While most people don't think of ducks and geese when discussing cruelty to farmed animals, these birds are severely abused by the meat and foie gras industries. Ducks and geese raised for their flesh spend their entire lives crammed in dirty, dark sheds where they suffer from injury and disease and are deprived of everything that is natural to them.

Ducks and geese raised for foie gras endure the pain of having a pipe shoved down their throats three times daily so that two pounds of grain can be pumped into their stomachs to produce the diseased "fatty liver" that some diners consider a delicacy. Foie gras production has been deemed cruel and inhumane by experts worldwide, including the European Union's Scientific Committee on Animal Health and Animal Welfare.² The state of California recently passed a law banning foie gras because the production methods are so cruel.³

If you want to help these birds, feeding the wild ones in the park isn't the best thing that you can do for them, refusing to eat the flesh and livers of their tortured cousins is. Be sure to ask your friends to boycott foie gras and duck meat as well.

1. Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
Yes, yes i have.

2. Do you actually have a favourite flower?
Roses, obvious reasons, and tuilps are niceey nice.

3. Can you change a printer cardridge?
No.

4. Do you have sensitive skin?
kinda.
5. Do you recognize Justin Timberlake's songs?
Sexyback, yeah.

6. When did you last have a cookie?
LOL subway cookies are the best...maybe yesterday?
7. Are you lactose intolerant?
Nein.

8. Are you a sarcastic person?
Yarrh.

10. Have you worn lipstick before (even as a joke)?
Yup.

11. Do you judge a person by how they dress?
Sluts-yes. Emos- yes.
12. Do you have a credit card?
Noooope.

13. Do you personally know anyone who has gone bankrupt?
Yeah.

14. Do you honestly watch very much TV?
No, not heaps.

15. How many emails do you have?
Like accounts? 2.

16. What do you say to the statement, "Love is suicide!"?
true, to a certain degree.

17. Are YOU smarter than a fifth grader?
Do you mean Aussie 5th grade? Then yes. Otherwise, im not sure how smart your 5 grade is.

18. Would you ever go on that show?
Uhh no.?

19. If you couldn't swim, how would you save a drowning friend?
Notify the hopegully hot lifeguard.
20. Now you can swim. Your worst enemy is drowning. What do you do?
I dont want to have a murder charge hanging around..beter help them.

21. Are you comfortable with your looks?
Sometimes.

22. Have you ever had sleep problems like insomnia? Nope

23. Have you ever been ripped off?
Yeah.

24. Have you ever ripped someone off?
By accident yes.

25. Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
Probably not anymore, curtesy of global warming. 

26. Ever been there? Or ever want to go there?
No and no.

27. What's a better band name, "Polaris" or "The Apricots"?
Whats this? umm apricots.

28. Have you ever taken a dance class?
Yes, and dancing at school. die pride of erin, die!

29. How many different instant messengers do you have?
wtf? NEIN
30. Are you an obsessive personalitly?
nah.
31. Did/do you hate PE in school?
Yes and yes. Dancing =death by sweaty and smoke smelling boys.

32. Would you ever take steroids?
Nah. im hypo anough as it is.

33. Have you ever been in a movie theater when it is light?
Derr, yes.

34. Do you ever wish you were the opposite sex?
Sometimes.....but i rekon being a girl is better.

35. Do you take pictures of yourself for your Myspace (or other site)?
Naturally.

36. Are you very good at running on rocks?
I used to be. it was a great skill.

37. Have you ever actually seen the ocean?
Yes.

38. Do you like minty or hot gum?
Minty, wtf is hot gum??? AHH

39. Do you like having a "cute" or a "hot" girlfriend/boyfriend better?
Compared to what? A fugly assface? i dont know.

40. Do you wear jewelry often?
Yeah.

41. When did you stop believing the opposite sex was "icky" or "had cooties"?
They never stopped being disgutsing to me.

42. What color is your keyboard?
Blackkk.
43. And your mouse?
Blakc and silvery.

44. Speaking of mice, have you ever seen one?
Yeaaah.

45. Ever been to Hollywood?
Nah, too scary for me.

46. Have you ever experienced a hurricane?
nope. We dont get them in Aus..i dont think.

47. If you moved to Florida and a hurricane hit, would you ever go back?
Eww America. NO

48. Do you honestly think brunettes are smarter than blondes and redheads?
I dont know..alot of blondes are dumb, but i think they are just playing up the stereotype.

49. Or that redheads have a temper?
Pfft gay.

50. Or that all blondes are preppy?
Ehh dont care.

51. Was your 8th grade math teacher a man or a woman?
Uhh woman.

52. What's the weirdest name for a person you've ever heard?
Zale.

53. Have you ever actually played tennis?
Yes fool.

54. What was the name of the kid that everyone made fun of in middle school?
Naomi, Erin.

55. Ever met someone named Tom?
Yup, a few.

56. Who's the tallest person you've ever met?
Ahhh ive met a few.

57. Or most immature adult?
Yes..gay q.

58. Do you smile with your teeth showing?
I guess.

59. What's your favorite kind of chocolate?
The normal one, not dark or white. Cadbury.

60. Can you make a weapon out of a tape measure?
Yeah, those things are deadly sharp man!

61. Do you have a Mac or PC?
I have ya mum. Kidding, pc

62. What do you think of when you hear the word "Plume"?
A girl..not quite sure who.

63. Ever been to Sea World?
Yeah man!! great stuff.
64. Do you have caller ID?
yup.

65. Did you ever have a huge group of friends at school?
Its pretty big i guess.

66. Were/are your siblings loners? Nope.

67. Do you actually listen to ACDC or just wear the shirts?
I listen to thunderstuck. thts it.
68. And Nirvana? Or the legendary "zero" Smashing Pumpkins shirt?
No.

69. Did your grandparents spoil you?
No, i wish they were dead.

70. Ever made a fake email or online account just for the fun of it?
Yeah.
71. How about for some real trouble making?
Not really.

72. Are you awkward around your latest crush?
Dont have one atm, lame. i know.

73. Was this long enough?
I guess.

Your Autobiography

Part 1: The Birth of You
Were you a planned baby?: I wasnt exactly 'planned', but i wasnt a mistake.
Were you the first?: Nooope, 3rd.
Who was present at your birth?: Mum and dad, sister and brother.
Were your parents married when you were born?: Yeap
What is your birthdate?: 24th May

Part 2: The Family
How would you describe your family? We are weird, but get along.

Are your parents married? Nein.

Siblings or an only child?: 1 older sister, older brother and a younger brother.
If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?: Kinda middle.
What are your siblings names and ages?: Amelia 22, Alex 19 and Nick 14.
Which parent do you get along with best?: Meilz.

What do you fight about?: LOL our stuff. .
Do you have step parents?: Nah

Part 3: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend?: Yup.
Who is/are your best friend/s?: Rach, Han, Kristie and Viv.
What do you like to do when you are together?: I guess Viv, Kristie and me bum dt and eat alot. eg today.

Do you share the same interests?: Similar intersets.
Which friend can you tell anything to?: One friend shouldnt have to deal with all my shit.

Part 4: Your Personality
How high/low is your self esteem?: I no i'm not ugly, but i dont feel crash hot all the time.
Are you an extrovert or an introvert?: Ahh depends. usually extro..
Are you happy?: 80% of the time.
Do you live life to the fullest?: I try to, but not really.

Part 5: Appearance
Are you comforable with the way you look?: I guess, somethings get me down though.
Do you have any piercings besides your ears?: Nah

Describe your hair.: Highlands chestnut brown, shoulder length, dead staight with fringey
What make-up do you wear?: Maybelline. Usually just eyeliner and mascara.

How do you dress?: In clothes. (= WIT

Part 6: The Past
Were you a strange child?: I was shy.
What did you use to love that you no longer do?: Play make believe games, like Pokemon.
Do you have the same friends?: There are few people i was friends with then that i am now.

Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing?: A little, im not scared for life or anything though.

Part 7: The Future
What is your ambition?: Doing what i love and being happy with myself/life.
Are you scared of growing old?: Yeah.

Do you want to get married?: Eventually.

Part 8: The Outdoors
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?: Outdoors.

What is your favorite season: Autumn, birthday time and coldness.
Do you like walking in the rain?: Heck yes.

Part 9: Food
Are you a vegentarian?: No, but when i am older i will be.
What is your favorite fruit?: gotta love watermelon.
What food makes you want to gag?: slimy onion.
What is your favorite dessert?: cake.

What is your favorite restaurant?: meh maccas.
Are you a fussy eater?: not really.

Part 10: Relationships and Love
Are you single or taken?: single *sigh*
If taken who is the lucky guy/girl? i said *sigh*!!!
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?: no, its gay.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Nooo.

Part 11: Experiences
What was one of your greatest experiences?: Coldplay live.
What was one of your worst?: Ahh cant think. Parents fighting i guess.

Have you ever done drugs?: Maybe.
Have you ever thought you were going to die?: No.

Have you ever suffered from depression?: Not major depression.

1. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? This arvo.

2. What did you dream last night? That Harry Potter lasted forever.

3. Does your phone ring in the middle of the night often?  Sometimes.

4. Give a little whistle? ...

5. What are you doing tomorrow? Get up, school.

6. What is something you've learned about yourself recently? I am rather a whiz at editing.

41. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yeah.

42. Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head? Yup.
43. Do you play any instruments? Kinda.
44. Have you kissed any one on your top list? Nah.

45. Do you like to sing? I do, but im no good.
46. What's the one thing you hope to accomplish in your life? To be happy.
47. Are looks important? I like to look good, i guess.

48. What are you listening to? death cab, marching bands of manhatten

49. What does the 8th text you sent on your mobile say? probably somethingabout the weekend.
50. Do you believe in love? No. its all a big lie.