Dont want to meet a girl from a bar you know i want a friend someone too go out with to the mall or a movie the park go to the lake or the river on the weekend hit the coast here and there walk the park and of course spend time with ower kids but i dont need a bar fly but we can go once in a while to the bar or a club

My dreams, You know I had a man come tell me that my job, Is what people dream of having a job like yours. But if I realy think of it. My hole life has been a dream. I box Sean's . I was 13 till I was 26. Played football till I was 40,  Had a God given talent played bass guitar, Always played in bands until I gave it up. do to the drugs and all the crazy ass people sex drugs and rock n roll you know the old saying had kids and all that had to go.  .My dad was a pianist so music is in my blood. SO I WRITE POETRY IN MY SPAR TIME. I also played semipro baseball for a few years. now that aim older and that aim a Coach now but still young @ hart. Still put the pads on here and there, And the gloves. I Finlay gave up my football team. Did not have anytime for it, And this players this days ain't like when I was playing. No commitment this days. And you know what aim a good pool player and darts. but I just don;t go out much anymore. I try to ,But it is just the time. I spend with my fighters it takes alot out of me

 The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.  

 

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered  
in another raceand it won again.

 

 

The local paper read:

 

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered  
the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.  

 

 

The next day the local paper headline read:  

 

BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor  
to get rid of the donkey.  

 

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.  

 

 

The local paper, hearing of the news,

 

Posted the following headline:  

 

NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.  

 

 

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey  
so she sold it to a farmer for $10.  

 

The next day the headlines read:  

 

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.  

 

 

The next day the headlines read:

 

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS  

IS WILD AND FREE.



Alas ... The Bishop was buried the next day.

MORAL OF THE STORY???    

 

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you
much grief and misery and even shorten your life.  

 

So, be yourself and enjoy life.  

 

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.

YOU HAVE TO BELIVE IN YOUR DREAMS, AND YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD ON WHAT YOU BELIVE IN, NOTHING IN THIS EARTH IS GIVEN TO YOU. SO YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD FOR IT, AND YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE! COACH EMILIO LEDEZMA

VE TO WORK FOR IT! COACH EMILIO LEDEZMA