One of Bonk's best friends and protégé is Ali G. A charismatic wannabe thug and a caveman being homies? That usually has the same remote chance as one of Olsen twins befriending half a Ritz cracker. Everyone would stare in shock, and try to deny their existence. Normally these two individuals would be hazed upon for not having an IQ the size of Paris Hilton's waist, let alone her weight. This er, defect, is the sole reason for their innovation; modern slang. The term "slang" is actually derived from the word "swing," which Bonk cannot pronounce correctly. As a matter of fact, he cannot pronounce anything correctly aside from dude. Ali G knows what sounds hip and if he believes the new word can be beat boxed repeatedly it's going to be hip.  This is an old photo of Bonk teaching Ali G how to actually give "rocks," which Ali G later started calling "props". Bonk doesn't mind the new found stardom that Ali G is enjoying, and in fact feels proud that he has helped Ali, and more importantly society in a positive way.

                Ryan Seacrest and Dick Clark hosted the 2006 New Year's Eve party. The only one to not get the memo was Bonk, who abruptly attacked Ryan Seacrest after what witnesses call an "offensive" expression. Bonk, wearing his annual Dick Clark caveman gear, was angered that Seacrest did not greet Bonk in the same fashion as Dick Clark does. Mr.Clark and Bonk would bump heads and follow that by binging an eight ounce sirloin. Seacrest on the other hand, looked at the steak in disgust and at Bonk in disbelief, which led to the altercation. To make matters worse, Bonk was quickly escorted out by security in front of live television. After this incident, sales of Bonk's virtual console game on the Wii have skyrocketed. Seacrest on the other hand, doesn't know whether the punch hurt more or his flop of a talk show On- Air with Ryan Seacrest.

Due to his success on Wii's VC, Bonk was recently invited by a home make over show to inject some of his retro style into a room. The producers loved it. In contrast, the owner of the home was in shock to realize that there was a hole in the wall. "The producers told me that they were going to bring me closer to nature. I was expecting a window, not a crack that leads to Middle Earth. I can't complain too much, the rest of the room is sweet. It's still better than a free t-shirt."

When Bonk was asked what he was trying to accomplish, he gave a simple and inventive answer that is unheard of in interior design circles. "I was tryin' to makes it half jungle, half cave, and half room dude."

Wazup dudes!! Da PS3 came outs n Japan lass week. Iz wonted onez butt da linez iz 2 long. So I pay a guy 5 hole yen and ramen. He waz coo wit it, buttz the weatha waznt. Its rained. A lot.  I gotz my PS3, but peoplz is crazy. I had to run 2 keepz my PS3 away frum da rain and peoplez. Iz def worth it.

Me friendz Bomberman n Higgins surprized mee at Chili'z and tolds me I'm comin 2 da Wii! Dey notz onlee gotz mee a multen chocalate cake but dey gots mee a Wii as well. I wants to thank eurbody 4 der suppurt.

     Wuzup dudes!!! B4 I looze my attension I needz to tell u bout King Drool. I migh be da 1 burnin through scenes  but hes the one blowin all the fire on and off the camera. Man hes jus 1 of the wors peeps to wrks wit dude!!! ull undastan, jus looks belo.

sup guys and gals!!!  im chillin like a villain and ive got something wicked cool 4 u all!  my new game Bonks Return is comin out on mobile soon, so i felt like tellin a story 2 let u know what the deal is!!  its set back in prehistoric times a little while after i beat up drool 4 the 1st time, so get ready 4 a wild time!

my story starts with the sun comin up like it always does and shining light in my eyes.  trying 2 sleep with the sun in my eyes sucks, so i finally gave up and stumbled out of my cave.  i yawned loud enough 2 scare away the birds cuz im hardcore like that and rubbed my eyes sleepily.  i grumbled about how i coulda used another hour of sleep but it wuz 2 late 2 be worryin about that now.  i stretched all my muscles real good and checked out my turf the forest. figured it wuz gonna be another borin day just like yesterday but at least it wuz nice out!

i walked down 2 the nearby river 2 wash my face and thought about what 2 eat 4 breakfast.   scared off the birds with my yawn. the bear sounded good but it wuz the wrong season 4 good bear meat, and i just had pig yesterday.  when i got closer 2 the river i saw a fish leap out of the water and rubbed my hands together.  mmmm FISH!!!  breaking into a run i dashed over and jumped into the water with a huge splash.  it wuz quiet 4 awhile but that  went away when i came up, biting and wrestling with a fish bigger than me!

lemme tell u, that fish wuz a hell of a meal!  i ate so much all i wanted 2 do wuz sack out in the shade. i fell asleep right away and the campfire i used 2 cook the fish went out a little while later.  i wuz in such a deep sleep that i didnt see a pair of eyes watching my every move from the forest.

thats all i have 4 u all right now, but stay tuned and ill tell u more of my story laterz!!!