A buddy in Texas sent this to me. Now I understand why we're in the mess we're in. The Democrats were playing one tune, while Dubya and the GOP played another.
Got me a new truck!I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!" and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some Mexicans ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Assholes!"
Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.*
Damn, I LOVE this truck!
*Feel free to sub with this paragraph:
Immediately "Send in the Clowns" began to play, sung by Dubya, backed up by Ben Stein and and Phyllis Schlafly (and her gay son), with Lee Atwood's ghost on guitar, Colin Powell lying like a rug about WMDs, Rumsfeld beating a war drum, Condi Rice tap dancing on North Korea, Sen. Larry Craig playing footsie with a cop, Dick Cheney on defibrillator and Rush Limbaugh on Oxycontin.