Ok, so due to the over-abundance of pity-seeking threads about "I'm an nice guy why can't i get a gf?" or "Why do nice guys finish last" or my personal favorite...."Nice guy looking for a date." So, for all of you nice guys seeking pity and attention from the kind people of this board, i give you the following:

You are a nice guy but you can't get a girlfriend because either:

- you are ugly.....and that's never gonna change, so whining about how you can't get a date will only get you female attention to the equivelant of a girl trying to help a puppy that got run over by a car. They will help you and offer you words of encouragement and wisdom, but in the end you are ugly and they won't fuck you.....so get over it.

- you have no self-worth.......if your coming onto these boards begging for attention in the form of acting like a wounded animal, you clearly have no nutsack and should seriously re-consider whether or not your life holds any value.......as for the rest of us...we have already made up our minds.

-you are shy......well you only life once so get off ur ass and change it or be lonely. Guys that whine about being shy are like guys who whine about being fat.....it does you no good because first off no one cares, and secondly its something you can change.........so grow some nuts or be lonely, but the reality is none of the rest of us really care.

-you are heartbroken........Grieving after a long relationship ends is understandable, but clinging to the memories and constantly discussing it is pathetic. There is a special thread in the break-ups section for whining about having loved and lost......so do it there.

-you dont capitalize on opportunities...............Most "nice" guys that end up as the doomed "friend" had a chance at more from the start, but didn't take advantage of the opportunity. If a girl just wants to be ur friend, then either be happy with that or ditch her ass, but don't whine to us about how ur in love with ur friend who doesn't love you back.

-your a whiner........you complain about life and how u try so hard and get no where, ur mommy didn't breast feed you as a baby, ur dad didn't love you enough, you get bad grades because your teacher doesn't like you....etc. If there is anything in this world people hate more than people that do and say stupid shit, its people that do and say stupid shit with a supposed "excuse". Reality check: No one gives a fuck about you and your problems, because everyone has their own, so either suck it up and live life or make out with a Smith and Wesson....honestly no one cares.

If you feel you are having problems with girls for any other reasons than these go ahead and ask us about it, but strongly consider whether or not we are really even going to care before hand.

Rant ended.

Nice guys? I, sir, am a gentleman. You, sir, are an arse!!!