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Status: Swinger
Age: 30
Sign: Libra

City: OKLAHOMA CITY
State: Oklahoma
Country: US
Signup Date: 3/27/2006

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Wednesday, April 08, 2009 

Current mood:Springy!
• Hope they address the malady known as "joystick wrist."
• Put this doc out on the "Prairie."
• Oklahoma, you've got potential!
• If a T-shirt is art, should you wash it?
• Time to get egg-cited, kids!
• Woo-hoo! Oh, wait ...
• We "hop" you get to see this one.
• Aw, go on and give it an inch.
Penn Square Bank's in the past. Let's keep it that way.
Holy moley!  
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 
• At the risk of alienating our 12-year-old girl fanbase ...
• But how many away from Kevin Bacon?
• Local tastes good!
• We gave at the office ...a year ago.
• The Flat Duo Jets, by half.
• Ten hut! Let's fix that flab!
• This play is F'd up!
sofa, so good.
• We loveyou, "I Love You, Man."
• Steve Earle's son is ornery, as expected.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009 

Current mood:  weird
Category: Pets and Animals

 

It's the Gazette's fifth annual Dachshund Dash! Come watch 96 racing Dachshunds (yes, that is more than last year) compete to become the "fastest weenie in the region." With 16 races beginning at 1pm at the Cox Convention Center Arena, it's a whole afternoon of family fun. Doors open at noon. Admission is just $1, and kids 12 and under are free.

Read the doggie biographies inside the May 6 issue of Oklahoma Gazette, and then wager on your favorite dogs at the event. Each bet is $2, with the money going to Oklahoma Humane Society. Plus, you can win t-shirts and prizes if you pick the winners!

To register your Dachshund, pick up a Gazette now through April 1 and send in the form. See more details online at www.doxiedash.com or contact Jill at 405.605.6752/ jbrown@okgazette.com

 

This event is brought to you by Oklahoma Gazette, KFOR, KAUT, Clear Channel Radio and Cox Media.
Currently listening:
Tha Doggfather
By Snoop Doggy Dogg
Release date: 1996-11-12
Wednesday, March 18, 2009 

Current mood:  bouncy
Category: Parties and Nightlife
We just posted some new ticket giveaways on our web site at www.okgazette.com/giveaways
There are free Roller Derby tickets and theatre tickets for Pride and Prejudice on there. Go sign up and check back often for movie tickets, more roller derby and all kinds of other fun stuff.
-OKG Staff
Thursday, January 15, 2009 

Category: Romance and Relationships

It’s a jungle out there - a wild world filled with flawed maws and scary smiles. With mouths on the mind, here’s the Gazette’s field guide detailing lips worth skipping.

WOODPECKER
Quick and sickening, this kiss is like being greeted by a gaggle of grandmothers. It’s a skipper unless you like your whole face being peppered with pursed, rapid-fire puckers.

ANTEATER
Open wide, this kisser is looking for lunch: yours. Sniffing you out with a pointed proboscis, this kisser shows affection with its long tongue. If you have butterflies in your stomach, the anteater will eat them.

LABRADOR
This kisser means well, but is perhaps too happy to see you. Lots of lapping and panting, the eagerness is both endearing and en-drenching.

SNAPPING TURTLE
Rubbing beaks with this creature’s lips is risky. It’s all nips, nibbles and playful giggles until it latches on and never lets go.

OCTOPUS
Moist and strange, kissing this critter is fun for a while, until you notice it’s touching you everywhere - at once. Keep its tentacles away from your neck or any body part you don’t want squeezed or squirmed.

CAMEL
This kisser has been waiting for you all day, chewing its cud and storing up spit to gush down your gullet the second you lock with the supple lips and big, soft face. Wet and too wild.
Currently listening:
Warpaint
By The Black Crowes
Release date: 2008-03-04
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 

Current mood:  optimistic
Category: Life

Oklahoma Gazette is urging metro residents to unchain themselves on November 22—to eat, shop and get services from only locally-owned independent businesses that day. 

If all Gazette readers spent an $100 at local businesses instead of chains this holiday season, we can inject an additional $48 million into our local economy!

 

While you're at it, thank your local business owners for their contributions to the community. Small businesses give a greater percentage of their business income back to the community than their larger competitors.

 

Buying local is also good for our unique culture and better for the environment.

 

Make your pledge to help out, now on our website: www.okgazette.com/buylocal

 

PS - Free "Buy Local Oklahoma" buttons, posters and stickers are available at our office.

Currently watching:
Oklahoma!
Release date: 1999-04-27
Tuesday, September 30, 2008 

Category: Pets and Animals

Central Oklahoma Humane Society needs your vote to get $10,000 in funding. They are currently in fourth place in a contest on Care2.com and the humane society with the most votes wins the money!

Please take a few seconds and vote online here:  http://www.care2.com/animalsheltercontest/75211/?refer=21646.06.1222094434.7906

You'll be asked for your email address, but you can opt out of any mailings if you wish. There is no fee to vote.

This money will make a tremendous difference for animals in Oklahoma City as we fight to end the daily killing of healthy, adoptable animals.

Thanks!!!

Currently listening:
Hound Dog
By Elvis Presley
Release date: 2007-09-03
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 

Category: Sports

Well, it's official: The worst-kept secret in all of human history has finally been revealed. Our new NBA team will be called the Oklahoma City Thunder, according to an Associated Press story.

To thunderous applause (hee-hee), team Chairman Clay Bennett addressed the assembled crowd that had gathered in downtown's Leadership Square to hear the obvious. (This same group may be interested in Chicken Fried News' exciting announcement later today that money doesn't grow on trees and you could poke your eye out if you run with those scissors.)

Besides the name, the team's new logo and colors were unveiled. Of course, those had been leaked as well. According to the AP, Bennett said the blue matches the color of the state flag to make sure everyone in Oklahoma feels included, while the reddish-orange represents a sunset. Notice it is neither red, nor orange — don't want the fans of certain universities to get into a tizzy.

So, where does the name "Thunder" come from? Is Bennett just a big fan of Okie native Garth Brooks?

"There's just all kinds of good thunder images and thoughts, and the in-game experience of Thunder," Bennett said, according to the story. "Just here was a good sense of how that evokes emotion. It's very powerful."

OK, OK, we're with you there. Loud noise equals scary and powerful, but still kind of alluring (hey, maybe they should see if Fabio is available to play "Mr. Thunder").

Here's where the thunder references go a bit far. According to the AP story, team officials are also hoping lightning's buddy will also become synonymous with "qualities of character, perseverance, selflessness, community and winning." Erm … yeah, sure. Thunder will get right on that after it's done rumbling and signaling storms.

Currently listening:
The Ultimate Hits ( Garth Brooks )
By Garth Brooks
Release date: 2007-11-06
Thursday, August 28, 2008 

Category: Music

Angered by a Soundcheck story published earlier this month, the drummer of Oklahoma City rock band Hinder, flanked by a two-man entourage and sporting his requisite headband, stopped by Oklahoma Gazette offices on Aug. 8 to visit with the article's author: me.

 

Cody Hanson, in town on a tour break, wasn't at all happy with the Aug. 6 Soundcheck, detailing the early radio and iTunes chart success of "Use Me," the first single from Hinder's sophomore "Take It to the Limit" album, due out on Election Day.

 

Hanson and company — two management- or tour-related gentlemen whose names escape me — were noticeably confrontational and largely mad about the story's last sentence, which noted that eager Hinder fans would have to wait until Nov. 4 to find out if Hanson actually plays drums on the new album.

 

Studio drummer Robin Diaz was used for "Extreme Behavior," Hinder's multiplatinum debut album — a fact confirmed by the band's bassist, Mike Rodden, in "Hating Hinder?," a Gazette story published last September.

 

Hanson accused me of "talking shit" and taking unnecessary "stabs" at him personally, and Hinder in general. He noted songwriting details and the band's studio activities were "none of your business" — a point on which we disagreed.

 

Although the Gazette has published numerous stories about Hinder's success, including recent pieces on its induction into the Oklahoma Music Hall of Fame, its BMI Song of the Year Award and its heavy presence in the nomination for the state's official rock song, Hanson said he and his band felt they had been slighted by coverage, although he said he realizes not everyone is a fan.

 

"I know lots of people hate Hinder, and I'm fine with that," he said. "It doesn't matter. Our fans matter, and they know we work hard and put on a great show."

 

Things ended with handshakes, and Hanson promised to make himself personally available for comment on future Gazette stories, of which I assured him — uncomfortable questions and all — there will be plenty. 

 

—Joe Wertz

Currently reading:
How to Be Totally Miserable: A Self-Hinder Book
By John Bytheway
Tuesday, August 26, 2008 

Category: Writing and Poetry

We screwed up.  In last week's "Best of OKC" article which higlighted all the top 5 winners, Oklahoma Gazette printed one of the companies incorrectly.  Under Best Hair Salon or Spa, it should have been J & Company located at 7716 N. May (not J Hampton & Co.)  We're sorry!

Here are the correct top 5 hair salons and spas in order of how you voted:

1. Velvet Monkey/Velvet Monkey Too

2. Cottonwood Salon Spa

3. J and Company Salon

4. Eden Salon & Spa

5. Take Five Salon

Congrats to the winners and we regret the error. - OKG