JustAnAsian27: im sure theres some guy out there who says right now "why cant i just have a girl who will share my deodorant with me, so it can sooth our souls?"

a twilight faery: i don't like crusty, stiff undies

scherzo7solenne: i sure i couldn't do it i'd be like i don't see the word taco any were this isn't spanish

atwilightfaery: like an orgy, but without the sex

Tra3388: yes, but from pics, anyone can see that you are teh hooterz

JustAnAsian27: she has low self nasal esteem 

atwilightfaery: guess what! i got an offensively suggestive myspace message from a black guy! my first one!!!!!

JustAnAsian27: but no one wanted my pickles and i was like SARA!!  EAT MY PICKLES

atwilightfaery: why can't i just be a lesbian?

JustAnAsian27: ive just been playing sudoku and i had nothing to say about 7 minutes in so called heaven

atwilightfaery: well, my guess is that he would be rather shocked, then just surprised, then turned on

Tra3388: a gay male twilight faery

atwilightfaery: yes, boobs certainly can deaden a conversation

newyorkpsychoo: uhhhoh boner status

atwilightfaery: i am poor, and this is why i can't buy my own underwear

puzz3dmaster: so if i want to hit on a girl, i should ask about helping them in the shower? i'm off to the mall to try this out!

atwilightfaery: she's like, the lesbian version of me

puzz3dmaster: why was i voted best father o.o

atwilightfaery: i've never had a sexual experience with a girl!!!!!!!!!

scherzo7solenne: i want to grow up to be a waffle but i don;t think is going to happen

a twilight faery: she's not just a lesbian, she's also an incestbian

Tra3388: what is the answer to world peace?  how much wood can a woodchuck chuck?  why are you sara? :-P

a twilight faery : rob is interested in: men

Necromancer920: ive gone out in nut huggers too

a twilight faery: she brings out the lesbian side of me  

Tra3388: like self-love of your words, instead of your genitals

a twilight faery: and i just discovered $10 in my cleavage

Tra3388: <3 naked jew groove 

a twilight faery: i wonder if you can have sex in fetal position

So I decided to do some research on my astrological sign, Libra. Here are my findings from astrology-online.com:

"Libra is the only inanimate sign of the zodiac, all the others representing either humans or animals. Many modern astrologers regard it as the most desirable of zodiacal types because it represents the zenith of the year, the high point of the seasons, when the harvest of all the hard work of the spring is reaped. There is a mellowness and sense of relaxation in the air as mankind enjoys the last of the summer sun and the fruits of his toil. Librans too are among the most civilized of the twelve zodiacal characters and are often good looking."

Heh heh. ;)

"They have elegance, charm and good taste, are naturally kind, very gentle, and lovers of beauty, harmony (both in music and social living) and the pleasures that these bring."

That is so true.

"They have good critical faculty and are able to stand back and look impartially at matters which call for an impartial judgment to be made on them. But they do not tolerate argument from anyone who challenges their opinions, for once they have reached a conclusion, its truth seems to them self-evident; and among their faults is an impatience of criticism and a greed for approval. But their characters are on the whole balanced, diplomatic and even tempered."

That's probably true, for the most part. I can be rather stubborn when it comes to people challenging my views or opinions. But that last sentence is also true. I still consider myself very open-minded, and I always take other people's views into consideration. I am pretty bad with taking criticism...but it helps me to improve myself, which I'm always trying to do. So balance really is key in my life - everything in moderation. I believe this is what makes me so adaptable. And even-tempered is DEFINITELY me.

"Librans are sensitive to the needs of others and have the gift, sometimes to an almost psychic extent, of understanding the emotional needs of their companions and meeting them with their own innate optimism - they are the kind of people of whom it is said, 'They always make you feel better for having been with them.' They are very social human beings. They loathe cruelty, viciousness and vulgarity and detest conflict between people, so they do their best to cooperate and compromise with everyone around them, and their ideal for their own circle and for society as a whole is unity."

OK, this entire paragraph is SO ME. I am definitely the most empathetic person I've ever known. I feel like I have a bond with people in general. I don't know about the psychic part, but definitely, there is a bond there...with certain people more than others, of course, but definitely with people in general. I am your classic example of an extrovert, and I do loathe cruelty, and I love compromise, so long as it doesn't leave anyone with a bitter taste in their mouth. I'm one of those retarded "change the world, make it a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race" people. I'm a true idealist, to the fullest extent, and an absolute optimist. This is how I know I'm going into the right career field.. it's perfect for me!

"Their cast of mind is artistic rather than intellectual, though they are usually too moderate and well balanced to be avant garde in any artistic endeavor. They have good perception and observation and their critical ability, with which they are able to view their own efforts as well as those of others, gives their work integrity."

This is true to an extent. I do have an artistic mind, but I like to think I'm also a bit intellectual...after all, I'm going into the science field. (Again, the theme of balance.)

"In their personal relationships they show understanding of the other person's point of view, trying to resolve any differences by compromise, and are often willing to allow claims against themselves to be settled to their own disadvantage rather than spoil a relationship. They like the opposite sex to the extent of promiscuity sometimes, and may indulge in romanticism bordering on sentimentality. Their marriages, however, stand a good chance of success because they are frequently the union of 'true minds'. The Libran's continuing kindness toward his or her partner mollifies any hurt the latter may feel if the two have had a tiff. Nor can the Libran's spouse often complain that he or she is not understood, for the Libran is usually the most empathetic of all the zodiacal types and the most ready to tolerate the beloved's failings."

And this is what makes me so good in relationships. (Not tooting my own horn. I'm just very confident in this aspect, and I'm also going by what I've been told in the past.) I'm always willing to accept differences, so long as they don't harm the relationship. But, in love with love as I am, I'm not promiscuous, definitely. And here again empathy is mentioned. Balance and empathy: two main themes in the life of the Libra.

"The negative Libran character may show frivolity, flirtatiousness and shallowness. It can be changeable and indecisive, impatient of routine, colorlessly conventional and timid, easygoing to the point of inertia, seldom angry when circumstances demand a show of annoyance at least; and yet Librans can shock everyone around them with sudden storms of rage. Their love of pleasure may lead them into extravagance; Libran men can degenerate into reckless gamblers, and Libran women extravagant, jealous and careless about money sometimes squander their wealth and talents in their overenthusiasm for causes which they espouse. Both sexes can become great gossipers. A characteristic of the type is an insatiable curiosity that tempts them to enquire into every social scandal in their circle."

Oh, yes. I certainly can be quite frivolous at times, I'll be the first to admit it. I love to laugh and be playful and have a good time, let loose a bit. But I know when it's time to sober up and be serious about things. Flirtaciousness...yeah. I'd consider myself a flirtacious person.. I'm naturally so interested in people that sometimes talking just leads to flirting, and I don't see what's wrong with that, as long as nobody's feelings get hurt in the process. Flirting is just displaying attraction to someone, it's no big deal. As for shallow...well, sometimes. I appreciate beauty and tend to distance myself from uglyness, but really, who doesn't? The rest of that paragraph...yes, for the most part. Naturally curious, naturally gossipy. But never to a very extreme extent.

"In their work the description "lazy Libra" which is sometimes given is actually more alliterative than true. Librans can be surprisingly energetic, though it is true that they dislike coarse, dirty work. Although some are modestly content, others are extremely ambitious. With their dislike of extremes they make good diplomats but perhaps poor party politicians, for they are moderate in their opinions and able to see other points of view. They can succeed as administrators, lawyers (they have a strong sense of justice, which cynics might say could handicap them in a legal career), antique dealers, civil servants and bankers, for they are trustworthy in handling other people's money. Some Librans are gifted in fashion designing or in devising new cosmetics; others may find success as artists, composers, critics, writers, interior decorators, welfare workers or valuers, and they have an ability in the management of all sorts of public entertainment. Some work philanthropically for humanity with great self-disciple and significant results. Libran financiers sometimes make good speculators, for they have the optimism and ability to recover from financial crashes."

True that.

So, to conclude: it seems I am mostly a true Libra. And I love being a Libra.