December is here and Hanukkah is just around the corner! Hanukkah is one of my favorite holidays, hot greasy food, dancing girls and lights in the darkest month of the year! I'm pleased to announce that with my Schlep Sister (Minnie Tonka) and Jen Gapay of Thirsty Girl Productions; I am producing THE 3RD ANNUAL MENORAH HORAH! This is a once a year extravaganza, we've got a STELLAR LINE-UP including Kenny Mellman and Golem!!

There is MORE! I'm back teaching at THE NEW YORK SCHOOL OF BURLESQUE, performing and modeling in Great Barrington, MA with SUGAR SHACK BURLESQUE, and PINCHBOTTOM BURLESQUE! Wait, that's not it, there is MORE! This month is jam-packed with holiday festivities, check it out!!

Also check out photo's from November and THE LILY'S REVENGE and The New York School of Burlesque at the Very Bottom! ---------------------------------------- THE SHORT LIST ----------------------------------------

1. December 1:ART MODEL @ The Society of Illustrators, 6:30pm. NYC 2. December 3: Teaching FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE @ 440 Studios, 7pm. NYC 3. December 5:Modeling SALON PRIVE @ Great Barrington Bra and Girl, 6-7:30pm 35 Railroad St.Great Barrington, MA 4. December 5:SUGAR SHACK HEADS NORTH @ The Napa Wine Bar, 8 and 10:30pm.293 Main St, Great Barrington, MA 5. December 6:The Schlep Sisters at HOLIDAY ON THE HUDSON Benefit for DNA Dance 3pm Board Ship @The Chelsea Peers. NYC 6. December 6: The Schlep Sisters host KITTY NIGHTS @ Bar on A, 9pm. NYC 7. December 10: PINCHBOTTOM BURLESQUE:FILTHY LUCRE: A Burlesque Christmas Hanukkah Carol @ Walker Space, 10pm NYC 8. December 11: The Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Present THE 3RD ANNUAL MENORAH HORAH! @ Two Boots 9pm 281 Fairfield Avenue, Bridgeport, CT. 9. December 12: The Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Present THE 3RD ANNUAL MENORAH HORAH! @ Southpaw 7pm. Brooklyn, NYC10. December 17:ART MODEL @ The Society of Illustrators, 6:30pm. NYC 11. December 18: HOT BOX BURLESQUE @ The Slipper Room 10pm, NYC 12. December 26: MR CHOADS UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS @ The Slipper Room 10pm, NYC 13. December 27: DIM SUM BURLESQUE @ The Chow Bar 8pm, NYC 14. December 29: ART MODEL @ The Society of Illustrators, 6:30pm. NYC

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DECEMBER 1, 17 & 29th! Art Model at the Society of Illustrators 128 East 63rd Street (between Park and Lexington Avenues)

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DECEMBER 5 6-7:30pm Salon Prive Great Barrington Bra and Girl 35 Railroad St. Great Barrington, MA (413)528-6069 www.braandgirl.com AND 8PM & 10:30PM Sugar Shack Heads North The Napa Wine Bar 293 Main St, Great Barrington, MA www.napagb.com

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DECEMBER 6 3-7PM Dance New Amsterdam (DNA) Presents: Holiday on the Hudson www.dnadance.org

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AND ALSO DECEMBER 6

9PM

The Schlep Sisters Host: Kitty Nights Burlesque Bar on A 170 Avenue A

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DECEMBER 10 10PM PINCHBOTTOM BURLESQUE:FILTHY LUCRE: A Burlesque Christmas Hanukkah Carol Walker Space Theater 46 Walker Street

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The Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Present

3rd ANNUAL MENORAH HORAH!

Two Festive Nights! Two Fantastic Cities!!

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Friday, December 11 @ Two Boots: 281 Fairfield Avenue, Bridgeport, CT

Doors at 9PM | Show at 10PM

Admission is $12 in advance/$16 at the door, www.twobootsbridgeport.com

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Saturday, December 12 @ Southpaw: 125 Fifth Avenue, Brooklyn

Doors at 7PM | Show at 8PM

Admission is $12 in advance/$16 at the door, www.spsounds.com

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DECEMBER 26 10pm MR CHOADS UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS The Slipper Room 167 Orchard Street

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---------------------------------------- THE PHOTOS FROM NOVEMBER ---------------------------------------- The New York School of Burlesque hosts TLC's "What Not to Wear"

From L-R Jo Boobs, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Weirdee Girl, and Gal Friday

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---------------------------------------- Darlinda Just Darlinda as Taylor Mac Photo and Make-up by Taylor Mac(The Lily's Revenge writer, creator, producer and STAR Lily!)

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---------------------------------------- The Gals Backstage Kayla Asbell, Heather Christian and Darlinda Just Darlinda Closing Night Wedding Last two Photos by David Drake(Lily's Revenge Director)

-------------------------------------------------------------- DETAILS! DETAILS! DETAILS! -------------------------------------------------------------- Nik Sin Presents: METAL MONDAY #6 Monday, November 9th, 10pm The Slipper Room 167 Orchard Street Metal Monday is back again for its 6th show with some of NYC's best burlesque and sideshow performers! this month we're celebrating the birthdays of the owners of the Slipper Room James and Camille! with live performances by-DIRTY MARTINI, ROSEWOOD, GIGI LAFEMME, BUNNY LOVE, DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA and RIENA TERROR! Host- NiK SiNDJ- Super Morgan $6 is you RSVP on Facebook (maybes dont count) your name will be put on a list at the door. $10 with out RSVP! see you there! -------------------------------------------------------------- Taylor Mac and HERE Art Center Present: THE LILY'S REVENGE Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday November12-22 all shows run 6:30-11:30pm HERE Art Center: 145 Sixth Ave. BOOK YOUR TICKETS IN ADVANCE SHOWS ARE SELLING OUT! --------------------------------------------------------------

Sweet and Nasty Burlesque Presents: THERE WILL BE BOOBS: PT Anderson Burlesque Monday, November 16th, 10pm Public Assembly: 70 North 6th Street, Williamsburg, Brooklyn -------------------------------------------------------------- The Slipper Room's HOT BOX BURLESQUE: Black Friday!! Friday November 27th, 10pm The Slipper Room: 167 Orchard Street --------------------------------------------------------------

OCTOBER 2009 PHOTOS!

-------------------------------------------------------------- This Photo was in The Guardian by Lucas Jackson!

Winning my first EVER Golden Pastie Award for Most Creative and Innovative!! Photo by Don Spiro! Performing at The Golden Pastie Awards, the moment the music went out and I kept dancing! Photo by Don Spiro

So this moth pretty much ROCKS! There is still a little bit of September left and I'll be performing on the 27th at a benefit for The Lily's Revenge! Also see some great photos from September at the bottom of this post!

What is the Lily's Revenge??I've been in rehearsals for Taylor Mac's THE LILY'S REVENGE since August. It's a once in a life time theatrical multimedia experience and we Open October 29th! There is info about discounted tickets, but you have to buy them before October 25th, see below. This is one show you will NOT want to miss, as it is a -I repeat- ONCE IN A LIFETIME experience!

There is STILL TIME to VOTE for me in the Golden Pastie Awards! You already nominated me FOUR, THANK YOU! Now is your second chance to vote to see me actually WIN! You can also see me perform at The Golden Pastie awards, buy your tickets now as it SELLS OUT! I might pull a Lady Gaga or a Kanye West, you'll just have to attend to fine out!I've never won a Golden Pastie Award and now I've been NOMINATED FOR FOUR! 1.THE MOST CREATIVE/INNOVATIVE PERFORMER OF 2009 2.Performer with the BIGGEST HAIR IN BURLESQUE3.Performer with the most luggage! THE BIGGEST SCHLEP IN BURLESQUE 4.THE KISSING BANDIT OF BURLESQUE I'm super excited about Creative and Innovative, wow what an honor! My real hair is pretty darn big! If I win Biggest Schlep I'm sharing it with my Schlep Sister Minnie Tonka!! And hell I do love to KISS! I would absolutely appreciate your vote! Here's the link! http://www.thenewyorkburlesquefestival.com/pollphp09/db/goldenPasties.code.php --------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sunday September 27th A FUNDRAISER FOR THE LILY'S REVENGE 7pm The House of Yes 342 Maujer Street in Bushwick Tickets $15 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saturday October 3 MR CHOADS UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS 10pm The Slipper Room 167 Orchard Street $5 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sunday October 4 THE GOLDEN PASTIE AWARDS 7pm Passion Rouge 158 Bleecker, NYC Tickets -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saturday October 17th Late Night @ DNA: GRRRlesque 9:30pm Dance New Amsterdam 280 Broadway, 2nd Floor (entrance on Chambers) Tickets $10/$5 with any DNA ticket stub -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thursday October 29-Sunday November 22 THE LILY'S REVENGE 6:30pm Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday HERE Art Center Tickets$30(till October 25) and $35 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saturday October 31 Midnight BADASS BURLESQUE PRESENTS:LIVING DEAD GIRL Arlene's Grocery 95 Stanton -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Photos of Low Life 2009 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Legs Malone, Eric Schmalenberger, and Darlinda Just Darlinda by Stacie JoY Darlinda Just Darlinda by Mark Tusk Legs Malone and Darlinda Just Darlinda taking a bow with the Cast of Low Life 2009

Vote for me in the Golden Pastie Awards! You already nominated me three, THANK YOU! Now is your second chance to vote to see me actually WIN!

I've never won one and now I've been NOMINATED FOR THREE! 1.THE MOST CREATIVE/INNOVATIVE PERFORMER OF 2009

2.Performer with the BIGGEST HAIR IN BURLESQUE

3.Performer with the most luggage! THE BIGGEST SCHLEP IN BURLESQUE

I'm super excited about Creative and Innovative, wow what an honor! My real hair is pretty darn big! If I win Biggest Schlep I'm sharing it with my Schlep Sister Minnie Tonka!!

I would absolutely appreciate your vote! Here's the link!

http://www.thenewyorkburlesquefestival.com/pollphp09/db/goldenPasties.code.php

Summer was MAGNIFICENT, I just returned from Barcelona, with new friends and new ideas!

This month is full of exciting events including The Jackie Factory's 3rd Annual Low Life: Viper Mad(9/6), live music and Burlesque with my favorite band Not Waving but Drowning(9/18), and the first ever Burlesque Disco Dance Party(9/19)at the NEW Beauty Bar!

Rehearsals for Taylor Mac's The Lily's Revenge started and I highly recommend purchasing your tickets now, as this is a once in a life time production that I am delighted to be participating in! Discounted tickets can be purchased by following this link!

Photos below from last month! Phantasmagoria by Ves Pitts! Then the Staple Street Project by Chris Zedano!

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The LIST! DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS!

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Sunday September 6th LOW LIFE: VIPER MAD! "Celebrating the Viper Songs of the 20's, 30's and 40's!" 5-7pm Tompkins Square Park, NY, NY

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Thursday September 3 and 17 from 7-8pm Teaching FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE The New York School of Burlesque at 440 STUDIOS 440 Lafayette Street, NY, NY

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Friday, September 18 at 10pm Not Waving But Drowning presents the REMEMBER THE LUSITANIA TOUR "Weimar decadence, and absinthe-tinged mayhem!" The House of Yes, Brooklyn, NY

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Saturday, September 19 at 10pm BOOGIE NIGHTS ARE BURLESQUE "The only Burlesque Disco Dance party in Bushwick!" The Beauty Bar: 921 Broadway,Bushwick, Brooklyn, NY

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Monday, September 21 at 10pm Sweet and Nasty Burlesque present GLITERATURE "A Survey of Great Boobs and Great Books!" Public Assembly: 70 North 6th Street, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY

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Phantasmagoria by Ves Pitts

The Staple Street Project by Chris Zedano

PHANTASMAGORIA:

A Land Where all the Beauties are Monsters and all the Monsters are Beauties

PHANTASMAGORIA: A Land Where all the Beauties are Monsters and all the Monsters are Beauties

Thursday, August 27, 2009

NEW TIME: 10 pm, $10

Burlesque by the Beach @ Coney Island Sideshow by the Seashore

1208 Surf Avenue

Brooklyn , NY 11224

www.coneyisland.com/burlesque.shtml

Starring:

Bambi the Mermaid

Bunny Love

Darlinda Just Darlinda

Devilicia

Dr. Lucky

Little Brooklyn

PLUS SPECIAL GUESTS

"Ideal beauty attracts, whereas monster/beauty likely attracts and repulses simultaneously."

-- Joanna Frueh

Once upon a time a young girl stumbled upon a fascinating theory: the monster/beauty continuum. She gets swept away by the concept and literally lands in a fantasy land called Phantasmagoria. Phantasmagoria is a land where all of the beauties are monsters and all of the monsters are beauties. She meets Dr. Lucky, the Patron Saint of Glamour, and all of the creatures of Phantasmagoria who each teach the young girl a thing or two about the beauty in monsters and the monstrosity of beauty. Through their lessons, our young girl emerges a woman who realizes that this fantasy land can in fact be a reality.

Come join a star-studded cast as our performers bring to life Dr. Lucky’s essay entitled, "'It is the Ugly that is so Beautiful': Performing the Monster/Beauty Continuum in Neo Burlesque." Starring some of the most compelling monsters/beauties in the new burlesque scene including Bambi the Mermaid, Bunny Love, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Devilicia, Dr. Lucky and Little Brooklyn. New acts, production numbers, sets, scripts… this will be a once-in-a-lifetime event! We are honored for you to join us as we celebrate MONSTER/BEAUTY!!!

Come early for the FREE Donna Summer concert at Coney Island at 7:30 pm – we WILL be holding the door until the concert is over! In fact, we very well might BE THERE so LOOK FOR THE MONSTERS/BEAUTIES! http://www.brooklynconcerts.com/9summerbio.html

Vote for me in the Golden Pastie Awards! I've never won one! I'm looking at Biggest Hair and Biggest Schlep!!

If I win Biggest Schlep I'm sharing it with my Schlep Sister Minnie Tonka!! http://www.thenewyorkburlesquefestival.com/pollphp09/db/goldenPasties.code.php

Of course I wouldn't mind winning best ass either!!

I'm headed out of town for two weeks! Yay! This means the Darlinda sightings are minimal in August! So come to the Leo Show on July 30th to see me off to Spain!! August is all about FUN!! I'll be hosting Kitty Nights on August 2nd, teaching Flirting with Burlesque on August 6th, performing with World Famous *BOB* and Dirty Martini in Hip Hip Hooray a tribute to everything Gay at Coney Island on August 7th and when I return I'm co producing PHANTASMAGORIA with Dr Lucky where the Monsters are Beauties and the Beauties are Monsters!!

Look at the very bottom of this update and you can see some great TIME OUT press and pictures from the FIRE ISLAND DRAG INVASION & THE TORONTO BURLESQUE FESTIVAL! I had a blast and did a lot of tit grabbing in TO, take a look and see!!

Next month watch out for Low Life & Pinkie Special Sightings!!

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1.Kitty Nights! Sunday August 2nd @ Bar on A 9pm 2.Teaching Flirting with Burlesque! August 6th @ 440 Studios 7-8pm 3.Hip Hip Hooray a Tribute to Everything Gay! Friday August 7th @ Coney Island Sideshows by the Seashore 10pm 4.PHANTASMAGORIA August 28th @ Coney Island Sideshows by the Seashore 10pm

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KITTY NIGHTS!

August 2, 2009 9pm at Bar on A

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FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE August 6th Flirting with Burlesque, at 440 STUDIOS 7-8pm

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DIRTY MARTINI AND WORLD FAMOUS *BOB* PRESENT

HIP HIP HOORAY! A TRIBUTE TO EVERYTHING GAY!

Friday, August 7th, 10pm Coney Island Side Shows by the Seashore 10pm

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DR. LUKKI AND DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA PRESENT

PHANTASMAGORIA!

Thursday, August 27, 2009 at 9pm

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PRESS!!

------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TIME OUT FEATURED BURLESQUE 101 on their site!

http://newyork.timeout.com/articles/sex-dating/76164/summer-sex-and-dating-events

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Fun Photo's from July!

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The Fire Island Invasion with Dirty Martini as the Garden, myself as The Sun and Taylor Mac as The CuntTree winning for Best Group as the Garden of Eden! Photo by Ves Pitts

Tanya Cheex(The Artistic Director of the Toronto Burlesque Festival and Me grabbing her tit!) Bearlinda grabbing a lovely audience member's boob! Darlinda's Holley Polka Dot Dress along with a grin from Festival Marketplace coordinator Coco La Creme

Darlinda Just Darlinda and Burlesque at the Beach Present
THE SELF CENTERED LEO SHOW
WE PUT THE ASS IN ASTROLOGY!

Thursday July 30 at the Coney Island Sideshow by the Seashore

Darlinda Just Darlinda and Burlesque at the Beach Present

THE SELF CENTERED LEO BURLESQUESHOW
WE PUT THE ASS IN ASTROLOGY!

What do Masturbation, Mirrors and Photographs have in common? The Leo! That's right on July 30th the sun will be in the center of astrological sun sign of the Leo. What else is special about this date? It's THE SELF CENTERED LEO SHOW! This burlesque show will highlight the fabulous nature of those born under the sun sign of the Leo! Starring sensationally talented Burlesque, Singers, and Performance artists: Darlinda Just Darlinda, Jo Boobs, Erin Markey, Fem Appeal, Sequinette, and Shelly the Singing Siren!

These internationally renowned Leo's are sexy, brilliant, confident, and bring you the best in Burlesque Entertainment the Astrological Chart has to offer(at least we think so!) We'll be honoring legendary Leo celebrities like; Mae West,Isaac Hayes, Madonna, Whitney Houston and our President Barack Obama!

Of course our stars, all born Leos, are ablaze with talent!

DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA"Mastermind of Bizarre Extravaganza!" www.darlindajustdarlinda.com

JO BOOBS "Biggest Cougar Golden Pastie Award Winner and Head Mistress of the New York School of Burlesque!" http://burlesquedaily.blogspot.com/

ERIN MARKEY "Fiercely eccentric Performance Artist!" www.myspace.com/erinmarkey

FEM APPEAL "Producer of the cat-tastic Burlesque weekly show Kitty Nights!" www.kittynights.com

SEQUINETTE "Drag Queen Extraordinaire and Mizz Lez 2008!" www.myspace.com/sequinetteofthespirits

SHELLY THE SINGING SIREN " The Centerfold of Opera!" www.myspace.com/thesingingsiren

We put the Ass in Astrology! Join us on July 30, 2009 for THE SELF CENTERED LEO BURLESQUE SHOW!

ABOUT THE PRODUCERS

DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA
Darlinda Just Darlinda has been working as a Burlesque Performer in New York since 2003. She coined the term "Polyester Performance", an inspiring mixture of Burlesque, Modern Dance, Performance Art, Psychedelic Happening, Comedy Sketch, and Drag Queen Ballet. She holds a degree in Teledramatic Arts and Technology from California State University, Monterey Bay. In this program Darlinda was given the tools to integrate many art forms, theater, Film, Video, New Media, and Radio. Focusing on live performance she's produced many Burlesque events in New York City and California. She debuted “I love Dr. Nina Simone" at Galapagos Art Space in August of 2005. This show integrated modern dance, burlesque and performance art in a loving tribute to Nina Simone. She has continued to produce shows in New York City, most recently "The Year in Rainbow Finale" in August of 2008 at the Zipper Factory. For more information about the Year in Rainbow please visit www.yearinrainbow.com. Darlinda Just Darlinda is a current faculty member at the New York School of Burlesque www.schoolofburlesque.com. She is also the proud winner of the 2009 Liz Renay look-a-like contest! The Village Voice calls Darlinda a "Mastermind of Bizarre Extravaganza." www.darlindajustdarlinda.com

BURLESQUE AT THE BEACH
Every Thursday & Friday during the Summer season, The Great Fredini & Bambi The Mermaid present the popular Burlesque on the Beach program- A revival of the most glorious and notorious of the "girlie revues" in Coney Island history. The sumptuous decor, fabulous bubble machine and swell girls make burlesque one of Coney's hottest attractions! Every week brings all new shows with outrageous acts in Teaser's Wine Baths. A blend of old style burlesque, sideshow freaks, strange women, new vaudeville and toe tappin' music... its fireworks after the fireworks! www.coneyisland.com/burlesque.shtml

For up to date information about The Self Centered Leo Show please visit www.darlindajustdarlinda.com

Tickets and Information
THE SELF CENTERED LEO BURLESQUE SHOW
Thursday July 30 at the Coney Island Sideshow by the Seashore

1208 Surf Avenue
Brooklyn, NY 11224
Get Directions
(718) 372-5159

Doors at 8pm
Show at 9pm

Tickets: $15
Tickets available at:
http://www.coneyisland.com/burlesque.shtml or (718) 372-5159

I LOVE SUMMER and July is extra special to me, because it starts with the Drag Invasion on Fire Island, and ends in MY BIRTHDAY(JULY 31st!)

This is a VERY SPECIAL birthday, as it's the SELF CENTERED LEO SHOW in Coney Island!

I'm also headed to the Toronto Burlesque Festival, joining Starshine Burlesque, and Pinchbottom Burlesque's PRETENÇIÓN at PS 122!! All the details below!! Also below is a surprise video along with the usual photos! Photos from The Drag Invasion 2008 and the 2009 Mermaid Parade!!Did I mention how much I LOVE SUMMER!?Here's a shot from the Burlesque Hall of Fame Weekend that really depicts my feelings!!

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1. July 1st Fisherman's Burlesque, at the SLIPPER ROOM 10pm

2.July 2, 9, & 23 Flirting with Burlesque, at 440 STUDIOS 7-8pm

3. July 4th Fire Island Invasion!

4.July 6th Viva Burlesque, at the SLIPPER ROOM 8pm

5.July 6th Legs Malone American Hangover, at PUBLIC ASSEMBLY 10pm

6.July 11 Mr Choads Upstairs Downstairs, at the SLIPPER ROOM 10pm

7. July 12 Teaching Burlesque 101, at BABELAND 43 Mercer Street 8-10pm

8. July 15 Schlep Sisters at Mr Choads Sloppy Seconds, at the SLIPPER ROOM 10pm

9. July 17 Starshine Burlesque Birthday show! at CONEY ISLAND BURLESQUE AT THE BEACH, 10PM

10.July 18 Pinchbottom PRETENÇIÓN, at PS 122, 10pm

11. July 19 BadAss Burlesque My Bloody BadAss, THE BOWERY POETRY CLUB, Midnight!

12. July 25th Schlep Sisters at Toronto Burlesque Festival, The Mod Club 6pm

13. July 26 Darlinda at Toronto Burlesque Festival,The Cadillac Lounge 2pm

14. JULY 30 LEO SHOW! MY BIRTHDAY!

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JULY 2, 9, & 23 FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE July 23 Flirting with Burlesque, at 440 STUDIOS 7-8pm ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

JULY 6 VIVA BURLESQUE LIVE ROCK N'ROLL BURLESQUE! July 6th Viva Burlesque, at the SLIPPER ROOM 8pm

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JULY 6 LEGS MALONE AMERICAN HANGOVER July 6th Legs Malone American Hangover, at PUBLIC ASSEMBLY 10pm

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JULY 1, 11, & 15TH BURLESQUE AT THE SLIPPER ROOM! July 11 Mr Choads Upstairs Downstairs, at the SLIPPER ROOM 10pm

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JULY 12 BURLESQUE 101 AT BABELAND

July 12 Teaching Burlesque 101, at BABELAND 43 Mercer Street 8-10pm

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JULY 17 STARSHINE BURLESQUE July 17 Starshine Burlesque Birthday show! at CONEY ISLAND BURLESQUE AT THE BEACH, 10PM

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JULY 18 PINCHBOTTOM PRETENÇIÓN 10pm July 18 Pinchbottom PRETENÇIÓN, at PS 122, 10pm

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JULY 18 MY BLOODY BADASS midnight July 19 BadAss Burlesque My Bloody BadAss, THE BOWERY POETRY CLUB, Midnight!

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JULY 25-26 THE TORONTO BURLESQUE FESTIVAL!

July 26 Darlinda at Toronto Burlesque Fest,The Cadillac Lounge 2pm

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JULY 30TH! THE SELF CENTERED LEO SHOW! JULY 30 LEO SHOW! MY BIRTHDAY! ---------------------------------------------------------- FUN PICTURES FROM THE MERMAID PARADE AND THE DRAG INVAISION 2008!

Mermaid Parade by Kaisha!

Little Brooklyn and Darlinda Just Darlinda at the Mermaid Ball by Norman Blake!

Dirty Martini and Darlinda Just Darlinda at the Drag Invasion 2008

Tigger, Taylor Mac and Me

PLUS the Video we made!! Starring Dirty Martini, Taylor Mac, Scott Parent, Tigger!, Steven Menendez(Master of the House of Orange), Run Dazzle, and Machine Dazzle! Poetry by Ken Nordine!