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Chris Cross ™

Chris Cross Cabaret Man


Last Updated: 11/17/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 20
Sign: Taurus

City: Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
State: Northeast
Country: UK
Signup Date: 4/4/2006

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009 

Current mood:EXCITED!!!!! :p
Ladies and Gentlemen!!!

Been a while since I wrote some shit down on Myspace so wanted everyone to know I'm doing good, getting the gigs in, having a right old party and Rockin and Rollin...!!

Now then...

Summer 2009 - Edinburgh Fringe Festival!!

I am gigging at lots of Festivals, etc this year
The Main news here is my run at The Edinburgh Fringe Festival...

Last year I Recieved a 'Must See Show Review' from The Stage Magazine and a 4 Star Rating from 3weeks...

This year Im returning to Edinburgh to play The Voodoo Rooms for 18dates and I'm sure I will gain a lot of interest after overfilling the room everynight last year (apart from the first 2 nights...!)

The gigs are FREE entry, first come first seated, as part of the PBH FREE FRINGE.
The Show is sponsored by PHAZE Clothing UK...

EXPECTED TO BE THE BIGGEST SMALLEST SHOW OF THIS YEARS 2009 EDINBURGH FRINGE!!!

Dates: August - 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th, 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th, 20th, 21st, 22nd, 23rd, 25th, 26th, 27th & 28th...!!
Time: 21:35 - 22:35 (1hr)
Venue: The Voodoo Rooms (Speakeasy), West Register Street, Edinburgh (Next door to The Penny Black...!!)

JOIN THE 'Chris Cross is Escaping From Reality' Event Page on Facebook now, Attend the event and invite everyone you know to attend!!

HERE: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=74322987497&ref=ts

If you're on Facebook and haven't joined my group yet then DO IT NOW BITCHES!!!

My Facebook Group is HERE:

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=43708146774&ref=ts

JOIN IT NOW!!!!!!
Grrr!! :p


Check my Myspace Diary for My 2009 Tour Dates too...!!!

I'm also Co-Organising a Michael Jackson Tribute Night with Pzazz Events to be held at 'As You Like It' in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne on the 31st August - More Details to Come in a Seperate Blog Soon Though...

Thanks for reading...
Have a FUCKING BRILLIANT Summer...!!!!!
:p
xx

www.chris-cross.co.uk
(PS - Website will be revamped and re-launched on the 5th August so check it out! x)


Wednesday, March 11, 2009 

Current mood:  energetic
Category: Parties and Nightlife
Wednesday, October 22, 2008 

Current mood:Stomped Beneath the Top
Category: Web, HTML, Tech

NEW OFFICIAL CXC WEBSITE LAUNCHED!!!

 

www.chris-cross.co.uk

 

Go Bitches!

...and Go Go Gadget!

...and Go Foxes without Faces and Go Gofas with 2 Heads and Go Go Go Goers!

(and Go Horses, Prancing Ponies and Elton John Tribute Acts)

 

All Go and Check it Out!

 

All the Bestestestestestestestestestestest,

CXC (!)(x)...

 

Thursday, September 04, 2008 

Current mood:Interested...
Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping

Chris Cross was given a FREE Product to Experiment with and play around with - it's a NEW Product from SONY called THE SONY ROLLY - It's like a dancing ipod with speakers in the form of a robot! Checkout the Video and tell me what you think of this new Machine!

Leave Blog and Youtube Comments Please...

Chris Cross Contorting with The Sony Rolly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2YZxUC_-7k

Thursday, September 04, 2008 

Current mood:  handsome
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

Chris Cross - Escaping From Reality (!)

Chris Cross/PBH's Free Fringe

Nicol Edwards

Within 15 minutes of encountering Chris Cross, I, along with several other members of his hapless audience, had been hoodwinked and publicly humiliated in ways that I blush to recall.

I won't reveal the sordid acts he somehow cajoled us into performing, but suffice to say they involved a lot of tongues, and repeated use of the song Take My Breath Away.

Yes, Chris Cross is a contortionist and escapologist – I seem to remember a few freaky tricks involving dislocated shoulders and a straight jacket in there somewhere – but his real skill is in creating an atmosphere of complete lunacy which infects your mind and leaves you questioning whether the sane world still exists.

To say he is a natural showman is a gross understatement – the 19-year-old has already been a street performer for a decade and appeared on Britain's Got Talent, and can handle an audience like a piece of putty.

His body-bending stunts merely provide a vehicle for a comedy act that's as slick as it is screwball, delivered in an outrageous, Russell Brand-esque persona.

All those who wandered into this pub cellar hoping for a bit of passable free entertainment found themselves stumbling back up the stairs an hour later in complete awe – some of them vowing never to speak of what had happened.

Review by Nuala Calvi

Published online at 11:06 on Thursday 21 August 2008

http://ed.thestage.co.uk/reviews/301

Published in The Stage Newspaper in the issue dated Thursday August 28, 2008

Sunday, August 24, 2008 

Current mood:  accomplished
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

 

 

Chris Cross Recieved a 4Star Review from Edinburgh Festivals Notorious 3Weeks Official Festival Magazine:

 

Chris Cross - Escaping from Reality (!)


Chris Cross/PBH's Free Fringe


Cross himself and the ceiling in the venue were the only wet things about this show. The former because an angry bald man was unable to laugh at himself and instead, upended his pint over Cross and the latter, a result of a shoddy plumbing job. The cheeky Geordie certainly enjoys himself at the audience's expense, but there is absolutely no malice in him. Anyway, the real reason Cross is here is to contort his body and escape from a straight jacket in record time. I must confess that I didn't see much; my options were to be a total girl and close my eyes, or spew all over the girl in front, but what I did manage to see was amazing!


Nicol Edwards, 2 - 24 Aug, 11.45pm (12.45pm), free, fpp 38.
tw Rating 4/5
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