Hey all, sorry its been a while but we’ve had alot to get through there past few months, we’ve buckled down and have been writing new material and tuning up some of our older stuff, hope you all like it when you hear it! Been working on a few covers too to shake things up abit.

There are gonna be a few changes and supprises in tore for you all this year, a new album, maybe even a tour if we ca pull our thumbs out lol!

we’d also like to say congratulations to our manager chris who tied the knot with his fiance last Saturday (April5th)

Look out for more blogs and new tunes on our myspace!

The Band!

War, famine, Chris Martin, poverty, but perhaps the worst possible thing in the world, far worse than any of the aforementioned attrocities, and that's Sheila's Wheels and their friggin' commercials.

Sorry, that just needed to be said.

So, anyway guys, how are you all?

We've been good, busy as usual.

We're going through quite a creative period right now, not just in terms of making music, but we've got lots of ideas that we're tossing around, lots of cool stuff that we'll be working on in the future, so keep your eyes and ears peeled folks!

As you can see, we've spruced up our profile a bit, we got sick of it looking like a complete shit tip, and to celebrate we've added two new tunes, 'High School' and 'Punk Rock Rebel'.

PS: Don't forget, we'll be playing at The Ruby Lounge in Manchester, This Friday August 11th. Doors open at 8pm, we go on stage around half past.

There's a few other awesome bands on, followed by a free club night, lots of cheap drinks and give aways from your best friends (i.e. us).

Til next time dudes and dudettes,

Posse Out!

PS: Ever made a cup of tea and realised when you got to the bottom that you left the tea bag in? It's gross :D

Hey folks

Been a while since we dropped by to give you the latest gossip and shenanigans from Testosterone HQ, so we gathered we'd do just that.

Somebody, to be honest we forget who, once said that "the best thing about rock 'n' roll is that even when things fuck up royally, you're still gonna have a really good time.", a phrase which more or less exactly sums up our live return last weekend at Retro Bar in Manchester.

After numerous problems and various stressful situations, all of which we're blaming on Matt (just joshin', love you dude!), we finally got on stage, did our thing and really enjoyed it. The new shit seemed to go down pretty well which was a big relief, and above all we had a great laugh, can't say fairer than that.

We're back in Manchester again next week on June 6^h, playing at  The Thirsty Scholar in Manchester. Never played their before but we're assured it's an awesome venue and we can't wait to get there.

From there it's off to The World Famous Cavern in Liverpool, celebrating Matt's birthday in style with a serious kick arse live show.

In other news, don't forget there's still time to download 'Your Johnny Depp' from www.indiestore.com/testosterone. It only costs 99p and half the money goes to Helen and Douglas House, a charity supported by Depp himself.

The big news though, is that the single is also set to be released on a series of limited edition CDs, which should be available by the time we hit Rochdale on June 20^th (supporting Rogue Frequency). This'll probably cost a bit more than 99p, but we'll have all the info as and when.

Like we say, they're gonna be limited edish', with a run of about 50 individual CDs, so if you want one, you'd better get in touch now and reserve yours!

Things with the album are moving sloooooooooowly, but we'll give a kick up the jacksie soon enough, and things should be rocking and rolling in no time.

And finally, don't forget to sign up for our e-mail fanzine, 'Dirty Rock 'n' Roll'. It only comes out once a month so you're not gonna be bombarded with spam the whole time, and it's way, way cooler than our Myspace blogs, with free downloads, special features and more.

Til next time,

Hope to see you at a gig!

Testosterone

*Testosterone play 'Tickle The Donkey"!
*Matt discusses the finer points of Jam Rolly Polly!
*Ian does the Maccarena in a pink thong!

All this and more in Issue 2 of 'Dirty Rock 'n' Roll', the Testosterone fanzine, newsletter thingy, dropping into you inbox today!

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Hey folks,

So, our next two shows are the big ones and we really need you guys to come down and show your support!

We've got a few other gigs in the pipeline that obviously we'd love to see you at, but until they all get confirmed here's the craic.

Sunday May 20th: Retro Bar, Manchester.

*UPDATED INFO* Over-14s gig! Testosterone likely to be on stage around 5pm.

It's a five quid a pop, and there'll be a minibus from Ashton going there and back which shouldn't cost more than a few quid. Please let us know if you want a spot on the minibus so that we can make sure we book one big enough!!

Thursday June 14th:  The Cavern, Liverpool

Help us celebrate Matt's birthday at The World Famous Cavern Club, Liverpool!! Our bassist gets a year older and we'll be rocking it up with acts such as The Weather, The Heathers, HomeMadeMemory, and my personal favourite, Benefit Fraud.

This gig is £4.50 on the door or £3.50 with a flyer, which you'll be able to get from us soon! Again, we'll book a minibus that shouldn't cost much.

GET YOURSELF SOME FREE STICKERS!!

That's right folks, we can't offer you cash or fabulous prizes, but we can offer you some rather awesome stickers to say thank you to everyone who comes out to these two gigs.

Let us know you're coming and we'll make sure we bring you some stickers!

Hope to see you there!

Hey folks,

Just dropping by with a bit of an update, as always, there's plenty to talk about, so let's cut the crap and get on with it shall we?

Baby, I wanna be your Johnny Depp..

Reet, so as most of you probably already know, 'Your Johnny Depp' our new single, came out as a digital download yesterday. Thanks to all those who've already baught it, to those of you who havn't yet? Why the buggary not!?!

Don't forget, its a newly recorded version of the song that sounds absolutly awesome, so it's not the same one that you keep hearing when you visit our Myspace.

Half of all proffits from this go to Helen and Douglas House, it's a really worthwhile cause that helps out sick kids, and Johnny Depp himself has shown his support to them in the past, so it's well worth helping out.

And, don't forget, if you download it and let us know, we'll enter you into a draw to win the lifesize cut out of  Depp himself that's been lingering around at Testosterone HQ for some time now.

It's just 99p, and you can get it from www.indiestore.com/testosterone.

So what are ya waitin for??

The New Shit

After gigging pretty much constantly for the first part of the year, we're now having a well deserved month off from the live scene to concentrate on working on new material and throwing in a few surprises the next time we're out there.

Back to the Front...

We'll be heading back out on stage on Sunday May 20th at Retro Bar in Manchester in support of Short Warning. So make sure you get down to drink, dance and revel in all the usual Testosterone madness. Plus, it's our manager's birthday that week too, so make sure you buy him a beer whilst you're there ;)

Dirty Rock 'n' Roll

Issue 2 of Dirty Rock 'n' Roll, our e-mail fanzine thingy, is due out in the next few weeks. If you've not yet signed up to get it, you should. It's awesome. It's got exclusive MP3s, pictures and, because we know how much you need it, 'Matt's Cake of the Month'.

Some of you have told us that you subscribed to get the last one but it never actually arrived.

Sorry folks, but this may have something to do with your e-mails. Double check it didn't go into the junk mail folder and that your provider will actually accept stuff like this. If you don't get the next one, give us a shout and we'll see what we can do.

And finally, the new pics.

We were down in Ipswich this past weekend. Twas a strange experience, but one which we loved nonetheless. Whilst we there, we managed to snap a few new pictures.

We're probably a bit too old to be mucking around in play areas, but what the hey!

Check 'em out at

http://s12.photobucket.com/albums/a244/Chrisskoyles/Testosterone0407/

Til next time,

Hope to see you on the 20th,

Ian, Dave, Matt & Kev,
Testosterone

And Testosterone Junkies too, obviously ;)

Everyone's favourite pop-punk pranksters are set to release their popular tune, 'Your Johnny Depp' on April 23rd with half the profits being donated to charity supported by Mr. Johnny Depp Himself!!

The single release is a specially re-recorded version of the track (IE, different from the one on Myspace), lifted from the upcoming album 'May Contain Nuts'.

It costs just 99p, and half of our cut will be going to Helen and Douglas House, a charity Depp has supported before.

And as if helping out a worthy cause isn't good enough reason to get the single, check this out. You could

WIN JOHNNY DEPP!!

Well, the great man himself kept escaping when we kidnapped him, but we've got a lifesize stand-up of Johnny Depp at Testosterone HQ just waiting to go to a loving home.

Send us proof of purchase (ommiting any personal details) and you'll be entered into a draw to have Johnny Depp standing in your room forever!!!

Can't wait until the 23rd? Check out the player below our bio and pre-order it today!!

What's That Then?

Dirty Rock 'n' Roll: The Testosterone fanzine is the all new E-Mail newsletter thingy from everyone's favourite pop-punk outfit, Testosterone.

What's in it?

In the first issue, we've got that big announcement we've been teasing for the past week or so, news on all their upcoming gigs, plus special features including 'Matt's Cake of the Month', 'Testosterone Reccomends' an an exclusive acoustic version of 'silent Glances'.

Awesome! So when's this out then?

Today! Well, later on tonight hopefully.

Cool, how can I get it?

Just go to our Myspace page and register for the mailing list, and a copy will be sent to you.

ONCE YOU'VE READ OUR FANTASTIC FANZINE:

This is the place where you can leave your much appreciated feedback, suggestions, and anything else you feel like talking about.

Hey folks,

If you've scrolled down past the bio' on our Myspace homepage today, you'll probably have noticed a new little box asking you to subscribe to our mailing list.

Please do!!

We'll be sending out the occasional newsletter with all the latest news from Testosterone HQ, with exclusive stuff that you won't find here on Myspace or anywhere else for that matter.

What sort of exclusive stuff? How about the chance to check out rare material (demos, acoustic versions etc), videos and pictures,  news, competions and other giveaways, as well as all the latest on our upcoming shows, releases and more.

We might also send out the odd reminder a few days before any really big shows or releases, but don't worry, you won't be pestered with a constant stream of e-mails from us mithering you about every little thing!

Nor will you have to put up with any external ads either. The only time you'll be confronted with an ad is one small thing that appears on the confirmation page, once you join, and then you'll never have to see it again.

So, please join our mailing list, it promises to be awesome, and you don't even have to click back to find the sign up form, you can do it at the bottom of this page here.

Cheers,

Testosterone

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