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Status: Married
Age: 52
Sign: Pisces

City: Oberon
State: California
Country: US
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Thursday, December 17, 2009 

Current mood:  busy
Currently listening:
Home for Christmas
By Sheryl Crow
Friday, December 04, 2009 
Thursday, January 22, 2009 

Current mood:  busy
THE OBERON CHRONICLE


VOLUME 5 ISSUE 1                                             January, 2009



INSIDE THIS ISSUE
A New Beginning
Calendar of Events
Goings On About Town
This Month’s Excerpt

A New Beginning...

From the Editor’s Desk


Let me apologize right off the bat and admit I stole the title of this article from Star Wars. What can I say? I’m in that kind of a mood. Besides, it’s January—start of a new year. Almost the start of a new decade, or at least getting closer. The aughts are almost over or, as my brother likes to call them, the oh-ohs.

I really think he might be onto something with that. Haven’t the last eight years felt like one, painfully long, series of mis-steps?

In addition, of course, we also have a new president and while maybe a return to something approaching normalcy is too much to hope for, at the moment, we can continue to be hopeful, just the same.

I’m hoping to introduce some new features to the newsletter this year. This issue is rather spare—I’ve no new releases and no new reviews to report (or brag about). But I’m hoping to add my own reviews of some of the books I’ve been reading along with the occasional interview.

On a more personal note, my son is twenty-one and later this year my daughter turns eighteen. Now, that really feels like a new beginning to me! But, the new beginning I’m most pleased to be able to announce is the up-coming re-release of the entire Oberon series in print.

Yep, you read that right. If everything goes as planned, the first three volumes—with their brand, spankin’ new covers—should be available for purchase within the next few months. Check the ‘goings on around town’ page for more info.

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Calendar of Events

January 17, 2009

LONG BEACH
Martin Luther King Jr. Peace and Unity Parade
http://www.visitlongbeach.com/Calendar/

January 19, 2009
MORRO BAY
Thirteenth Annual Winter Bird Festival
http://www.morrobaybirdfestival.org

January 20, 2009

HUNTINGTON BEACH
Surf City Nights
http://www.hbdowntown.com

January 23, 2009

MENDOCINO
Tenth Annual Mendocino Crab & Wine Days
http://www.gomendo.com/c ategory.asp?category=Events

January 24, 2009

DAVIS
Flute Festival
http://www.mondaviarts.org

MENDOCINO
Crab & Wine Festival
http://www.beachcalifornia.com/Events/mendocino-crab-wine-festival.html

January 28, 2009

SAN FRANCISCO
18th Annual Zinfandel Festival
http://www.zinfandel.org



January 31, 2009
NAPA
Napa Valley Mustard Festival
http://www.mustardfestttival.org/

February 3, 2009
OXNARD
Tall Ships—Hawaiian Chieftan
hhttp://www.channelislandsharbor.org/

February 5, 2009

SAN FRANCISCO
Tulipmania
http://www.beachcalifornia.com/california/2008fe13-events.html

February 7, 2009

SAN FRANCISCO
Chinese New Year Parade
http://www.beachcalifornia.com/sanfrancisco-chines-parade1.html

February 8, 2009

ESCONDIDO
Beer & Chocolate @ Stone Brewery
http://www.stonebrew.com/calendar/

February 13, 2009

INDIO
Date Festival
http://www.beachcalifornia.com/california/indio-date-festival.html


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Goings on about Town
..
Not much to report on this month. The exciting news is that new covers (as I mentioned earlier) are currently in the works for all nine of the Oberon books—the print editions—and I think they’re sensational! Of course, I’m generally ga-ga about all my covers—and what can I say? I’ve been very, very lucky. But these are something very different indeed!

Anyway, the first three books will be out soon—I hope—no release dates, yet, but we’re aiming to have the entire series in print by July 2010.  Definitely something I’m looking forward to! So, if you belong to a book club, know the book buyers at your local libraries, or have an interest in helping set up book signings—please let me know!  I love signing books. Have pen, will travel.

In other news: This month, I’ll be hosting Dr Ava Cadell (author of the Tantric Sex Workbook) on my blogs. Here are the links:

January 19-23 at The Midnight Bell http://midnight-bell.livejournal.com The subject is Tantric Kissing

January 26-30 at Rhymes with Foreplay http://www.rhymeswithforeplay.blogspot.com< The subject is ‘The Big O’ Gee, wonder why I’m interested in that one? ;)

February 2-6 at The Crone’s Nest http://the-crones-nest.livejournal.com where the Oberon Book Club will be reviewing the Workbook. Should be lots of fun!

Dr Ava is also hosting a contest this month (just in time for Valentine’s Day) The ‘Search for the World’s Best Lover Contest costs nothing to enter and offers some great prizes--including a copy of 52 Sizzling Sex Secrets which you get just for entering! Write a brief essay on why the person you’re nominating should win and you’ll also receive a nice certificate for your loved one and a chance to win a free scholarship to Dr Ava’s Loveology University. For more information check out her website at: http://www.loveologyuniversity.com

I’ve also been expanding my web presence in the past few months and can now be found on Facebook and Twitter...hope to see you there!

This Month’s Excerpt

From
Sound of a Voice That is Still

In this month’s (slightly edited for language) excerpt, set in late January, Siobhan pays a visit to her sister’s teashop. I always liked writing the teashop scenes...


    The door to the teashop burst open and a gust of wind propelled yet another of Marsha’s friends into the shop.  Scout Patterson pushed the door closed behind her, dumped her umbrella into the bucket beside the door and advanced towards them, shaking back her hood and pulling open the hooks of her jacket as she did.

    "I hate this weather," Scout snarled as she dropped, damp and disheveled, into an empty chair. "I hate the rain.  I hate the cold.  I hate the mud.  I hate my car.  And, oh, God do I hate being pregnant."

    "Those last few months do seem to last forever."  Marsha nodded sympathetically at her friend, but Lucy Greco-Cavanaugh, cousin to Scout’s husband Nick, looked up from the beekeeper’s catalogue she’d been immersed in and frowned at them both.

    "What are you two talking about?" she snapped. "How can anyone hate being pregnant?  I loved being pregnant.  I mean, what’s not to like?"

    Scout glowered at her friend.  Probably debating the usefulness of suggesting to Lucy that she try not to take it personally.  Completely useless, as Siobhan could have told her.  Lucy took everything personally.  Especially anything connected to her family.

    "Well, let’s see."  Scout cast a longing look at the large bowl, brimming with foam, that steamed peacefully on the table in front of Lucy.  "Among other things, there’s the lack of caffeine.  Mornings like this, that seems like a huge concession to have to make." 

    "Oh, big deal.  So have a decaf, then," Lucy grumbled, as she picked up the bowl and sipped at her latte.  

    "Or how about some tea?"  Siobhan suggested, remembering how badly milk had sat with her stomach during her own pregnancy.     

    "Maybe."  Scout glanced doubtfully first at the teapot, and then at Marsha. "What’d you put in it this time?"       

     "Mostly green tea," Marsha said.  "Along with lavender, and rose petals.   And a little spearmint.  It’s got some caffeine, not enough to hurt you, but I can make you some without, if you want."  

    "Why don’t you forget the drinks and think about getting some sleep," Heather Finch, co-owner of the local bookstore advised. She looked at Scout critically.  "Have you been up all night or something?  ‘Cause girl, you look like hell."  

     "Heather, that’s a terrible thing to say."  Heather’s partner, Ginny Hartman frowned at her.  "But, you do look a little tired, dear.  Have you been having trouble sleeping?"   

    "I’m sleeping just fine, thanks," Scout answered.  The stubborn thrust of her chin dared any of them to argue with her.  

    "Here, have a pastry." Marsha pushed the plate of cinnamon rolls towards Scout.  "So, what’s wrong with your car?"  

    Scout picked up a roll and cautiously took a bite. "What’s wrong with it?  Gee, I don’t know.  You mean, besides the fact that every time I get in it I can’t help but remember how I nearly died in it last summer?"   

    "So?  We all nearly died last summer," Lucy reminded her, taking another sip.  "Don’t dwell on stuff like that, you’ll make yourself sick.  Have a latte."  

    "A latte.  Right."  Scout sighed, and Siobhan found herself feeling caught between sympathy for Scout and agreement with Lucy.  Marsha had come close to being killed, too, after all.  And, in a way, it had been at least partly Scout’s fault.    

    "It hasn’t ever really run right since the accident, and now the roof’s started leaking."  Scout looked down at her stomach ruefully, "Plus, it’s not exactly a practical family car, either."  

    "Get an SUV," Lucy suggested. "Like mine.  They’re not as sporty as your Mustang, but they’re plenty practical."     

    Scout sighed.  "Well, I would, except Nick is being a little weird about money right now.  He doesn’t seem to want to spend any for some reason."  

    Lucy’s eyebrows rose in surprise.  "So?  Why would you be spending his money?  You’ve got plenty of your own, don’t you?"  

    "Yeah."  Scout grimaced.  "He’s being a little weird about that, too."     

    "Oh."  Lucy nodded understandingly.  "Joey, huh?"  

    "I guess."  Scout sighed again, and took another bite of pastry.   

    "Joey...what?"  Heather asked Lucy.  "What’d your brother do now, Luce?"  

    "Oh, nothing, really," Lucy said.  "It’s just...well, he did kind of happen to suggest to my father that Nick was maybe marrying Scout for her money.  Or that he should have been marrying her for her money, or something.  This was a couple of weeks before the wedding.  The story got a little confusing in the re-telling."   

    "They usually do, don’t they?"  Ginny observed, her brown eyes twinkling over the rim of her cup as she sipped at her tea.  "So, who told who what, exactly?" 

    "Well, my father told my mother, of course.   And then my mother had to go and tell my aunt about it, and my aunt--"  

    "Went and told Nick," Scout said, taking up the tale.  "Who blew up at Joey.  Again.  I have to say, it was not my idea of a fun Christmas."  

    "Yeah, and I was so sorry to have missed it."  Lucy grinned.  She pushed her bowl across the table.  "Here.  One sip ain’t gonna kill you, Scout.  A little coffee, a little warm milk, a little foam--where’s the bad?  It’s the answer to all of life’s annoying little problems."  She turned to Marsha.  "I can’t even remember.  What did we used to do, before we had them?"  

    "Drugs," Marsha replied, smiling at her friend.  "Drugs.  Cigarettes.  Alcohol.  Stuff like that."

    "Oh, yeah." Lucy smiled reminiscently.  "That’s right.  Those were the days, huh?"




© 2009 PG Forte All Rights Reserved








 
Currently listening:
Peacemaker's Journey
By Joanne Shenandoah
Release date: 2000-03-07
Friday, June 06, 2008 

Current mood:  busy
I've been going crazy with the blog posts today. 4, count 'em, 4 posts in one day. Whew. Of course, it will now probably be another year or so before I post again, but what the hell.

I've posted two excerpts from my latest UNreleased, Uncontracted, UNedited, Urban Fantasy plus links to my two newly released novellas, plus links to excerpts from both of those, as well.

There's even info about a new contest I'm running.

So, if you wanna check 'em out, here are the links (in alphabetical order). Happy reading.

The Crone's Nest

Midnight Bell

Rhymes With Foreplay

Wicked Whispers
Currently listening:
Paper Walls
By Yellowcard
Release date: 2007-07-17
Sunday, May 25, 2008 
WARNING: This is a likely to be an exceedingly random post. I had intended to write about either some of the mystical locations to which I've been known to transport myself during altered states of consciousness or about some of the real world locations I've visited and fallen in love with. I'd also thought about writing about locations I've created for my books--absolutely some of my favorite places--which fall midway between the other two.

But then a funny thing happened.

See, I tend to be somewhat obsessive. When I find something I like, I frequently feel compelled to repeat the experience...over and over and over again. When I was in first grade, for example, I found a particular crayon color combination I adored (for some totally incomprehensible reason) and immediately went through every coloring book I could locate (mine and others...which did lead to some problems, I must admit) coloring in every picture with the same two colors (transparent hot pink and opaque chocolate brown, if you just had to know...and yes, I know, what was I thinking?).

When I discovered cold sesame noodles (in New York's Chinatown where they really know what they're doing with noodles, let me tell you) I thought I'd died and gone to heaven. I ate it every day for the next several months. Sometimes twice a day. No exaggeration. I lived right across the street from a little hole-in-the-wall Chinese restaurant (W. 21st Street and 7th Avenue--just upstairs from Meriken) and our loft didn't have a kitchen so zipping across the street to get my daily fix was not exactly a hardship.

Last Saturday I discovered a new favorite place and, being me, I've been there three times since then. So when it came time to write this post...well, I ask you, what was I supposed to do?

But, hey, does the world really need me to tell it how wonderful places like Yosemite, Canyon de Chelly, Virgin Gorda, Paris, Agra (where the Taj Mahal is located), Venice, Vienna, Mendocino, Laguna Beach, Nice, Rome, New Orleans, Brussels or Killarney are? I think not.

And, so, without further ado, I give you: The T-Rex BBQ in Berkeley, CA.

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Hell, yes, I'm talking about a restaurant, but this is not about the food....exquisite though that is. But let's get that out of the way while I'm thinking about it.

The T-Rex serves quintessential Berkeley fare. Beautiful, tasty, quirky and very politically correct--in a good way. The produce is all organic. The meat is raised humanely with no hormones, no antibiotics, etc. The fish is farmed sustainably. The beer is crafted locally (for the most part). In short: it's all good.

Well, okay, the wine list is a tad disappointing--not a single Paso Robles wine on the whole damned list? Are they kidding me?

But, as I said, it's not about the food. It's more about the ambiance, the idee originale, the mise-en-scene, the...oops. sorry. French characters trying to take over my brain again. Let's try it one more time, shall we? Tres bien.

I've been lucky in that, every time I've been there, the place has been mostly deserted. Probably sucks for them, but it was great for me and, after all, this post isn't about them...is it? I sit upstairs. In the lounge. It's quiet, it's spacious, it's serene. There are huge picture windows spanning three of the four walls and all you can see when you look outside are green leaves, blue sky, California sunshine...and lovely little tables a deux.

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My basic recipe for paradise. And the fact that it's located within sight of Smith and Hawken (another favorite) and their fabulous plants and shrubs and flowers and trees and garden structures, etc. doesn't hurt either.

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The service at T-Rex is relaxed, the wait staff is friendly, and you can sit for hours and people watch. I know. I have.

See the young man ordering bourbon and beer for breakfast, seated with the older woman who wants barbecue sauce with her fried oysters and will follow that up with an order of fried calamari (with hot sauce laced rémoulade. *shudder* ah, mon dieu!) before moving on to the entrées. They both read throughout their meal and when they leave--separately--he will take her blue batik scarf and both their leftovers, which he will have dumped all together into one box. The food, that is, not the scarf.

Why I find this all so endlessly fascinating is beyond me. But I do. And if a similar scene ends up wending its way into one of my books at some point, you'll all know why.

Another thing I love about the place is the artwork that graces the walls. Local artwork, of course, courtesy of Paulson Press.

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Pictures like these (by Isca Greenfield-Sanders) remind me of a pool we once had in a house we no longer live in and one, long, hot summer when my daughter practically lived to swim.

And that, I think is the secret to a happy place. It is comforting and comfortable, friendly and fascinating, stimulating and serene and ripe with remembrances of happiness and home.

And, hey, if it also lends itself to lovely lists of alliteration...well, it doesn't get much better than that, does it?
Wednesday, February 06, 2008 

Current mood:  cold
THE OBERON CHRONICLE


VOLUME 4 ISSUE 1                                             February, 2008



INSIDE THIS ISSUE

Return to Oberon
Calendar of Events
Goings On About Town
New Releases
New Review
This Month's Excerpt



Return to Oberon...

From the Editor's Desk

"What has been is what will be, and what has been done is what will be done;
there is nothing new under the sun"
Eccl. 1:9


Or, as Ambrose Bierce would have it in his 'Devil's Dictionary': "There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know." 

I don't know about the rest of you, but I find it both ironic and amusing that February is turning into my annual month for backtracking...kind of like the groundhog taking a look and thinking, nope, not yet. This year, I've got Mars Retrograde to blame for it...or do I mean credit? Yes, definitely credit....although I suppose it could be that whole Neptune in Aquarius/Uranus in Pisces flip-flop that's making me (with my sun in Pisces and my moon in Aquarius) so annually nuts?

No, matter, I guess. The big news here is that Oberon is returning to SynergEbooks...or, has actually returned, by this point, making me both excited and relieved (and totally psyched to suddenly have an even dozen—twelve books out at one time—woo-hoo!). I love this series, I will always love this series, but other than writing new novellas, either set in Oberon or featuring Oberon characters, or possibly re-working the series material for the purposes of 'new media' marketing I need to be done with writing it. And it needs to be released (and available in some format)in its entirety—now, rather than ten years from now. 

Plus, besides being available on the SynergE website http://www.synergebooks.com  the series will also be shortly available for purchase at Fictionwise, Mobipocket and Amazon's Kindle bookstore.
So, once again it's a new year and a new beginning and thanks to all this new energy (and a terrible propensity to procrastinate on my writing) I've spent the last few days updating both of my websites. Stop by and check 'em out, if you get the chance:

http://www.oberoncalifornia.us                     http://www.pgforte.com 



 
Calendar of Events

February 5, 2008

HOLTVILLE
Carrot Festival
http://www.holtvillechamber.com

SAN DIEGO
Mardi Gras in Gaslamp Quarters
http://www.gaslamp.org

Feb. 8, 2008

GARDEN GROVE
Tet Festival
http://www.tetfestival.org

SANTA MONICA
Gem Faire
http://www.gemfaire.com

SEAL BEACH
Seal Beach Crab Feed
http://www.socalcrabfeed.com

February 9, 2008

BOONVILLE
3rd Annual International Alsace Varietals
http://www.avwines.com/

HEALDSBURG
Wine & Chocolate Fantasy
http://www.rodneystrong.com

HUNTINGTON BEACH
Euge Groove Jazz concert
http://www.BBJAZZ.com
 

LOS ANGELES
109th Annual Golden Dragon Parade
http://www.lachinesechamber.org

February 14, 2008

IRVINE
Hapa in Concert
http://www.thebarclay.org

NEWPORT BEACH
Newport Beach Jazz Party
http://www.newportbeachjazzparty.com

SAN FRANCISCO
Tulipmania at Pier 39
http://www.pier39.com

February 15, 2008

INDIO
Annual Indio Date Festival
http://www.datefest.org

KERNVILLE
53rd Annual Whiskey Flat Days
http://www.kernvillechamber.org

February 16, 2008

SAN FRANCISCO
San Francisco Chronicle Wine Competition
http://www.winejudging.com

SONOMA
The VinOlivo Gala and the Sonoma Valley Olive Festival,
http://www.vinolivo.cmarket.com   http://www.sonomavalleywine.com
 

February 22, 2008

RIPON
46th Annual Ripon Almond Blossom Festival
http://www.riponchamber.org

YOLO BASIN
California Duck Days
http://www.yolobasin.org

February 23, 2008

EUREKA
Indian Island Candlelight Vigil 2008
michelle@wiyot.com

HUNTINGTON BEACH
Huntington Beach Kite Party/Kite Connection Dave's Annual Kite Party http://www.kiteconnection.com

SAN FRANCISCO
Chinese New Year Parade
http://www.chineseparade.com

SANTA CRUZ
26th Annual Santa Cruz Clam Chowder Cook-Off
http://www.ci.santa-cruz.ca.us

WATSONVILLE
Pajaro Valley Quilt Fair
http://www.pvqu.org

February 29, 2008

SANTA ROSA
17th Annual Tattoos and Blues Expo
http://www.tattoosandblues.net/index.htm


 

Goings on about Town



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http://www.wickedwhispersauthors.com/
 

The Wicked Whisper Authors are pleased to announce the return of the Hump Day Hottie contest. Check out the hotties on our blog each Wednesday and leave us a comment to be entered to win a gift certificate from one of our favorite publishers and/or book sellers.

You know what I mean by 'favorite' don't you? That means they publish and/or distribute our books.

 
New Releases

Well, it's not exactly new, but for those of you who don't know it, I now have three books out with Liquid Silver Books, including the latest:

Let Me Count the Ways
(book 3 in the LA Love Lessons series)

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http://www.king-cart.com/cgi-bin/cart.cgi?store=linda018&cart_id=3641886.54538&product_name=Let+Me+Count+The+Ways&return_page=&user-id=&password=&exchange=&exact_match=exact

"As the owner of The Body Electric, LA's hottest new exercise studio, sexy, former film star Claire Calhoun has her pick of studly young men eager to do her bidding. Small wonder she's used to calling the shots, both in and out of bed. But everything changes the night the actress-turned-entrepreneur has one mojito too many at a party and decides it would be fun to pick up her accountant, Mike Sherman. She's thinking fling. He's thinking forever.

Claire has been Mike's fantasy since the first time he saw her bare it all for the camera. Now, she's in his bed and he'll do whatever's necessary to keep her there. But he's not a stalker, right? He's just a devoted fan
."

And for more on the awesomely good reading front do yourselves a favor and check out the following fabulous new releases:

Sea of Dreams
By Keira Ramsay

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http://www.king-cart.com/cgi-bin/cart.cgi?store=linda018&product_name=Sea+Of+Dreams&return_page=&user-id=&password=&exchange=&exact_match=exact

"Fiona Neal is tired of shuffling between one crappy job and the next, and the same goes when it comes to relationships. But when a stranger at a wedding lights her fires, she succumbs to a few moments of stolen passion before beginning a new life.

Mike Alvarez gets just what he's looking for when a beautiful waitress satisfies his carnal cravings ... giving him everything but her name. When he moves a thousand miles away to begin a new job, he's shocked to meet her again ... and just as hungry for her.

Fiona swore her job as a naturalist was a new beginning, but when she encounters Mike again, it's hard to ignore the swirling passion between them. But their budding relationship will be tested by ghosts from not only Mike's past, but Fiona's as well. For there's more to her than meets the eye. She's a prodigal daughter, and the only one who can heal the mystical world of the Fae ... or tear them apart forever.
"

Sea of Dreams is the third interlude in the marvelous Ms. Keira Ramsay's ultra-fantastic RuneQuest series (Liquid silver Books).  For more about this series (including interlude 4—Breath of Heaven)  check out her website at: http://www.keiraramsay.com   And if you—like me—think four books is far too few  for this fantastic series by all means drop her a line and say so—loudly, repetitively, dare I say...annoyingly? Tell her I sent you. She can beat me up (er, I mean thank me) for it later.

And from the endlessly entertaining Ms. Jodi Lynn Copeland comes Handyman (Kensington Aphrodisia) Three very hot inter-linking stories about the men of Loose Screws...gotta love that name. And the cover—mmm. If you like that as much as I do, be sure to visit her website for printable postcards of it to download. http://www.jodilynncopeland.com 

Handyman
By Jodi Lynn Copeland

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Available at:
Amazon.com
Or: Barnes & Noble

 "He's every woman's secret fantasy, the handyman who can service her every need and bring her to ultimate sexual satisfaction."


 
New Review

"Former film star Claire Calhoun has her pick of studly young men who vie for her attention. Her accountant Mike Sherman is not as studly or as young as many of her men, but he has been fascinated by her ever since he saw her first movie. Having one too many drinks at a gallery opening, Claire seduces Mike and finds out that he is a wonderful bed partner. Claire is jaded from her life on the silver screen and almost doesn't believe that Mike can honestly be for her. What will he do if he finds out her secret? Will she lose him as she has lost so many other men before?

Let Me Count The Ways was written in the first person, alternating between Mike and Claire. Although I often have trouble with first person novels, Ms. Forte did an admirable job. Mike and Claire were surprisingly well-written, with their various secrets coming to light as necessary. Claire did her best to keep Mike as a "friend with benefits" but Mike was unwilling to stay in the slot in which she put him. I thought that Mike in particular was an amazing character. Almost middle-aged, he nonetheless made erotic and delicious love to Claire. He was a surprise to both me and Claire. Claire came off at the beginning as a self-centered woman, but as I got to know her I liked her more and more. I suggest that you have a toy handy-I certainly needed one. Their lovemaking was graphic and fun. An instance of phone sex had me squirming in my seat! There were a number of interesting twists in this book, but Ms. Forte never lost control of her plot. I expect that you will love Let Me Count The Ways."

Marcy Arbitman
Rating: 4/5 Stars
Heat level: O
Just Erotic Romance Reviews
http://www.justeroticromance reviews.com


 

This Month's Excerpt
From
Let Me Count the Ways

In this month's R rated  excerpt, it's a few days after Claire and Mike's initial tryst and they're once again at work at The Body Electric...

Mike appeared to be absorbed in his work when I breezed into my office, vigorously fanning my face with one hand. "Whew, that was fun." I was glad I could blame the flush on my cheeks and the breathlessness in my voice on the exercise. When Mike's eyes met mine, I was even more glad he was too far away to notice the pounding of my heart.

Then he dropped his gaze and refocused on the papers in front of him, without so much as a single word.

Silence filled the room. Feigning indifference, I hopped on my desk, uncapped the bottle of water I'd taken from the refrigerator downstairs and gulped half of it down. I was now annoyed as well as disappointed. If I had any sense at all, Mike's present disinterest would have had a chilling effect on my libido, but, apparently, I'd learned nothing from my last marriage.

"Have you ever tried Capoeria, Mike?" I asked when I could think of nothing else to say. I was just trying to make conversation although, given Mike's wide range of interests, I wouldn't have been surprised to learn he used to teach it.

"No," he answered shortly.

"Oh, you should. It's so much fun."

"So you've said."

More silence. Dead air. God damn it. Why should I even bother? If Mike was no longer interested, I should just find someone who was. How hard could it be? He wasn't all that, after all. He was older, mostly bald, hardly in the best of shape. And, at the moment, he was as cranky and out of sorts as an entire cast of sleep-deprived, PMS-positive Divas in the midst of a chocolate famine. Never a good look for a man. And, yet... it was still all I could do to keep from launching an ambush, shoving his chair away from the desk, straddling his lap, unzipping his fly...

Maybe he wouldn't be ready for me, but so what? I knew how to get him there quick.

But was it worth it? Did I want to have to work that hard for any man's attention?

Well, maybe. Just remembering how hot we'd been together was enough to start me creaming. One night wasn't enough. I wanted more of what we'd had. I wanted to be naked under him now. And, like a moth drawn to his particular brand of fire, no other candle was going to do it for me.

Groaning in disgust at my own weakness, I let my head fall back and slowly trailed the cool plastic cylinder down my throat, hoping it would slow my racing pulse. Capoeria might be great exercise, but it had obviously done nothing to diminish the horniness I was feeling. I was tempted to slide the bottle between my thighs, to rub its frigid surface against my heated flesh and maybe ease the fluttering pressure in my sex. Would Mike even notice if I did? I raised my head and caught him staring, eyes dark with what could only be lust. Oh, yeah, he'd notice. Good. I felt my mood lift. So much for disinterest.

Bracing my hands on the edge of the desk, I leaned forward. "So what's going on here, Mike? I don't even get a greeting now? What's up with that?"

He frowned, the heat in his gaze diminishing as his eyes narrowed. "What are you talking about?"

"I'm talking about when you first got here today. I said hi and you totally blew me off."

"Claire, I did not blow you off."

"You did. You completely ignored me."

"How? I said hello, didn't I?"

I snorted. "Barely."

"Well, you were occupied."

"Oh, please. What kind of excuse is that?"

"I didn't want to interrupt."

"Hmph." I thought about that as Mike once again focused on his work. It was plausible, I supposed. And really very considerate, if looked at in just the right way. I still felt slighted. "Very thoughtful. But hardly necessary. We were just fooling around."

"Yes, that would have been my impression too. It's a mystery to me why you do it."

"What does that mean?"

Mike sighed. "It means I don't understand why you waste your time with these... with these young guys in their... beachwear."

Beachwear? "This is about clothing? What's wrong with the way they were dressed?"

"Nothing. Forget it."

Damien and Raul had been dressed appropriately, I'd thought, in white tanks, bearing the studio's logo, over black Lycra shorts. It was a look that was only slightly more casual than my own apparel, a lime colored, cap sleeve, scoop neck T and matching yoga pants. Mike, in comparison, was almost overdressed in khaki pants and a sage-green linen shirt. The stud I'd admired last time was once again glittering in his ear and a two-toned Rolex Oyster was clasped around his wrist. I had to admit he looked good. Attractive. Moderately affluent. Mature. Respectable. And angry.

But why? "What are you so angry about?"

"I'm not angry."

Right. Not much. Once again, I considered Mike's appearance, contrasting it with that of Damien and Raul. I recalled their hard sculpted bodies, their gleaming, oiled muscles, their... Oh. The corners of my mouth quirked upward. "Mike... are you jealous?"

"No." He continued to work steadily, but the heightened color in his cheeks and the grim set of his jaw gave him away. "Of course not."

"Mike..."

When he glanced up again, the scowl on his face wiped the smile from mine in a hurry. "Is that what you wanted Claire? Were you hoping I'd make a scene in front of your boys? Sorry to disappoint you."

I could feel my cheeks flaming. "No, that's not what I..."

"Excuse me. I have a lot of work to do."

"Mike!"

He ignored me. Frustrated, I blew out an exasperated breath. I tried hard to hold on to my sense of outrage, he was acting like an ass. But it was impossible for me to stay angry with him. There was an odd tightness in my chest that wouldn't allow it. I couldn't help but recall my own reaction, two weeks ago, to Derek and his class full of pretzels.

How welcome Mike's admiration had been to me then.

I cleared my throat. "For what it's worth, I was not trying to make you jealous."

Mike nodded. "Glad to hear it."

"But, just in case you are feeling that way—"

"I'm not," he growled through clenched teeth. "I told you that already."

"Right. But if you were ever to, there's something you should know."

He was quiet for an instant and then, "What's that?"

"The truth is I find you maddeningly attractive."

He said nothing. If I didn't know better I might have thought he wasn't listening. But the slight trembling in his fingers gave him away.

"And very sexy."

Still nothing.

"In fact it's really quite distracting."

He continued working.

"Mike?"

"Thank you," he murmured, his voice subdued.

"Do you know you're blushing?"

"I'm not... blushing," he muttered, even more quietly.

But he was. To the tips of his ears he'd gone completely pink. I think even the top of his bald head was rosier than usual.

"Mike?"

Another silence. Then, finally, "Yes?"

"Would you like to kiss and make up now?"

His hand clenched hard on the pen he was holding. Any harder, and I think it might have snapped in two. He raised his eyes to mine.

I smiled and batted my eyes a time or two. "Unless you're too busy working?"

I'd forgotten how quickly he could move. I'd almost forgotten how well he could kiss. But the moment he clasped my face in his hands, the moment his lips touched mine, it all came rushing back. Oh, yes. I locked my hands behind his head and fell into his kiss. My only regret was that he couldn't talk and kiss at the same time. There aren't many ways in which fantasy is superior to reality, but that's definitely one of them.

When he finally raised his head, I locked eyes with him and smiled. "God, I've missed your mouth."

"Claire." Mike groaned in response. He pulled me close once more, muttering between kisses, "You don't know what it does when you say those things. These last weeks have been hell. I couldn't eat, couldn't sleep, couldn't think straight."

Huh? Bracing my hands against his chest, I pushed him away a little. "Why's that?"

"Because! I didn't know where I stood with you, or what you wanted. You were so vague when I asked about seeing you again. And you left so quickly."

What the hell? "Mike, I was perfectly clear. I said it would be nice, didn't I? Or something to that effect."

He groaned again. "That's just what I mean. Too vague. Too polite. I wanted a simple yes or no."

Amused now, I couldn't help but murmur, "Really? You'd rather I'd said no?"

Mike frowned. "Don't play with me, Claire. You know how I feel. I've always been honest about my feelings for you."

"And I haven't been? I was not vague!"

"Maybe not intentionally," Mike conceded. "But it felt vague to me. And then when you didn't call..."

I held my tongue. It would have been easy to say, well, you didn't call me, either, but would that accomplish? All this conversation was taking us into murky territory. I didn't want a relationship with him. Not the kind where feelings could be hurt if someone didn't call. "Why are we talking about this now? Don't we have better things we could be doing?"

"Wh—what?" A frown furrowed Mike's brow as he glanced around the room, his expression stuck somewhere between eager and doubtful. "D'you mean here?"

I felt my eyes widen as his meaning hit home. No, that was not what I meant."

Or was it?

After all, it wouldn't be the first time. I'd seduced Derek in this room once, although it hadn't been easy. If there's one thing that man prides himself on it's his iron self-control. Something told me Mike would be a whole lot easier to bend.

I smiled. "Well, now that you mention it, sure. Why not? Unless you'd rather wait for some other time?"

"No." Mike's voice was flat and final. "That's one mistake I'll never make again."

© 2008 PG Forte All Rights Reserved






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Last Request
By Paolo Nutini
Release date: 10 July, 2006
Thursday, October 04, 2007 
Wednesday, October 03, 2007 

Current mood:  sleepy
...is at http://bookmarketingbuzz.wordpress.com where I'm talking about virtual book marketing. What else? I mean this is a virtual book tour for a virtual book, isn't it?

Cheryl has already left a comment and she made a really good point. Definitely one downside of ebooks is the difficulty of reading them in the bathtub. Which got me to thinking. What would be some cool ebook accessories you'd all like to see? Me, I'd like a soundtrack. Yeah, I know--no big surprise there, huh?

What about the rest of you? Ideas anyone? I'd love to hear 'em!!
Monday, October 01, 2007 

Current mood:  excited
Well, I'm off on another virtual book tour this month.  This one is dedicated to Love From A to Z...well, sorta, it's funny how many times the interviews end up being about everything else!!

Today's interview at Sheila Goss's blog: Oh no Sheila didn't!   was especially tough—just ONE question. But you all know how much trouble I have with the little things.

Check it out here at:

http://sheliagoss.wordpress.com/2007/10/01/introducing-pg-forte/

I'll be posting the tour stops as they show up (there's a 'week at a glance' cheat sheet posted on my website) and  Dorothy at Pump Up Your Book Promotions is offering a prize at the end of the tour—but to be entered to win you have to comment at every stop!  Good luck!





PG Forte


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Lucky
By Melissa Etheridge
Release date: 10 February, 2004
Monday, July 16, 2007 

Current mood:  hyper
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
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This is just a quick fly-by post that I'm leaving on all my blogs to let everyone know that I'm going on a virtual tour next month. Here's the 4-1-1:

Join erotic romance author PG Forte, author of Waiting for the Big One (Liquid Silver Books), as she virtually tours the blogosphere in August on her first virtual book tour!





Hope to see you there!

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A Boy Named Goo
By Goo Goo Dolls
Release date: 14 March, 1995