texas sucks major ass.  i'm not usually a judgemental person, but i fucking hate this state.

i've never been to a state, where traffic fatalities are just a way of life.  these people, drive like, FUCKING IDIOTS.  the speed limit posted is 60, and these assholes are flowing with traffic at 80+mph.  not only is it dangerous and scary, but in texas, its also legal to talk on your fucking cell phone while you drive.  so while normal people are going the speedlimit (give or take 5 mph)  there are idiots flying around you, going 90 mph, completely oblivious to the fact that they are even DRIVING, because they're on their cell phones.   Its pretty sad that ft. hood has a billboard that reads "it has been __ days since our last traffic fatality." 

i've also never seen a state so fucking full of themselves.  nowhere else have i seen people with bumper stickers, and flags on their vehicles advertising what state they are from except for fucking texas.  Seriously, your license plate lets me know what state you're from.  i dont need a bumper sticker, a flag, and a decal to let me know that you're from texas. 
and what the fuck, there are cutouts in the shape of this state on every fucking overpass.  big stars (hence, the "lone star state") all over the place. 
texas even has "texas edition"  and "lonestar edition" vehicles.  are you kidding me.  hey, to anyone who buys a "texas edition" car, you're a fucking idiot.  its the exact SAME thing as the regular model, but with a shiny badge that says "texas"  that you probably paid $5,000 extra for. 
not to mention that the people here actually decorate their HOUSES with texas shit.  on my UPS route, i deliver to these people who have 5...i said FIVE texas stars on their house, a wooden bench painted in a texas motif, a dinner bell hanging by their door that says TEXAS, and even texas shaped rocks in their garden.  oh, and everyone here also feels they need to let you know that they are either Longhorns or TA&M fans.  they even spray paint the shit on the curb next to their house numbers.
"HEY WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!  GUESS WHICH COLLEGE SPORTS TEAM I LIKE?  THE LONGHORNS...GOOOO LONGHORNS! OH AND HEY, JUST IN CASE YOU HAD NO IDEA WHERE YOU ARE, WE'RE IN TEXAS!! JUST LOOK AT ALL THE TEXAS BULLSHIT I'VE DECORATED MY HOUSE WITH??"
i also dont need to know which food items are "texas favorites" when i go out to eat.  knowing that a certian dish is a favorite of the people in this state makes me NOT want it.   GET OVER YOURSELVES.

also, when i'm shopping at wal-fucking-mart, i really just want to get my shit and get out.  that means, if you make eye contact with me, you dont have to fucking smile and say hello, and act like we're besties and ask me "hi, how are you?"  like you care.  you dont fucking know me and i dont want to know you.  get it?  and when i'm standing in the checkout line, please respect my personal space.  like, my 3 ft bubble?  yeah, only here do people literally stand so close that you can smell their fucking breath.  DONT TOUCH ME.

and you know what i hate the most about texas??

ITS NOT MY HOME.  and its never gonna be.