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Wednesday, August 30, 2006 

Category: Parties and Nightlife

When 83-year-old New York-native Frances Levine could not attend her grandson's graduation from the University a year ago, she made it a point to visit campus this year. "I try to visit all the colleges of my grandchildren," Levine explains.

With plans to visit her granddaughter, LSA sophomore Allie Levine, Frances's son Murray Levine arranged for her to visit the University Nov. 12 and attend the Michigan football game against Indiana. As the Levine family made their way from Allie's Delta Phi Epsilon sorority house to Michigan Stadium, Allie warned her grandmother about the party-heavy atmosphere and the drinking that goes on during a Football Saturday in Ann Arbor. Frances found out first-hand when her group stopped at 914 State St., the apartment building known for its three-story beer bong.

Many students were standing around the bong, a large funnel at the top, followed by nearly 30 feet of tubing. Few students were attempting the beer bong and those who did were getting drenched in beer. But Frances decided to give it a chance.

"My mother got closer and closer and said 'I think I'm going to give it a try,' " Murray said.

Frances said her family was baffled by her curiosity and interest in the college tradition. "They said, 'You can't do this!' and I said 'Why not?' "

Meanwhile, in apartment 301, Engineering seniors Tom Korycinski and Gary Ventimiglia, along with their friends, were manning the beer bong on the balcony. Korycinski and Ventimiglia, who live across the hall, had inherited the beer bong and the key to the empty apartment from the residents before them.

Murray asked one of the students controlling the beer bong if he would lend his coat to Frances so she would not get covered in beer like those who had gone befor her. Frances requested that the guys put just a little beer in the bong. According to Korycinski, he usually uses two 16-ounce cups of beer for each person, but for Frances, he gave her just one 12-ounce beer.

When Frances started to do the beer bong, students in the vicinity erupted in excitement and enthusiasm. "They were yelling 'Go, go, go, go, go!' " Murray said. "The guy with the jacket slapped her five and all," Allie added.

Frances enjoyed herself just as much as those around her. "I loved it. I felt great. I felt young - not that I feel that old," Frances said. She especially enjoyed the response she got from the students. "I loved the kids cheering me on."

"On a day like that - to see her hit it was pretty amazing," Korycinski said.

In fact, Frances became a bit of a local celebrity that day. After the game while she was waiting for Murray to get the car, she was immediately recognized by a group of guys. "They said, 'you're the woman who did the three-story beer bong!' " Frances recalled.

Frances said the best part of the entire experience was the enthusiasm and cheers of the students. "I love everything about the kids. I want them to drink less, but I guess that's a little old fashioned."

click here for UMICH Daily source article

Monday, August 21, 2006 

For anyone who cares: PublicDump has 2 (maybe even 3 at this point) unreleased albums NOT INCLUDING the highly anticipated GREATEST SHITS album! So sometime in the next year (yeah we said that 3 years ago) we'll finish at least one new album and release it to mass critical acclaim.

 

ALSO: recently our drummer Gutslitter tore a ligament in his ankle, so our 2006 intergalactic mega-tour is going to have to be postponed! Stand by as we make plans for a 2007 inter-planetary tour featuring hot babes all over our nuts and fucking on every stage of every show we play at in just about every city on earth. even the small villages in 3rd world countries where titties hang freely as standard fashion.

Thursday, April 13, 2006 

this picture is an amazing composition....  we have three states of a
toilet stall, "closed door" on left, "open door/lid-up" in the middle,
and "open door/lid-down" on the right

i suppose there is room for other states, such as the bowl being either
clean water, piss, poop, some combination of those, TP or not, state of
poop (solid, loose, floating, sunk), other stuff you find in a public toilet

this is all fucking amazing

 

the first quantum number for the public dump, is "S" which is
the state of the stall door, which we will assign two states 0 and 1,
for closed and open.  the second quantum # for the PD is "L" which is
the state of the lid, 0 and 1, down and up.  then the next number will
be "C" for the toilet contents, 0 for clean water, and many numbers 1+
representing the possible contents of the toilet.  depending on the C,
there may be other quantum numbers representing the states of those
contents on a per-content basis.

the relationships between S, L, and C are that if S=0, then the states
of L and C cannot be determined (except possibly in special C
circumstances, like some value of C which has relative odor value), when
S=1, then the state of L can be determined, but if L=0, then C cannot be
determined except in circumstances already mentioned.  Toilet flushing
is representing as resetting C to a value of 0.  If a measurement of C
is taken following a flush and is determined to be non-zero, it may be
due some subsequent characteristic of C (such as turd size for instance)
which prevents a successful flushing event, but may also be due to a
shitty flush mechanism, poor plumbing, or some other fault in the flush
action.  I suppose there should be a flush meachanism state, "F", which
0=out of order and 1=working and some value between 0 and 1 which might
be a probability factor, closre to 0 would be higher failure rate, for
isntance.  however, it's on-integer values are not technically quantum,
so calling F a quantum number might not be allowable

 

FUCKING QUANTUM PUBLIC DUMP PHYSICS