pgs. Photobucket
3. Everything Is Illuminated - Jonathan Safran Foer : 276 pgs. Photobucket
4. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close - Jonathan Safran Foer : 326 pgs. Photobucket
5. Dedication - Emma McLaughlin and Nicola Kraus : 278 pgs. Photobucket
6. 20 Times a Lady - Karyn Bosnak : 352 pgs. Photobucket
7. Three Songs for Courage - Maxine Trottier : 321 pgs.  Photobucket
8. Special - Bella Bathurst : 310 pgs. Photobucket
9. The Sea of Trees - Yannick Murphy : 227 pgs. Photobucket
10. Back Talk - Alex Richards : 257 pgs. Photobucket
11. Every Crooked Pot - Renee Rose : 227 pgs. Photobucket
12. Tell Me Everything - Sarah Salway : 256 pgs. Photobucket
13. The Beautiful Miscellaneous - Dominic Smith : 329 pgs. Photobucket
14. Promise Not To Tell - Jennifer McMahon : 250 pgs. Photobucket
15. Go Ask Alice - Anonymous : 185 pgs.  Photobucket
16. Nineteen Minutes - Jodi Picoult : 455 pgs.Photobucket
17. Candy Girl: A year in the life of an Unlikely Stripper - Diablo Cody : 212 pgs. Photobucket
18. Twilight - Stephenie Meyer : 498 pgs.
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19. Diary - Chuck Palahniuk : 260 pgs. Photobucket
20. The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath : 244 pgs. Photobucket
21. My Sister's Keeper - Jodi Picoult : 423. Photobucket
22. It Girl series: Tempted - Cecily von Ziegesar : 287 pgs. Photobucket
23. The Clique Series: Bratfest at Tiffany's - Lisi Harrison : 256 pgs.Photobucket
24. The Poisonwood Bible - Barbara Kingsolver : 543 pgs. Photobucket
25. Second Helpings - Megan McCafferty : 349 pgs.  Photobucket
26. Feed - M.T Anderson : 300 pgs. Photobucket

27. I Know This Much Is True - Wally Lamb : 897 pgs Photobucket
28. Franny and Zooey - J.D. Salinger : 201 pgs. Photobucket
29. Lock and Key - Sarah Dessen : 422 pgs. Photobucket
30. Wrapped in Rain - Charles Martin : 317 pgs. Photobucket
31. The Sweet Edge - Alison Pick : 284 pgs. Photobucket
32. How to Teach Filthy Rich Girls - Zoey Dean : 293 pgs. Photobucket
33. The Boy Detective Fails - Joe Meno : 328 pgs.
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34. Freak Show - James St. James : 298 pgs.
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35. Mrs. Dalloway - Virginia Woolf : 194 pgs. Photobucket
36. City Boy - Jean Thompson : 306 pgs. Photobucket
37. New Moon - Stephanie Meyer : 563 pgs. Photobucket
38. Selected Works 2004-2008 - Christopher Gutierrez : 198 pgs. Photobucket
39. Eclipse - Stephanie Meyer : 629 pgs.
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40. Beloved - Toni Morrison : 275 pgs. Photobucket
41. Breaking Dawn - Stephanie Meyer : 754 pgs. Photobucket
42. The Yellow Wallpaper - Charlotte Perkins Gilman : 60 pgs. Photobucket
43. Better Than Running at Night - Hillary Frank : 263 pgs. Photobucket
44. It's Kind of a Funny Story - Ned Vizzini : 444 pgs. Photobucket


Books I've read starting February 15, 2009 - February 15, 2010.
1. Queen of Babble in the Big City - Meg Cabot : 307 pgs. Photobucket
2. The Color of Water: A Black Man's Tribute to his White Mother - James McBride : 291 pgs. Photobucket
3. Queen of Babble Gets Hitched - Meg Cabot : 277 pgs. Photobucket
4. Going Down - Jennifer Belle : 254 pgs. Photobucket
5. A Wolf at the Table: A Memoir of My Father - Augusten Burroughs : 242 pgs. Photobucket
6. Ethan Frome - Edith Wharton : 181 pgs. Photobucket
7. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson : 204 pgs. Photobucket
8. Millard Fillmore, Mon Amour - John Blumenthal : 309 pgs. Photobucket
9. The Awakening - Kate Chopin : 116 pgs.
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10. The Perfect Man - Naeem Murr : 437 pgs. Photobucket
11. Big Mouth & Ugly Girl - Joyce Carol Oates : 266 pgs. Photobucket
12. Anthem of a Reluctant Prophet - Joanne Proulx : 356 pgs. Photobucket
13. The Last of Her Kind - Sigrid Nunez : 375 pgs. Photobucket
14. Sex Wars - Marge Piercy : 408 pgs. Photobucket
15. Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist - Rachel Cohn & David Levithan : 183 pgs. Photobucket
16. First Love - Joyce Carol Oates : 86 pgs. Photobucket
17. Twenty Something - Iain Hollingshead : 217 pgs. Photobucket
18. You Remind Me of Me - Dan Chaon : 356 pgs. Photobucket
19. Middlesex - Jeffrey Eugenides : 529 pgs. Photobucket


**I'm currently in the process off adding brief summaries to the book titles to help sway your opinion of whether or not to read the book.



Sunday, November 16, 2008 
I copied and pasted this from my livejournal. Read it or something.

This morning I was woken up at nine o'clock by my dad who had opened my bedroom door and started blaring the Sunday Morning polka station. I am not a fan of polka. Nor am I a fan of waking up before 11 o'clock in the mornings on a weekend. This caused me to find entertainment that was low key enough to not rock my lack-of-sleep-hangover, but wasn't a total drag. So I read blogs. Usually music blogs. I do want to be a music journalist, but I am not half as seasoned as some of these people out there. And they always say that reading makes you a better writer.

So I'm reading this blog, mostly centered around hilarious things this guy did back in high school and old school hip hop and hardcore. And I came to the disgusting realization that I'm only seventeen and I miss my childhood. It's a stretch to call the two years I ache the most for 'childhood' because they are my eighth and ninth grade years (including the summers before and between them.)

Eighth grade was prime time. The summer before I went to my first Vans Warped Tour and saw every pop punk band that I was gushing over at the time. Namely, Good Charlotte. But it was a bonus that Sugarcult, New Found Glory, and Taking Back Sunday was included as well. This was the first time that I had ever really been submersed in any sort of culture. In my tiny town in Northern Michigan, the most we get are the mall metal kids. You know, black pants with the chains and straps hanging off of them, mesh shirts over wife beaters, and make up that could make anyone scratch their heads and ask what was up with the fuckery. At Warped Tour though, I guess I kind of saw how that shit was really done. Never had I been in a place where people were so different, each one more Trash Punk than the other, yet everyone got along. No one cared if I was the 13 year old girl whose less-than-skinny stomach kept falling out of my too short Tim Burton t-shirt. No one cared if the kid next to them was wearing eyeliner. No one cared that there was a mass of 20,000 people screaming profanities and throwing their middle fingers up in there. (Let me just add, that this past summer at Warped Tour was the worst one I have been do. Did anyone else notice the noticable increase of douche bags in the crowd?)

That first Warped Tour shaped me.

Then the year of eighth grade in itself was just amazing. I had a great group of friends, and my best friend at the time lives just a quarter mile away from my house. On the snow days that were announced the day before, we'd go to her house and stay up until midnight making ridiculous videos and watch Maury. We'd have dance parties. We'd go sledding and rip around the yard on her fourwheeler, pulling a sled along behind. The guys from Jackass were pretty much our heroes. If we flipped over the sled and cut up our hands or arms, or got a bruise in the process - it was that much better. We'd skateboard in the summer, listening to new music that we had found on Purevolume (this was before Myspace became some sort of music haven) and trying our hardest to do the tricks that we taught ourselves.

Ninth grade was even better. I had a large group of friends. If I had a bonfire, there'd be atleast twenty people there. A majority of my friends then were older, too. Call me sheltered, but it was a rush of sorts to ride around in a car with an older boy. Not because it was a guy, but because I was pretty much forbidden to ride in cars with boys then. We'd blare music, drive around town with the windows rolled open. I will never forget summer nights spent at the band shell, the boys actually climbing up on the bandshell and scaring the hell out of me. Laying around in the lawn at the park. Taco Bell late at night. I was even in a band for a day. I had gotten a bass guitar, and made it through one band practice with three of my friends. We wrote a song, were proud of it, and then never got back together again.

The best day of my life took place in ninth grade. A group of fifteen of us went out to lunch at Mandarin Garden. This date was a pretty big deal, because we had planned it a week ahead, and most of our plans had a two hour notice. It started out good, too. My friend had his mom's van, and we whipped around the streets on the way there. After our lunch, we went downtown and played Capture the Flag for hours. Each team had a whole city block to hide and jail people. There was no drama. And I found the entire thing pretty exciting. I don't know if anyone else who was there realized how great of a day that was, but I loved it.

Now that I'm a senior, I think that everything kind of pales in comparison to things I used to do. I love sitting around and watching movies with my friends, but I think that being lazy at home, and then going to a friends house to be just as lazy is starting to catch up with me. I feel like I should be living more.

Dear friends, it's our last year together. Let's start making it top everything else.
Monday, October 13, 2008 

Current mood:  content
Category: Blogging
Today I experienced one of the most beautiful fall days ever. In fact, I think it was the best fall day I have had the pleasure of knowing.

My morning consisted of driving through miles and miles of rollings hills, farmlands, and trees that had made their change from boring green to vibrant yellows, and oranges, and reds. I couldn't ever imagine living 'in the middle of no where' like that, but I think I could deal with looking out my front door and seeing nothing but miles and miles of fields, cherry and apple trees, and all those colors.

Petoskey is hands down the most picturesque Michigan town I've been to. Some may know it as the place where Sufjan Stevens grew up in, or as a favorite vacation spot for Ernest Hemingway. With both of them being there frequently, it's no wonder they are both amazing writers. There's enough inspiration in that place to fuel millions. From the lake, to the gigantic summer homes, and from all that beautiful land...

We were there for soccer, and the fields were again 'in the middle of nowhere.' Which on somedays I find incredibly boring, but after I set up my blanket, kicked off the new Ugg boots that have been clinging to my feet for the past four days, and relaxed, I looked around and realized that it wasn't that bad. I read my book, and for a few brief moments, napped with my head resting on my discarded sweatshirt and nothing but the warmth from the sun as my blanket.

An eighty degree day in the middle of October is rare, and for me, it was appreciated.

I think a trip to Petoskey will be in the works for me again sooner or later.

The only thing that has been bothering me lately is the thought of college and how it's going to be paid for. My dream college, the one I have my entire heart set on, is $30,000 a year. Not exactly in the budget. My parents, especially my mom, have not been that supportive of my choice of this school, and keep trying to push me in the direction of other, more local, universities that don't cost half as much. It just wouldn't be the same, and I know it.

When I got home earlier today, I saw a bulletin posted by someone who listed all of the things that they were good at, liked, and were thankful for. I think I need to do this in hopes of lightening up my bitter mood, so here's a start. More will be continually added.

» Columbia College or not, I will end up being the journalist that I want to be.
» I am the creator of a blog that continues to get more viewers and praise.
» Music, thank you for making my life a little easier.
» Fall days in Michigan for giving me something to remember.
» My friends take me as I am and I appreciate it more than just about anything.
» Sometimes I think my family doesn't support me, but I think they do.
» I love the callous on my right ring finger that came along with mass amounts of writing. It makes me feel accomplished in an odd way.
» Thanks cancer, for helping me realize how fragile life is, and that life should be lived to its full potential.
» It may not convey through my own choice of wardrobe, but I really love fashion.
» Pop culture is a small chunk of my life. I love celebrity gossip, reality tv, and other things that people would say 'don't matter.'

More will be added later. For now though, I need some serious sleep. It has been a busy weekend. According to Mr. Weatherman, there will be another mid-October scorcher tomorrow. I think I'll wear a dress.

xox,
me.
Currently reading:
Wrapped in Rain
By Charles Martin
Saturday, December 15, 2007 

alright, so i've been working on this piece of writing, and so far this is kind of just like the 'prologue.' i've got a bunch more that i plan on writing, and hopefully it'll turn into something quite big. so read (it is quite long though), and give me some criticism.

 

I looked over the large stacks of envelopes that had taken over the tiny space left on my cluttered kitchen table. Fifteen envelopes, addressed, stamped, and ready to be shipped off to fifteen literary magazines across the country. A large grin spread it's way over my lips, and I leaned back in the creaky chair I was sitting on before I let out a heavy sigh.

In my hands was a completed short story, which I had affectionately named 'Emily.' The story about a girl (obviously named Emily), who not-so-affectionately dies at the end. I wasn't sure if Emily, my Emily, was really dead, but as far as I was concerned: she was dead to me.

I was hoping for a novel, something longer than ten typewritten pages. But after years of trying to actually finish anything that I started writing, I was satisfied with the ten pages. Eleven, if you counted the title page I had included.

Emily

Weston Garrett

I wasn't even sure if submissions to literary magazines needed a title page, but I made one anyways. Hand written, because I wanted to make sure my name was on it, and my type writer couldn't produce a font big enough to suffice as, what I thought was, a proper title page font. On the last page of my story, I had even included my phone number. Just incase some other magazines read it, loved it, and just had to have a copy. Plus, I didn't have an e-mail for contact, so a phone number would just have to do.

The copies of the story that I was shipping out were anything but perfect. I had to talk a business woman into making copies in her office, and then I had to pay her twenty dollars for it later. Twenty dollars that I silently hoped I wouldn't need to pay the rent. There wasn't a doubt in my mind that the woman had probably read the story as she copied it, and no doubt she laughed at it. I wasn't making enough money to pay for food, rent, and a computer. So, I used the same typewriter that my dad used to crank out essay papers when he was in college. The lines were uneven, from me rolling the paper out, applying white-out to my mistakes, and then trying to get it lined up properly again. It never worked.

I figured it would be retyped though, and that the magazines would not care.

For the hundredth time since I rolled the last page of my story, also the one including Emily's tragic death, I gave my copy a final shake and set it down on top of a pile of papers so I would be able to find it later.

Carefully, I gathered my treasures under my arm, and blindly slipped my shoes on, not bothering to tie them up. There was a mailbox right outside of my shitty apartment building anyways. My heart was thumping hard in my chest, and I realized that these envelopes would be leaving me, much like my Emily did months ago. Only this time, I was certain of their destination.

I winced as I was welcomed outside by a sharp blast of a car horn, and made my way across the sidewalk to the mailbox. More like shuffled though, ensuring that I wouldn't trip over my own feet and send my works of art scattering under the feet of thousands of New York City pedestrians. One by one, I fed the envelopes into the slot. When I was down to the last one, I held it in both of my hands, pressed a soft kiss to the front of it, and dropped it in with the rest, wishing for the best.

The month that followed sending out the envelopes, included me smoking a lot more than I usually do, and me interrogating the mailman daily. Even just two days after I had sent them out, I was hoping for some sort of response. Something that would let me know that my writing was either total shit, or total brilliance, and they'd just love to publish my work in their magazine.

I'm also not going to lie, I was hoping that I'd get some Congratulations letters, along with a check for a few bucks. I was barely hanging on living on my own, and the checks that I still got from my parents at the age of twenty-two, weren't helping me out all that much. Not to mention, I was also hoping that sooner or later they would send me a letter saying that a long-lost relative had died, and that I would be getting a large inheritance. After living in a crowded apartment, an abandoned farm house, and this hell hole that I was currently living in: I needed a home. And I refused to move back in with my parents.

Three weeks since I sent them out, and I was finally getting responses. My first one, was a rejection letter. It felt like when I was eighteen, and actually cared about school, and getting into the college that all of my classmates were getting into. By the seventh rejection letter from a magazine, I was at the point of giving up. Just like I did with any form of post-graduation education. Three more letters came, telling me that I had potential, but that they weren't looking for something as apathetic and tragic as I had sent them. Ten letters, and five more to come.

The eleventh, was another rejection. Twelve, and thirteen were also rejection letters. Fourteen finally came with a 'congratulations,' and it was a locally run zine that I had sent a story to for the hell of it. No money, but pride swelled in my chest. I imagine that a firefighter saving a baby from a burning building felt the same. Plus, there had to be at least some people who read the zine.

Fifteen, took a month and a half to send anything back to me. When I finally saw the crisp white envelope on top of a pile of bills that probably wouldn't get paid, I snatched it up. First, I held it up to the light, to see if there was any 'regrets' or 'congratulations,' but I couldn't see, and half the lights in my apartment were burnt out anyways.

With shaking hands, and a cigarette clenched between my lips, I ripped the envelope open and quickly unfolded the paper. I quickly scanned over the 'Dear Mr. Garrett' and went straight to where my fate lay.

It was being published. In a fucking magazine that was printed not just in the NYC area, where only wannabe indie kids and hipsters would read it, but one where anyone into the literary arts would read it. I let out a loud, 'WOO!' before I smoothed out my paper, and did my best to stick it on my grimy refrigerator. I read over it a dozen more times while it just hung there, making mental note to check the news stands on January 4th, and that a check for fifty dollars was coming my way.

All I was asking for was a little bit of luck, and it finally came to me.

A week later, a thin girl dressed warmly in a black peacoat and scarf showed up on my doorstep, holding a stack of Xeroxed pages. Like I had said, of hipster fashion. I wondered if she was living the life that I did just a few months ago. She looked down to the address that was scribbled across the top of the page, and then up to me, her eyes widening slightly. I'm sure that when she read it, she wasn't expecting some twenty-year-old kid living in a shitty apartment, and looked and smelled like he hadn't showered in days. At least she'd be accurate if that was what she saw when she looked at me.

"Are you Weston Garrett?" she asked, holding out the stapled papers. Even if I wasn't Weston Garrett, she probably would've kept the papers held out to me until I took one. I knew these kids, they were vicious. They also wanted everyone to read their crap, and then pay them for it, just to produce more of it. 'Feed the Underground Seed.'

"Yeah," he said, licking over my chapped lips as I took the zine from her and examined the front page. The title was scribbled across the top, no doubt written in sharpie. While the front design was of a seed, a tiny sprout coming out of it with a mixed tape on the end.

"So you wrote 'Emily?'" she asked, watching as I flipped through the pages, searching for my story. There it was. Ten pages of copied glory, my phone number still attached at the end.

"What?" I asked, then registered the question and answered, "Oh, yeah."

The girl just nodded and rocked back on the heels of her written on converse. I didn't know if this girl was planning to leave my door step anytime soon, so I leaned against the frame of the door and scanned over my story.

"It seemed like he loved her," she said quietly, as if she didn't want to scare me. It was then that she looked like she was about to run away. As if I would grab her and pull her into the world of dust and clutter behind me.

"Excuse me?" I asked, and this girl probably thought that I was not only a smelly freak, but a smelly freak with a hearing problem. Not the case, though I could've easily blamed it on too many shows that were too loud. The ones in shitty clubs. Shows like the ones this girl probably enjoyed.

"I said," she started out loudly, before going back into a normal speaking voice, making sure she held my attention from the pages in my hands, "it seemed like he loved her. Which is why I was totally confused as to why you killed her off. I mean, yeah, she got hit by a bus and everything, but it's fucking fiction. Anyone could be resuscitated in fiction."

I stared at the girl, and scratched absently at my stubbly cheek. I let out a long breath, which probably smelled like instant coffee and cigarettes, and I shook my head. "Little girl," I said, "there's no such thing as a happy ending." With that, I shut the door.

A few days later, after I had rang in 2008 by myself, January 4th rolled around, and I was finally able to pull on my battered brown jacket, and my own tattered pair of converse. These shoes had carried me for five years, and they were finally carrying me to a newsstand to pick up an actual publication. An actual publication with my work in it.

Again, my hands were shaking. I suppose it was a nervous habit. One that I had picked up from being around her for long periods of time. Though her shaking was often pill induced, I shook with her for lack of anything comforting to offer her. I arrived at the newsstand, my fingers scrunched onto the five dollars that I had found on the street a few days prior.

I wasn't homeless, but I lived like I was.

My eyes scanned over the magazines. Over the headlines that claimed they could give any woman a smaller waist, and any man a bigger dick size. Finally, I found it tucked in the back corner. There was only a few copies, and while I knew that this was because the newsstand had only gotten a few copies, I liked to think that word had gotten out that I had been published, so everyone went out to buy one. I picked up the magazine, scanning through other stories, poems, and writing prompts, and finally came to my five pages of work.

I was a virgin to this, and I didn't know how to react. It even felt like my first time having sex. I was nervous, I was excited. And I had no idea what the fuck I was supposed to do now. Tell everyone around me that I had been published? Ask for it for free? Tell the owner of the stand that I would sign a copy for him for when I was famous?

I carried the magazine over to the old man who was running the stand, and held out my crumpled five dollar bill.

"Don't you need food or something?" he asked, and probably noticed my surprised expression before apologizing thoroughly. Though anyone else looking at my ripped jeans, five o'clock shadow, and hair that I hadn't cut in months would probably guess the same thing.

Again, I held out the five. "Look, man, I was published in here, and all I want is the damn magazine," he muttered out, wondering what he would do then.

"Published, eh?" he asked with a chuckle. To prove my point, I opened to the page of my story. "I was wondering why a young man like yourself would be buying a magazine like that .Not many people buy these. But since you're in it, just take it. And your ass better not be lying to me."

"I'd show you a drivers license if I could, sir," I grumbled. I muttered a thanks, before I was almost hit by a taxi crossing the street. I flipped the driver the bird, and carried on my way as I read and walked at the same time. I had done the same thing with the zine. Even though I read the story close to a thousand times before shipping it out, I was doing it again to make sure it didn't sound anymore retarded.

It was perfect, just to make myself sound a bit conceited. I was proud of it, and that was that. Fuck the man for thinking that I was some homeless man in need of reading material, and fuck him again for telling me that not many people bought them. There had to be some intellectual people in this city who would be willing to read something such as what I had written. Or what other various authors had written across the country.

When I got back up to my apartment, I kicked off my wet shoes, and kept my coat on. I was paying the minimal wage anyone could pay for an apartment in the city. Along with this, came shitty heat, rarely warm water, and faulty lighting. I lit a few of the candles on the coffee table, and fell back onto the distressed couch, reading over my work. Again, and again. I realized that there was words I could've used but I didn't. My incorrect punctuation, but was probably left there due to the editors thinking it was intentional, and there was also an illustration of a crying blonde girl. Emily had brown hair.

The phone number seemed to be a hit, though. I was starting to get calls from people I had never met in places that I had never heard of. All wanting to know the same thing; why was Emily killed? It would've made the most perfect love story if Emily had stayed alive. Again, Emily was dead to me. So she would be dead to the world. And everyone, except for her friends and family, would know that it was her. These strangers had no idea.

Still, no calls from the people I had been hoping from. No impressed editors, or news hosts wanting some sort of interview with the man who had produced a short story legend. I did get an interesting call, and when I answered it, my heart stopped beating.

"Weston Garrett, I can't believe you fucking killed me off!" she exclaimed into the phone with an incredulous tone to her voice.

Her. Emily. My Emily. The Emily that had up and left in the middle of the night months ago. My mind was reeling to say the least. The Emily that I had killed in my story. Emily Hadwell.

"Emily?!" I croaked out, my throat going dry.

"You know it's me, you asshole," she muttered out. I could tell by her tone, and the use of her favorite insult, that she had not changed at all.

This was the first time I had heard from her in months. Though while most people tend to forget their ex-lovers, and try to force their image and voice out of their mind, it was so hard for me to forget. After all, she had taken up two years of my life. Quite possibly two of the most beautiful years of my life. Instantly, a mental image of her face was conjured up in my mind, along with the sad tone that her voice took on when she'd sing me to sleep. It could be the happiest song, but she would still make it sound melancholy.

"How'd you get this number?" I asked, furrowing my eyebrows. In the farmhouse, we didn't even have electricity, let alone a phone. Then I looked to the magazine and remembered the printed number.

"You put it at the bottom of your story, asshole," she said with venom, and I could even mouth her own words as she spoke them. "Obviously you're not still at the farmhouse. Glad to hear you finally left that hellhole."

"Well duh," I said, rolling my eyes, "that place was a joke, and I was tired of living like a poor man." Of course, this was a lie. I was very much still a poor man.

"You seemed to like it quite a lot," she said, and I could tell without seeing her that she shrugged, and had probably flicked some of her dark brown hair off her shoulder. Probably bare, since she was rarely wearing a t-shirt or sweater, even in the winter. She was telling the damned truth. I could've dealt living illegally in that farmhouse for the rest of my life. Though without her in it, it just wasn't the same for me after she had left. "Now tell me, why the fuck did you kill me off?"

"What did you want me to do, keep you alive?" I asked in a dry tone, though I was actually surprised that she had even read the article. "Where'd you even read it at?"

"'Feed the Underground Seed,'" she said, talking about it as if it was the grandest publication of all. She was two years younger than I was, and I couldn't help but imagine she was still in the scene. Not like I was much older than her or much higher above her. Then I couldn't help but raise my eyebrows, because I didn't even know that she was still in the city.

"You're still in the city?" I asked curiously, propping my feet up on the coffee table, careful of the magazine, and careful of the candles that I still had lit. Emily had been a high school dropout at the age of sixteen, and then took to hitch hiking to whatever city she could land herself in. Eventually we met at one of the indie music clubs, and the rest is history.

"Yeah, I'm living with Kite and Art," she said absently, and I could tell that she was probably sitting there, bored. When we lived in the farmhouse, Kite and Art were frequents. Two art students at NYU who couldn't get over 'how tight' the farmhouse really was. Kite was a girl, who got her name from being high a good majority of the time. Also the one who introduced Emily to drugs at the innocent age of seventeen. Art, was a guy, who wore pants that he was probably sewn into, and glasses with big boxy frames. I wasn't even sure if Art was his real name, or if it was just because he was an art student himself.

"Oh," I said quietly, pursing my lips together a bit, at a loss for words. Before I could even help it, I had blurted out the question I was longing to ask for months and months, had I been given the opportunity to speak to her, "why did you leave me?"

There was a light laugh on the other end of the line, and I couldn't tell if it was because she was high, or because my question sounded so unlike the anti-romance man I was, and still am. Even though love was something she taught me, showed me, and gave me. "Oh, Weston," she said with a light sigh, "I think we'll have to meet for coffee to go over that one."

I wish I had the strength at that moment to tell her no. Tell her I was dating a model who was taller than I was, had nicer tits than hers, and actually washed her hair on a daily basis. Instead, I asked her what time. Three o'clock the next day. Done deal.

After hanging up the phone, I turned it over a few times in my hand before setting it down. I cursed myself for being so weak. For not telling her about my imaginary model, or at least tell her that I hated her so much, and that's why she was now a dead girl in a hospital bed at the end of my story. I felt around for my cigarettes, finally located them in the cushions of the couch and lit one.

Our relationship was so twisted and fucked up sometimes, that it almost seemed like a nightmare. Then again, it was probably the best real life dream that I had ever had.

Currently watching:
The Fast and the Furious - Tokyo Drift (Widescreen Edition)
Release date: 26 September, 2006
Friday, October 07, 2005 

Kay, So Nathan wrote this like....in July and it's probably the best/funniest rap song I"ve ever read in my life.

Bitch hoe slut tits and everything
I'd love to rub your body with yummy ice cream
Your so hott I can hardly stand it
Bitch I named my cock bandit
I love when you call me big pappa
I love it even better when you call me Mr. Stoppa
If you want to have sex you don't need to ask twice
I have 600 hundred condomns that taste like chicken fried rice
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Yes yes yes yes yes yes g-unit for life.
Tits tits and tits
I wish I could write songs about things other than sex
I wish I had talent and a kitten named rex
Yeah uh! Yeah uh! G-g-g-g-g get the fuck down
Step the fuck off because I'm fucking up the town
Yeah! Peace out bitches