The Clettes invite you to come out and join in the marvelous frenzy that is September 21st to 23rd in Vancouver.
We'll be performing Saturday at both Pedal Fest (1pm) and the Velomutations party (10pm), but you should check everything out!
**Note the NEW locale for Saturday night party!!!**
FRI SEPT 21 2007
--> The Pornography of the Bicycle ~ 7:30pm
WISE Hall, 1882 Adanac (at Victoria)
Tickets $5-10 sliding scale. Licensed.
Lingerie encouraged.
http://bikeporntour .blogspot. com/
A night of dramatic re-enactment, tassles, and two-wheeled lovin' with the
one & only Reverend Phil of the Portland. Joined by the Creaking Planks,
rendering tunes of the boudoir helpless and quivering. Also appearing:
Mykle, author of Eyeheart Everything & Ifny, host of Pedal Revolutionary
Radio. Beer and swag will be sold to all comers. Afterglow tunes by Tom
Cee. Beer and swag will be sold to all comers. Portlandia cometh!
--> Naughty Negligee Night Ride ~ 11:00ish
Departing from the W.I.S.E. Hall
FREE!
In the tradition of the Great Nekkid Bike Ride, doff your threads and head
out into the night. See-though polyester, sequins, bits of fluff, tiaras
and tootsie rolls, bring out your naughty bits and ride Vancouver en sassy
masse! Raincoat check available.
SAT SEPT 22
--> PedalFest ~ 12-6pm
Main & 17th Ave. FREE! All-ages.
A celebration of bike arts & culture. Bike crafts/fashion, pedaling zoo,
live performances by the B:C:Clettes (1pm), Sprockettes, Brakes and Blackberry Wood.
--> Bicycle CARcass IV ~ 1:00-5:30 pm
Strathcona Park, 857 Malkin Ave (at Venables, 3 blocks west of Clark)
FREE! Vegan, Kid-friendly.
http://bicyclecarca ss.blogspot. com/
A day of bicycle battlegames and buffoonery including jousting, derbies,
blindfold races and a game of Afghan buzkashi. The Key to the City of East Vancouver is once again up for grabs, currently held by the Shawn of
Bellingham. Armour and silliness encouraged. The theme is VERMIN, in honour
of the oh-so-stanky city-wide garbage strike.
--> G'day Mate Alley Cat Race ~ 6:30pm
Race starts 6:30pm from Science World;
registration 1:00-5pm at Bicycle CARcass
Prizes to be had. Aussie-themed race, open to all forms & sizes of
pedal-powered devices.
--> VeloMutation Party ~ 9pm till 2am
$10-20, Fundraiser- please be generous!
295 w 2nd Ave-
***NOTE this is a NEW location!!!***
Party featuring live performances by the B:C:Clettes (10pm), Sprockettes,
VeloVixens, Brakes & Elemental Circus of Fire. DJs, booze, dancing.
SUNDAY SEPT 24
--> Bicycle Polo ~ high noon
Grandview Park tennis courts
http://www.bikepolo .ca/
Polo East Van style. Mallets available. BYOB.
--> Alpine Bombtastic ~ time TBA
Rendezvous spot TBA
Get on a bike & ride down a mountain. Why? Because you could.