name something you dislike about the day you're having?
Charm School is a rerun

what would you do if you saw the last person you kissed?
Let's find out....HEY MISTER GOAT, C'MERE!!!!

who was the last person you stayed up on the phone till 2am with?
Can you here me now?

has anyone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?
A few, and they all came to their senses.

have you ever had your heart broken?
Purple

do you have any weird inside jokes?
CHAKA KAHN!!!!

could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
I could, but can the cigarettes not smoke me?

what was the highlight of this week or what will be?
walking the dog

did you kiss or hug anyone today?
Mister goat

do you have alcohol in your house?
BOOM!

have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
I date myself at 31 years

what was on your mind mostly today?
I just don't know what to doooo with myself  (da-dum)

whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Gerbils

are you a morning person or a night person?
Clowns

have you cried today at all?
Wolf

what was the last thing you bought?
bob's soul on ebay.  from satan.

who was the last person of the opposite sex that you talked to?
Boris

have you ever slept in the same bed with anyone on your top friends?
quite a few

have you ever had an oreo with peanut butter?
Why on earth would you do that to an oreo?  Or worse yet, THE PEANUT BUTTER!!!!

do you talk in your sleep?
zzzzzzz.....anal cum bubbles...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Blinkin

are you trying to avoid liking somebody at the moment?
"a little glass vial?'

do you and your best friend look anything alike?
Nah...  She's pretty.

do you ignore people when you're mad/upset with them?
*thinks of 4 letter word for "anal cum bubble"*

do you trust all your friends?
Richard Simmons!!!!!

could you date someone taller than you?
everyone's taller than me...except Erin, Tashie, Miz.  EVERYONE is taller than Miz.

be honest, who were you texting a little while ago?
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

what is something that you realized today?
I'm digging domesticity

do you think you could last in a relationship for 3 months?
the E.D. excuse gets really old at the 2.5 month mark

do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
you talk on the phone?  I thought they were just for texting!

what pisses you off a whole lot?
cupcakes....and porn

do you have any plans for tomorrow?
your mom

are you talking to someone while doing this?
I'm ignoring someone while doing this

have anything to say to someone?
The secret of life is cancer, because hippies are from Mars and don't believe in Purple, so always be true to your booty.

do you have strange dreams?
just surreal nocturnal brain emissions

what are you listening to?
Ricki Lake

is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
BORIS!!!!!!!!

what was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
Pink Bubbles go Ape

speaking of last night, how'd it go?
The cat does some amazing things with her tail

when's the last time you had a headache?
*burp*

who was the last person you had a conversation on the phone with?
Conference call with Bela Lugosi, Klaus Kinski, Gary Oldman & Christopher Lee.  We were plotting Edward's demise.

how do you feel right now?
Like a fresh towel

lyrics from the song you're listening to?
*brown chikin brown cow!*

would you rather date someone with an english accent or an irish accent?
RUSSIAN!!!!!

what are you most anxious/excited for?
THIS WEEKS EPISODES OF CHARM SCHOOL AND DAISY OF LOVE!!!!!!  I'm disgusted and repulsed, and I can't look away!!!!

would you be able to date someone who doesn't make you laugh?
Smurf Balls!!!!!!