A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate more than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and go see movies.

F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if you can even stand to look at her.

G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.

H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, you figure it out.

I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.

J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.

K
stands for Kill.

L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties.

L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.

M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.

N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't move very much, did she?

O
is for On top. When on top she has another O word.

P
is for Pill. She said she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing you for a few hundred bucks a month.

Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.

R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it.

S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.

T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured you with the truth. She also tortured you with lies.

U
is for Understatement. Saying you hate that bitch is an understatement.

V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason you were dating her in the first place.

W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.

X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.

Y
stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.

Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what you got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"

.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to you about taking what P stands for. It also means you won't get any for a week.

If you are 16-yrs-old, a sexual relationship with someone 18-23 is legal in Florida.
The two persons involved must be between 16 and 24.
Florida Statute 794.05
(1) A person 24 years of age or older who engages in sexual activity with a person 16 or 17 years of age commits a felony of the second degree.

Edit: The above answer is a little confusing. The persons involved are between their 16th and 24th birthdays. The age of the two persons involved are 16 to 23.

So as soon as you turn 16 you are able to have sexual relations. And you can have sexual relations with a minor (under 18) until your 24th birthday.

KANTO-JOHTO 1-251

1 Bulbasaur = Bulb + Dinosaur
2 Ivysaur = Ivy + Dinosaur
3 Venusaur = Venus (Fly Trap) + Dinosaur
4 Charmander = Char + Salamander
5 Charmeleon = Char + Cameleon
6 Charizard = Char + Lizard
7 Squirtle = Squirt + Turtle
8 Wartortle = A type of turtle
9 Blastoise = Blast + Tortise
10 Caterpie = Catterpillar
11 Metapod = Metamorphosis + Pod
12 Butterfree = Butterfly + Free
13 Weedle = Weevil + Wheedle
14 Kakuna = Cacoon + Hakuna Mutatta
15 Beedrill = Bee + Drill
16 Pidgey = Pigeon + Baby
17 Pidgeotto = Pigeon + ???
18 Pidgeot = Pigeon + Aught (Think bar none)
19 Rattata = Rat + the sound of a gun (tattatatta)
20 Raticate = Rat + Eraticate
21 Spearow = Sparrow + Spear
22 Fearow = Sparrow + Fear
23 Ekans = snake spelled backwards
24 Arbok = Cobra misspelled backward
25 Pikachu = Pika is spark in Nihongo and Chu is a rodent
26 Raichu = Rai is Nihongo for high voltage and Chu is a rodent
27 Sandshrew = Sand + Shrew
28 Sandslash = Sand + Slash
29 Nidoran F = Nido is Nihongo for twin and Ran is Nihongo for Rabbit
30 Nidorina = Nido is Nihongo for twin + Ballerina
31 Nidoqueen = Nido is Nihongo for twin + Queen (Reminds me of Nido Quenon the philosopher)
32 Nidoran M = Nido is Nihongo for twin and Ran is Nihongo for Rabbit
33 Nidorino = Nido is Nihongo for twin + Ballerina masculinacized (I made my own word)
34 Nidoking = Nido is Nihongo for twin + King
35 Clefairy = Clef + Fairy
36 Clefable = Clef + Fable
37 Vulpix = Vulcan + Pixie (and six)
38 Ninetales = Nine + Tales or tails
39 Jigglypuff = Jiggly + Puff
40 Wigglytuff = Wiggly + Tuft
41 Zubat = Zoo + Bat
42 Golbat = Gall + Bat
43 Oddish = Odd + Raddish
44 Gloom = Gloom + Bloom
45 Vileplume = Vile + Plume
46 Paras = Paracite
47 Parasect = Paracite + Insect
48 Venonat = Venom + Gnat
49 Venomoth = Venom + Moth
50 Diglett = Dig + Piglet
51 Dugtrio = Dug + Trio
52 Meowth = Meow
53 Persian = A type of cat
54 Psyduck = Psychic + Duck
55 Golduck = Gold + Duck
56 Mankey = Monkey + Pranky
57 Primape = Primal + Ape
58 Growlithe = Growl + Lithe
59 Arcanine = Arson + Bark + Canine
60 Poliwag = Poliwog + Wag
61 Poliwhirl = Poliwog + Whirl
62 Poliwrath = Poliwog + Wrath
63 Abra = Abrakadabra
64 Kadabra = Abrakadabra
65 Alakazam = Alakazam (That's a stretch...)
66 Machop = Macho + Chop
67 Machoke = Macho + Choke
68 Machamp = Macho + Champ
69 Bellsprout = Blue Bells + Sprout
70 Weepinbell = Weeping willow + Blue bell
71 Victreebell = Victory + Tree + Blue Bell
72 Tentacool = Tentacle + Cool
73 Tentacruel = Tentacle + Cruel
74 Geodude = Geod + Dude
75 Graveler = Gravel + Traveler
76 Golem = A stone creature made by magic
77 Ponyta = Pony + Bonita (cute in Espanol)
78 Rapidash = Rapid + Dash
79 Slowpoke = Slowpoke (Big reference...)
80 Slowbro = Slow + Brother
81 Magnemite = Magnet + Mite
82 Magneton = Magnet + Ton
83 Farfetch'd = Farfetched
84 Doduo = Dodo + Duo
85 Dodrio = Dodo + Trio
86 Seel = Seal
87 Dewgong = A type of seal
88 Grimer = Grime + Slimer
89 Muk = Muck
90 Shelder = Shell
91 Cloyster = Clam + Oyster
92 Gastly = Ghastly
93 Haunter = Hawnter
94 Gengar = ???
95 Onix = Onyx
96 Drowzee = Drowsy
97 Hypno = Hypnotize
98 Krabby = Crab + Crabby
99 Kingler = King + Grappler
100 Voltorb = Volt + Orb
101 Electrode = Electrode
102 Exeggcute = Execute + Egg
103 Exeggutor = Executor + Egg
104 Cubone = Cube + Bone
105 Marowak = Marrow + Whack
106 Hitmonlee = Hitman + Bruce Lee
107 Hitmonchan = Hitman + Jackie Chan
108 Likitung = Licking + Tongue
109 Koffing = Coughing
110 Weezing = Wheezing
111 Rhyhorn = Rhinoceros + Horn
112 Rhydon = Rhinoceros + Don (as in wear)
113 Chansey = Chancy
114 Tangela = Tangle
115 Kangaskahn = Kangaroo + Genghis Khan
116 Horsea = Seahorse
117 Seadra = Sea + Dragon
118 Goldeen = Goldfish + Queen
119 Seaking = Sea + King
120 Staryu = Starfish + You
121 Starmie = Starfish + Me
122 Mr. Mime = Mister + Mime
123 Scyther = Scythe
124 Jynx = Jinx
125 Electabuzz = Electrical + Buzz
126 Magmar = Magma
127 Pinsir = Pincir
128 Tauros = Taurus
129 Magikarp = Magic + Carp
130 Gyarados = Gyro + Dos
131 Lapras = Lap + Rest
132 Ditto = Ditto
133 Eevee = Evolution
134 Vaporeon = Vapor + Eon
135 Jolteon = Jolt + Eon
136 Flareon = Flare + Eon
137 Porygon = Poligon
138 Omanyte = Omanite
139 Omastar = Omanite + Star
140 Kabuto = Kabuto (how original)
141 Kabutops = Kabuto + Tops
142 Aerodactyl = Aero + Pteridactyl
143 Snorlax = Snore + Relax
144 Articuno = Arctic + Uno
145 Zapdos = Zap + Dos
146 Moltres = Molten + Tres
147 Dratini = Dragon + Tiny
148 Dragonair = Dragon + Air
149 Dragonite = Dragon + Night
150 Mewtwo = Mew + Two
151 Mew = Mew
152 Chikorita = Chick + Senorita
153 Bayleef = Basil + Leaf
154 Meganium = Mega + Geranium
155 Cyndaquil = Cinder + Quill
156 Quilava = Quill + Lava
157 Typhlosion = Typhoon + Explosion
158 Totodile = Toto + Crocodile
159 Croconaw = Crocodile + Gnaw
160 Feraligatr = Feral + Alligator
161 Sentret = Sentry + Ferret
162 Furret = Fur + Ferret
163 Hoot-Hoot = Hoot
164 Noctowl = Nocturnal + Owl
165 Ledyba = Labybug with a quick translation from Rediba due to the fact that it was featured befor the game came out.
166 Ledian = Ladybug with a quick translation from Redian due to the fact that Ledy ba was featured before the game came out.
167 Spinarak = Spin + Aracnid
168 Ariados = I don't know but the Japanese name is Ariadosu so it probably has significance Nihongo.
169 Crobat = Cromagnon + Bat
170 Chinchao = ???
171 Lanturn = Lantern
172 Pichu = shortened from Pika + Chu
173 Cleffa = Clef + Shortened Fairy
174 Igglybuff = shortened Jiggly + Buff
175 Togepi = ??? Same as Nihongo
176 Togetic = ??? Same as Nihongo
177 Natu = ???
178 Xatu = ???
179 Mareep = Merry + Sheep
180 Flaafy = Fluffy
181 Ampharos = Ampere + Pharos (Pharos is a lighthouse in egypt)
182 Sunflora = Sun + Floral
183 Marill = ??? It was a quick change in the name because Marill was featured before the game.
184 Azumarill = Azure + Marill (whatever that means)
185 Sudowoodo = Pseudo + Wood
186 Politoed = Poliwog + Toad + Toe
187 Hoppip = Hop + Tulip
188 Skiploom = Skip + Plume + Bloom
189 Jumpluff = Jump + Fluff
190 Aipom = Ape + Palm
191 Sunkern = Sun + Kernal
192 Sunflora = Sunflower + Floral
193 Yanma = ??? Shortented from its Nihongo name, Yanaynma...
194 Wooper = ??? Same as Nihongo (I guess it would help if I could ever figure out what it is)
195 Quagsire = Quagmire + Sire
196 Espeon = E.S.P. (ExtraSensoryPreception) + Eon
197 Umbreon = Umbra + Eon
198 Murkrow = Murky + Crow
199 Slowking = Slow + King
200 Misdreavus = Mischievous + Dream
201 Unown = Unknown
202 Wobbuffet = Wobble + Buffet (a barrage not a table of food)
203 Girafarig = Giraffe
204 Pineco = Pinecone
205 Forretress = Forest + Fortress
206 Dunsparce = Dune + Sparce
207 Gligar = Glide + ??? Same as Nihongo
208 Steelix = Steel + Onyn
209 Snubble = Snob + Pitbull
210 Granbull = Grand + Pitbull
211 Quilfish = Quill + Fish
212 Scizor = Scissor
213 Shuckle = Schuck + Suckle
214 Heracross = ??? Same as Nihongo
215 Sneasel = Sneeze + Weasel
216 Teddyursa = Teddy Bear + Ursa (Latin for Bear)
217 Ursaring = Ursa + Ring
218 Slugma = Slug + Magma
219 Macargo = Magma + Cargo
220 Swinub = Swine + Nub (Meaning small)
221 Piloswine = Pillow + Swine
222 Corsola = Corsol + Solar
223 Remoraid = Remorse + Raid
224 Octillery = Octapus + Artillery
225 Delibird = Delivery + Bird
226 Mantine = Manta + Marine
227 Skarmory = Sky + Armory
228 Houndour = Hound + Dire
229 Houndoom = Hound + Doom
230 Kingdra = King + Dragon
231 Phanpy = Elephant + Baby
232 Donphan = Don (wearing) + Elephant
233 Porygon 2 = Poligon "The Sequel"
234 Stantler = Stomp + Antler
235 Smeargle = Smear + Burgle
236 Tyrogue = Tyro (means apprentice) + Rogue (loner)
237 Hitmontop = Hitman + Top (the toy)
238 Smoochum = Smooch + Them
239 Elekid = Electric + Kid
240 Magby = Magma + Baby
241 Miltank = Milk + Tank
242 Blissey = Bliss + Chancy
243 Raikou = Rai + Kou is Nihongo for star... I got nothing.
244 Entei = ??? Same as Nihongo
245 Suicune = ??? Same as Nihongo
246 Larvitar = Larva
247 Pupitar = Pupid
248 Tyranitar = Tyrant
249 Lugia = See Pokémom's post
250 Ho-oh = Houou is Nihongo for Pheonix
251 Celebi = ??? Same as Nihongo

HOENN (Not in the completely right order)

Treecko = tree + gecko
Grovyle = grove + reptile
Sceptile = sceptor or forceps + reptile
Torchic = torch + chick
Combusken = combust + chicken

Blaziken = blaz(e/ing) + chicken
Mudkip = mud + skip (or mudskipper, a kind of fishie)
Marshtomp = march/marsh + stomp
Swampert = swamp + rampart
Poochyena = poochy + hyena

Mightyena = mighty + hyena
Zigzagoon = zig-zag + raccoon
Linoone = line + raccoon
Wurmple = worm + apple
Silcoon = silk + cocoon

Beautifly = beautiful + butterfly (I would have never guessed)
Cascoon = cast/casket + cocoon
Dustox = dust + toxic
Lotad = lotus + tadpole
Lombre = the Spanish word "hombre" actually means "man", which makes sense because the Pokedex says that it looks like a human child...

Ludicolo = a play on "Rudicolo" the spanish word for rediculous
Seedot = seed + dot
Nuzleaf = nuzzle + leaf
Shiftry = shift + tree

Nincada = ninja + cicada
Ninjask = ninja + mask
Shedinja = shed + ninja
Taillow = tail + swallow
Swellow = swell + swallow (Or the Swallow bird I'm sure this is right though)

Shroomish = mushroom + ish (like a shroom)
Breloom = umbrella + mushroom
Spinda = spin + panda
Wingull = wing + seagull

Pelipper = pelican + flipper
Surskit = surface + skit
Masquerain = masquerade + rain
Wailmer = whale + wail + mermaid
Wailord = whale + wail + lord

Skitty = skittish + kitty
Delcatty = delicate + cat + kitty
Kecleon = romanization of its japanese name, Kakureon; that name comes from kakureru (to conceal oneself) + chameleon
Baltoy = balance/baltic + toy
Claydol = clay + doll

Nosepass = nose + compass
Torkoal = torch/tortoise + coal
Sableye = sable + eye
Barboach = barb + loach
Whiscash = whisker + catfish

300 Luvdisc = love + disk
Corphish = core + crayfish
Crawdaunt = crawdad + daunt
Feebas = feeble + bass
Milotic = ???

Carvanha = carve + piranha
Sharpedo = shark + torpedo
Trapinch = trap + pinch
Vibrava = vibrate + ???
Flygon = fly(ing) + dragon

Makuhita = a rank you can achive through Sumo Wrestling
Hariyama = a rank you can achive through Sumo Wrestling
Electrike = electric + strike
Manectric = mane + electric
Numel = numb + camel

Camerupt = camel + erupt
Spheal = sphere + seal
Sealeo = seal + leo
Walrein = walrus + rein/rain/reign
Cacnea = cactus + ???

Cacturne = cactus + nocturne
Snorunt = snow + runt
Glalie = glacier + ???
Lunatone = lunar (moon) + stone
Solrock = solar (sun) + rock

Azurill = azure + rill
Spoink = spring + oink
Grumpig = grum or grumpy + pig
Plusle = plus
Minun = minus (this one has better stats but they still both suck)

Mawile = maw + wil(e/y)
Meditite = meditate (Spelled funny. XD)
Medicham = meditate + champion
Swablu = swab + blue
Altaria = altitude + aria

Wynaut = derived from the phrase "why not?"
Duskull = dusk + skull
Dusclops = dusk + cyclops
Roselia = rose + camelia (kind of flower)
Slakoth = slack + sloth

Vigoroth = vigorous + sloth
Slaking = slack + king
Gulpin = gulping (minus the g)
Swalot = swallow + a lot
Tropius = tropical + brontosaurus

Chimecho = chime + echo
Whismur = whisper + murmur
Loudred = loud + red/dread
Exploud = explode + loud
Clamperl = clamp + pearl

Huntail = hunt + tail
Gorebyss = gore + abyss
Absol = the absence of Sol (basically the opposite of the sun)
Shuppet = shame + puppet
Banette = banshee + marionette

Seviper = sever + viper
Zangoose = zany + mongoose
Relicanth = relic + coelacanth (an ancient fish, found recently off the coast of Madagascar)
Aron = iron
Lairon = lair + iron

Aggron = aggressive + iron
Castform = form + forecast
Volbeat = volt + beat
Illumise = illuminate
Lilleep = lilly + weep

Cradily = crawl/cradle + lilly
Anorith = armor + monolith
Armaldo = armor + armadillo
Ralts = anagram of "relates" (it relates to its trainer's feelings)

Kirlia = derived from Kirlian photography, developed by Seymon Kirlian, to photograph the magnetic force each of us gives off (1939)
Gardevoir = devoir (to have to) + guard
Bagon = bang (it bangs its head against rocks (dotdotdot>,>)) + dragon
Shelgon = shell + dragon
Salamence = salamander + commence

Beldum = =dumbbell= cut in half and then reversed
Metang = metal + tang (meaning "point")
Metagross = metal + gross
Regirock = rock + regicide (to kill a king)

Regice = ice + regicide (to kill a king)
Registeel = steel + regicide (to kill a king)
Kyogre = Kai (meaning God) + Orca (whale)
Groudon = ground + don (means mastadon)
Rayquaza = directly romanized versions of their Japanese names

Latias = directly romanized versions of their Japanese names
Latios = directly romanized versions of their Japanese names
Jirachi = Russian word for "wish"
Deoxys = deoxyribonucleic + s

SINNOH (Sometime later)

Have you ever felt that feeling whenever you see someone, you freeze and your heart starts to beat so fast and you have to hold on to something so you wouldn't fall? Sometimes when they talk to you, do you utter stupid words and end up embarrassing yourself? It's not that you want it, but just the presence of that person makes your heart beat faster and slower at the same time. Would you be brave and admit your feelings? What if it's simply not meant to be, do you give up? Or keep trying and end up with nothing? Well, that's love. Its irony speaks, but you got to take risks to get answers. When you meet someone and you gradually fall in love with that person, try to express your love to her because every moment you wasted would be equal to tons of regret in the end. Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they are gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry they won't hear you anymore.

The love you can't have lasts the longest, feels the strongest and hurts the most. It's so hard pretending to be friends with someone special when every time you look at that person it just hurts even more knowing that all you see is ultimately everything that you want but you can't have. Isn't it stupid when you say, "no, I don't love that person anymore." But still, when the memories are refresh and that person become visible again in your life. You'll stare and say, "Damn it! Why can't I forget you?" So each time I see you, I say to myself, "I moved on." Each time you smile at me, I say to myself, "yeah, were just friends!" But every time you look at me, I end up saying, "Shit! It's so hard to pretend!" It's hard to love someone who is not serious enough. Time would give you chances to talk, chances to be together and chances to share. See how it hurts?! You only have chances, just chances.

A heartbreak isn't as loud as a bomb exploding. Sometimes it can be as quiet as a feather falling and the most painful thing is no one really hears it except you. You can handle the pain that you feel and make others believe that you can move on. But you can never deny the truth to yourself that the person who failed and hurt you is still the person you'll choose to love. I cried so many times because of a love lost and a love I never really had. I suffered pain worse than dying. But feelings change and there's one lesson that everybody should learn in time…move on. You can't finish a book without closing its chapters. If you want to move on, then you have to leave the past as you turn the pages. Love is not destroyed by a single failure or won by a single caress. It's a lifetime venture in which we are always learning, discovering and growing. The greatest irony of love is letting go when you need to hold on and holding on when you need to let go. We lose someone we love only when we are destined to find someone else who can love us even more than we can love ourselves. Learn to appreciate the rainbow after cursing the rain. It's just like loving again after experiencing pain. Loving someone can't be proven with just the way you feel, the words you say or the things you give. If you've ignored yourself and sacrificed your own happiness for the one you love, you know what love means.