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Last Updated: 11/29/2009

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Status: Swinger
City: PORTLAND
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/6/2005

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Monday, September 07, 2009 

Current mood:  adventurous
I'm planning on touring either the east or west coast this december for 3 weeks!!! Leave a comment telling me which coast you think i should tour and where you're located so i can try to make it to your area. Also if you have a favorite venue or know of a underground house venue, let me know that as well. Thanks for helping me out! 
Luv ya long time and see you soon!
saucy
Sunday, March 16, 2008 
fuck everything!
fuck this!
fuck myspace!
fuck a hole in the wall!
fuck your neighbor!
fuck alcohol cause i can’t have it right now!
fuck these naked bitches that wanna be my friend!
fuck sobriety!
fuck a telephone!
fuck the mall!
fuck money!
fuck road kill!
fuck drugs for killing my friends!
fuck depression for killing my friends!
fuck tofu haters!
fuck close-minded people!
fuck your boss or suck him off if you want a raise or a job for that matter!
fuck teachers for not knowing how to teach for shit and don’t care!!
fuck projects that you don’t have enough time to finish cause your a slackoff jackoff!
fuck war!
fuck politics!
fuck pretentious fucks!
fuck grudges!
fuck grades- they mean nothing!
fuck clones!
fuck drama!
fuck aluminum foil when it ends up in you mouth! cause it just did-
fuck people that think they know everything!
fuck liars!
fuck heartless fucks!
fuck time!
fuck the hat on my head cause it stinks!
fuck showers without kermit the frog!
fuck a blog!
fuck a hot dog!
fuck a day job!
fuck a snob!
fuck barbie for fucking little girls in the head!
fuck baby shaqweetas!
fuck mr. shaqweeta for taking shaqweeta away from me!
fuck fake fucks!
fuck plastic sex toys!- cause they break too easy
fuck people that say fuck too much
FUCK CABLE TV!!!!!!!!
fuck manipulative fucks
fuck self-pity(don’t need help just felt like saying FUCK more than one FUCKING time).
FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THE LIST IF YOU WANT.
FUCK to be cont........................................
fuck perfection!
fuck megatwat for falling in the toilet and and loosing her hoo hoo!
fuck jugemental fucks!
fuck hate!
fuck love!
fuck fast food
fuck broken megaphones
FUCK to be cont..............................................
FUCK SOCIETY!
DID I SAY FUCK MONEY?
WELL IF NOT....FUCK MONEY! AND THE WORLD THAT REVOLVES AROUND IT!
Monday, March 03, 2008 
luv skateboarding
luv photography
luv records
luv dancing till i can't dance no mo
luv miss piggy even though shes fat and pink
luv puppets especially sock penis puppets
luv megatwat-for being a sexy rabid beastly performing platapussy
luv beaches
luv building huts out of driftwood
luv camping
luv campfires on the beach
luv drinking on the beach
luv hiking
luv waterfalls
luv theme parks on acid(but don't do acid unless your a teenager that can handle dinosaurs biting
your boobs off while your peeing).
luv fat hopping chicken heads
luv stick figures with wingwongs
luv sushi
luv all asian food
luv yelling out the car window
luv scavenger hunts
luv causing a ruckus
luv ginnie springs till i got banned, but eff them i still luv it there
luv healthy food
luv heart shaped hoo hoo tofu
luv tighty whitey dance parties
luv writing songs about dingdongs and squash
luv our new and improved squash dong telephone-with 3 saucyyoda ringtones
luv putting cat poop in teachers purses when they piss me off
luv shaqweeta and everything about that plastic piece of ass
luv bike rides to the moon that i can't make it home from
luv dressing up crazy and cheering up a nursing home-(this is not a joke)
luv making old people laugh-especially my granny ( luv that wonderful woman of wonder)
luv being that clown holding cardboard signs on hawthorne road singing saucyyoda songs for chump change(yes we do this)
luv getting drunk and saying a bunch of dumb shit i don't mean
luv all people even though we're all effed in the head (woh that was deep)
luv how shaqweeta became shaqweeta
luv "begging for change outside the plaid with an old man mask and a brown paper bag" -new song that hasn't hit stores
in antartica yet but don't get you thong in a wad- it will.
luv trick or treating on xmas
luv halloween on everyday but halloween- ok fine luv that day too
luv pool and hot tub hopping
luv comments that suck the soul out of a chicken bowl
Feel free to add LUV to the LUV list
LUV to be cont.............................
Wednesday, December 26, 2007 

Category: Music

 

http://www.looseylucy.com/news.htm

 

Saucyyoda

 

"Return of the Douche"

 

Definitely an original, Saucyyoda mixes hip-hop with a punk

 

rock attitude á la G.G. Allin.  Her rhymes are spit fire and

 

unique.  Her backing tracks are whimsical and quirky, yet

 

hip.  Lyrically, she bridges on insane, yet comes off

 

intelligent...maybe even genius.  (They say there is a fine

 

line between genius and insanity.)  For example, on "Pube

 

Service," she raps, "If I was a pube I'd be in the food on top

 

of your plate/Stuck to your chin from the din-din/you ate in

 

front of your date/The one you hate/and vise-versa did not

 

mean to hurt your ego/Why don't we go to a place called the

 

pube on my face is evil/How'd you like your taco hand fed

 

through a burrito?"  However, Saucyyoda can be surprisingly

 

insightful.  On "Lickety Split," a song about a girl named

 

Cherry (clever sundae reference), she raps, "Cherry has an

 

open mind when it comes to men/She looks deep inside to

 

find the what's within/One day she found a man made of

 

tin/With a heart full of sin and soul full of coal/He reached

 

deep in her bin it was her heart that he stole/With a soul full

 

of coal and a heart full of sin/Cherry knows now she has to

 

look deep within/To find the right man not no klutz or

 

chicken."  Other album highlights include, "Garbage Pail Kid,"

 

"White Lies," and "Slimeball Driveby."  Move over Lady

 

Sovereign...

 

Saucyyoda kicks Uranus!