Hey y’all i’m back again for the last instalment of our recording blog. I’m sat back in my comfy computer chair in Redditch and reminiscing over the last 6 days and trying to remember the funny sections of ydays session!
We woke up! All rather mouldy n furry mouthed from the night befores binge drinking session!We went to a cool littlish place called the Cookie Club, was a mini sausage fest when we arrived, the four of us almost doubling the amount of people already in there, there was 3 other guys and 2 lasses, that looked like guys from certain directions! So none of us really having enough money to go anywhere else thought sod it, found a booth to sit in and started on our £1.50 bottles of kronenberg! This then turned into £1 shots of corkys, i can’t for the life of me remember what flavours we had, partly because none of them tasted anything like what they were sposed to, but they were a pound so we flew through quite a few of the lil buggers! Next thing we know we come back from the loo and its pretty rammed! So we all had a bit of a dance, staying clear of a lass with freakishly big feet and a bit of a gimp that looked like a fatter version of the ugly one in the Enemy!
Once again we only managed to have around 3 hours sleep each as for some reason we were watching ice hockey till almost 5 in the morning and finishing off any beers left around the room! We quickly got all our shizzle together and left the Travelodge room for the last time, leaving a mass of empty cans piled near the bin; random splodges of split beer across the floor and a fine brown mist of biogas clinging onto the curtains!
We marched over to the studio, with all our luggage and hoiked it up the stairs once more strengthing my thighs to the point where i’d make Arnold Schwarz-watevers legs look like twiglets!! And then decided to bound back down the stairs to get some breaky, the hockley cafe being the place of choice ( sausage and mushroom bap with ketchup only £1.90, BARGAIN!!) we also saw one of the fattest people in the world in there it seems like his body was trying to swallow his tiny head and to make it worse he was ginger!! Unluuuuuuuuuuucky!!
Anyways recording wise, i finished the vocals for the new new song after having a nightmare effort at them the day before. Lets just say if i was doing the X factor my efforts at singing the particular section yday would’ve made the dvd extras section and the channel 4 top 10 of worst auditions ever programme not to mention i wouldve been torn a new one by simon cowell, however he wasn’t there so i just got giggled at by the others! I did however find the reason and rectify it! The dirty purple fairy lights in the pimp cave vocal booth weren’t turned on in Wednesdays session! So after turning them on i breezed through it wooooo!!
Then came the most exciting part of recording for us, mixing!!! For anyone not familiar with mixing we get to do nothing we sit and watch producer mark fiddle with knobs ( not those ones u dirty buggers) and make us sound amazing and we sit there quietly! Its about as much fun as sitting through a Robbie Williams concert!! Not very!!
We decided to leave producer mark to it and have a little look round Nottingham, basically meant us going to wetherspoons and getting lunch so i could stuff my hamster cheeks with their burger and a drink deal!!
By the time we got bk to the studio, kylie ( housemate/ band mate of producer mark) came to take some photos of us, for her personal collection (ta very much)!! And because she wanted to fiddle with a new camera and we are just too beautiful not to take photos of! So we have some cool new shots of us inbetween kylie laughing a lot, because the strange accents we had been doing all week, had seemed to stick! We will put them up when we put the mastered versions of the songs up! Then it was packing up time! Booooo this took an age with them bloody stairs again!
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So yeah recording over and we are waiting for 2 of the tracks to be mixed and then all of them to be mastered and we will whack them up! Won’t be till around April 10th – 11th but they’re well worth the wait!
So a massive thanks to producer Mark for making us sound amazing and putting up with our constant accents, quotes and farting!! We highly recommend everyone to go and record there because apart from the stairs its awesome!!
So go here n check it out www.thecrashfactory.com
So thats it Adventure over! Think we might blog a bit more regularly though as peeps seemed to enjoy it!!
Love and kisses
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P.S fun things from the last day!!
- Stanny trapping his todger in his shorts zip!!
- Marky markton was the only person not to be farted in the face!
- Producer marks strange taste in food, having a cheese and marmite toastie from the hockley cafe
- I actually broke some fairy light bulbs when we were taking photos, as i sat on them with the sofa and they shattered under the tremendous weight!
- Kylies hair straighteners are better than mine!
- Sam could easily have a career as a hair stylist
- 4 grown men standing on a marshall guitar cab, is as silly and dangerous as it sounds!
- sam is the best air drummer in the civilised world! Fact!