She was waiting at the station.
He was getting off the train.
He didn't have a ticket so he had to bump through the barriers again.
Well the ticket inspector saw him rushing through,
He said "girl you don't know how much I missed you but we'd better run cos I haven't got the funds to pay this fine."
She said "fine."

Well so they ran out of the station and jumped onto a bus
With two of yesterday's travel cards and two bottles of Bud,
And he said "you look well nice."
Well she was wearing a skirt
And he thought she looked nice
And yeah, she didn't really care about anything else
Because she only wanted him to think that she looked nice,
And he did.

But he was looking at her, yeah all funny in the eye.
She said "come on boy tell me what you're thinking, now don't be shy."
He said alright, "I'll try.
All the stars up in the sky and the leaves in the trees,
All the broken bits that make you jump up and grassy bits in between.
All the matter in the world is how much I like you."

She said "what?"
He said "let me try and explain again.

"Right, birds can fly so high, or they can shit on your head,
Yeah, they can almost fly into your eye and make you feel so scared.
But when you look at them, and you see that they're beautiful, that's how i feel about you.
Right birds can fly so high and they can shit on your head,
Yeah they can almost fly into your eye and make you feel well scared.
But when you look at them, and you see that they're beautiful, that's how i feel about you.
Yeah thats how i feel about you."

She said "what?"
He said "you."
She said "what are you talking about?"
He said "you. "

Right birds can fly so high or they can shit on your head
Yeah they can almost fly into your eye and make you feel so scared.
But when you look at them, and you see that they're beautiful, that's how i feel about you.
Right birds can fly so high or they can shit on your head,
Yeah they can almost fly into your eye and make you feel well scared.
But when you look at them, and you see that they're beautiful, that's how i feel about you.
Right, thats how i feel about you.

She said "thanks, I like you too."
He said "cool."

I had a barbecue, we ate and drank all night long :)

The first burger

Ayden

Garry & Peter's firs gay pose of the day

We wondered if the hole a the bottom would do anything. It dripped fat and grease for hours.

Hazel & Ayden

Ayden & Anthony

Corinne, the biggest poser ever, pretending she doesn't like photos of herself

Anthony

Peter & me, don't I look amused

Anthony spatula-face

Garry & Peter

MoffMoffMoffMoff

Yeah....

Peter with my green fluffy hoody and Garry with my lab coat and snow goggles. I really do think these two are gay. With each other.

Fire :)

Burgers & Bacon :)

Aahhh young love :)

Steve's friends

Langusting? Meh idk what they're called. Large prawn type things.

Yuk.

Corinne, Steve, Ayden, Anthony, Peter, Garry, Hazel

YukYukYuk

Me & my bestest friend :)

Anthony's new friend

Prawns & charcoal, yuk

The smoke got too much for some people.

Garry

Peter

Steve keeping the flames going

Roar

Ayden, me and my big fat face

Steve likes fire

Marshmallows

Hedgehog fire

I like fire photos :)

Potato man!

From Aviemore a couple of months ago.

I tried to post all these ages ago but it would never work :(

Haha i don't usually take photos of dog turd but this was possibly the funniest thing ever. Yes, this is what the people of Langbank spend their time doing. They may laugh at me for taking photos of shite, BUT THEY PUT SIGNS IN IT!!!!

what the fuck.

Was a class gig :)

I don't know which of these two I like better

or which of these two

Yes I am aware I look like an idiot here but so, he looks funnier :)

Haha you can so tell I get more drunk towards the end.

Snow days justify buying a waterproof digital camera.

I think I'm a photographer cos I play about with it haha I'm an idiot. But I love snow :)

Oh, oh, I just remembered something funny. I just called somebody a turd and remembered this....

Louise: you're just a big turd
Craig: what's the difference between a poo and a turd?
Louise: well a poo's like wee and cute cos it's what wee children call it and a turd's just a big stinkin heap of shite
Craig: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha how can poo be cute? hahahahahahahahahhahahaha *squeal* hahahahahahahahhahaha etc.    

I really wish that last one there of the holly turned out better than it did :(

So as the title suggests, me, Sam & William went a wee trip today to expand our general knowledge and become more cultural.

I took a few photos....

William's new bird

a dinosaur!!

a reindeer?

me and a bear

some coral i think

a highland cow? possibly

2 big deer.

me and a very dead horse

a monkey

a big giraffe!!

a big elephant!!

this was just loads of wee photos and sheets of paper but i thought it'd make a class photo

william and sam at the top of the stairs

the view from the top

knights and horses

sam doesn't listen when you tell her you gotta stand still when not usin the flash

and again

a polar bear!

idiot

some statue, take note of the lighting, it's class :)

don't you think this looks like the head that was in art attack? i do

all the heads taken from the balcony

side angle of heads

random statue #1

random statue #2

william, yam, willum, the general, whatever you wanna call him

big massive organ!

sam and her new man

view from the opposite balcony

organ again, i like organs

lou and new friend #1

lou and new friend #2

a lamb?

william squarin up to the bear lmao, not gonna happen

a big pair of glasses

abstract

outside in the dark

So we got on the bus to Glasgow.

Nice pre-alcohol photo

Not so nice post-alcohol photos

Then we got champagne and it was yucky.

We met some nice boys. As we usually do :)

We also met this crazy character, no idea who it is :|

Then we had a wee sleepover at Ayden's, was incredibly romantic ;)

Me and Corinne went back into Glasgow the following day to get her ears stretched and to get me a jumper and sparkly tights. Below are some examples of her wonderful photography skills.

And so, was an enjoyable weekend for all involved :)

1. What's your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Would you date me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If you had me for 30 mins wat would you do?
9. What was your first impression of me?
10. Do you still think the same?
11. What reminds you of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do you know me?
14. What do you like best about me?
15. Ever wanted to tell me something you could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. Are you gonna put this on your blog and see wat i say bout you?
19. Anything to say before you go?

Louise is my _______.
I ________ Louise.
Louise is ________.
Louise thinks a lot about _______.
When I think of Louise I think of ________.
I think Louise should _____.
Louise needs ______.
If i had 1 wish me and Louise would _____.
If I could describe Louise in one word, it would be _______.
Louise has a cute ________.
Louise will never _____.
Together me & Louise _____.
I _____ Louise because_______________.
Louise deserves __________.