Holy Mother Of God! Look At That! It’s A Justin Bieber Mob

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Woman Mad At Boyfriend Posts His Naked Pics On Facebook

OMAHA, Nebraska — After the girlfriend of 28-year-old Sylvester Porchia found him flirting online, she got her revenge and Porchia found himself suffering some humiliation at the hands of a woman scorned. What she did was to take pictures of him after he agreed to be handcuffed to his bed naked. She then left him there, logged into his Facebook () account and posted the pics. Porchia wasn’t even aware of what she had done until he had managed to free himself and his friends started calling wanting to know what why the hell he was posting nekkid pics of himself on Facebook. Understandably, Porchia is a bit pissed and after filing a protection order against her, police are investigating possible domestic assault and false imprisonment charges. We talk about double-standards here at D’D all the time, and Porchia brings up another one. No doubt had the roles been reversed and he had posted pics of his naked girlfriend on Facebook as revenge, he would be sitting in jail and women would be calling for his testicles on a fork. [Read more...]

Cheap Gift Ideas For An AD’Dict From Archie McPhee

Before you read any further, please note that I am in no way affiliated with Archie Mcphee. In fact, I’m not real sure how happy anyone from their company would be knowing that I am about to feature some of their novelty items right along side stories of a guy who removed his ex-girlfriends eyeball with a coat hanger and a husband who set his wife on fire. But me and Jaded love a good chunk or their product line and figured we would share some of our favorites that would also appeal to our twisted readers. Since their stuff is all pretty cheap, we also thought it would help some of you with your X-Mas list or help you pick up something cool and inexpensive to stuff in the stocking of that special someone you know with a sense of humor as morbid and off-kilter as our own. [Read more...]

Francis Murphy Removed Ex-Girlfriend’s Eyeball With A Coathanger

EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND – I don’t know what’s going on in Edinburgh at the moment, but in all my time trawling the sordid mass we call the internet, never have I regretted clicking on a link as much as I did when I discovered this story. Francis Murphy, 26, wasn’t best pleased that his girlfriend of 10 years dumped him for another man, so turned up at their home, attacked the man and then tried to gouge out her eye with his thumb and fingers. The victim, 27-year-old Natalie Farrell, passed out when Murphy started choking her. When she woke up, her eyeball was hanging by the optic nerve, resting on her cheek. He used a metal coat hanger to do the deed. This not being revolting or damaging enough for Murphy, he ripped off the eyeball and chucked it out the window, where a neighbor later found it laying in the street. The Judge who sentenced him told Murphy, “You were convicted of crimes which are almost medieval in their barbarity, which would make any right thinking person recoil in horror. ” Recoil? I had to leave my desk after reading the story and I’m hardly what you would describe as “right-thinking.”  Murphy reckons he remembers nothing of it. I reckon he’s a savage nutcase who deserves far more than the 12 years in jail he’s been sentenced. [Read more...]

The Twilight Saga: New Moon

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Christopher Hanney Accused Of Setting Estranged Wife On Fire

Tampa, FL – What the hell is it with all the fire here on the Dreamin’ Demon lately? It seems like Morbid just posted a story about a cowardly asshole setting fire to his significant other and here we are with yet another one. Demonites, meet Christopher Hanney. Authorities report that on November () 17, after the two argued, Hanney allegedly attacked his estranged wife, Audrey Mabrey – first clubbing her in the head with a hammer before dousing her with lighter fluid and lighting a match. Witnesses () report seeing Audrey run from her home, engulfed in flames, to the safety of a neighbor’s house. Audrey, a 26-year-old mother of two very young children, is now hospitalized in critical condition with burns to over 80% of her body. When police arrived on scene, Hanney, 44, was found in the backyard, suffering from burn wounds as well. He was released from the hospital the following day and taken into custody. Hanney, a former New York police officer, is being held without bail on charges of attempted murder in the first-degree.  [Read more...]

Stacey Horace Used Everything But Kitchen Sink To Beat Kids

Tampa, Florida – Hillsborough sheriff’s deputies have arrested Stacey Joanna Horace, 31, for physically abusing children, between the ages of 11 months to 10 years, for the last five years. They are reporting she used belts, extension cords, metal spoons, hammers, and stun guns. Other reports stated that Horace also held one of her children underwater while she spat on his face and threw urine upon him. The abuse came to light after a report was made to the Child Protection Investigation unit earlier this month. Deputies say the children sustained marks and bruises because of the abuse. Horace was arrested and has been released on $2,000 bail. The children, whose relationship to Horace has not been revealed, were placed with family members. [Read more...]

The Wrong Way To Kill A Burglar

 

Arlington, Washington - On Monday Keira Earhart,38, pulled into his driveway to witness someone running from his house. He went inside to find his wife’s jewelry missing and called 911. Police arrived but after a search, were unable to find the burglar. A second 911 call was made a few hours later, Earhart telling police that the burglar was back in the area and that he had ran into a field near his house. Police arrived a second time, finding Earhart in the field, but once again they were not able to find the burglar. On Wednesday morning a neighbor called police saying he had found the body of a man in a creek near Monday’s burglary. The body was of a 25-year-old who had been shot to death. After a little investigating, police learn neighbors heard shots on Monday, before the second 911 call was placed. One reported Earhart told them he had taken “warning shots” at the burglar. Earhart was booked into jail facing second-degree murder charges. The dead man did have the stolen property in his possession.  Not sure if the Castle Doctrine applies in Washington, but even if it did I am pretty sure it doesn’t cover shooting a fleeing burglar in a field near your house three hours after the crime was committed. [Read more...]

The Right Way To Kill A Burglar

SORRENTO, Florida - After having lawn-mowing equipment stolen before, Shane Biel installed an alarm on the locked trailer he uses to house machinery for his lawncare business. But around 3:30 a.m. Thursday morning, the alarm went off from someone breaking in for another go. The homeowner went outside, armed with a firearm and confronted 23-year-old Brett Lee Canada who had used a pair of bolt-cutters on the lock Biel had installed. Biel says Canada lunged at him so fearing for his life, he opened fire, killing him. Police say Canada has a history of this type of crime. No charges are expected to be filed against the homeowner. Detectives believe the man’s story and under the Castle Doctrine, a Florida resident can defend themselves and their family in their home with deadly force. You ever been in an argument and have someone come in to help, but turns out they are an idiot? Yeah, read the comments made by Biel’s neighbors. It includes this gem: “Hey, the guy entered. That’s what we move to America () for. We protect our stuff” [Read more...]

800-Pound Man Becomes Human La-Z-Boy

Columbia, South Carolina - When Daniel Webb, 33, was released from the hospital in March () after being treated for a knee injury, he weighed over 500-pounds. When he returned home, he sat in a recliner in the mobile home he shared with his girlfriend. He sat there for 8-months until he died of a heart attack – weighing 800-pounds. He simply could not get out of the chair. Ever. He slept in the chair, he shit in the chair, he would preach the word of God online from the chair. When his mother made the call to 911 that her son was in a lot of pain, firefighters had to cut him out of the chair. They also had to cut a hole in the wall of the mobile home to get him out of it. He died a few hours later, his body covered with sores and a “very bad odor.” His girlfriend blames all of this on the fact that they did not have health insurance and no one would come out to see Webb. [Read more...]