You know, I have a real problem with this guy. Not because he strangled and killed a prostitute. I mean, I GET that. Who hasnt? But the point is he only killed ONE prostitute and he wins this cool nickname "The Craigslist Killer" What kind of bullshit is that? If I killed my girlfriend, I wouldnt win the name "The Girlfriend Killer." Id have to kill a whole bunch of ex girlfriends. At least 3 or 4. And with my resume, I dont even have enough to cover that. Id just be some asshole that killed his girlfriend. At least the Boston Strangler had some notches on his belt before he gets a cool nickname. Then, this Craigslist guy goes out and finds a prostitute online and murders her. All of a sudden he's "sick ,dark and twisted." When frankly, hes just an asshole. And he goes down as some sick genius. Maybe they'll throw his name in the remake of "We didnt start the fire" Go Fuck yourself Billy Joel.

I was watching some wrestling the other night and I got to thinking. In the world of wrestling you can set people aflame, run peeps over with a car, have sex with dead bodies, bury people alive, kidnap people, BEAT 60 year old stroke victims around a dressing room, pull a dead womans casket with a car, kidnap and crucify your bosses daughter, pour cement into $150 thousand dollar cars, hit people with any object you can get your hands on, yank "fans" over a railing, knock professional officials out purposly, throw people into burning tables, fight amongst a large crowd of people, let your pet cobra loose on someones arm, make racial comments amongst millions of viewers, make your oppent undress if you beat them, throw people on thumbtacks, hogtie people, beat a pregant woman or beat a woman in general, spray people with cologne and"blind" them, viciously attack a group of police officers, steal a zambomi, a truck, a 4 wheeler, run over a 40 thousand dollar Harley with a stolen rig, make a 60 some year old woman have a heart attack and laugh/joke about it, run a semi into a squad car, jump off a balcony on to someone laying on a table, lie and cheat your way to a championship, punch your boss in the face, puke on your victims, refuse to do your job, destroy someone car that you dont like, turn your back on your own family, rub your 400 pound ass in someones face, change your name and image once a year, hit someone in the throat off a the top rope with a bell, purposly sign yourself to a champioship, quadruple team up on someone and kick the living piss out of them, assault someone just minding their business with a pipe, handcuff people and beat them unmerciffly with a chair, put people in electric chairs, throw someone into a crowd of people,Yank peeps teeth out, spit in your bosses face, "pimp" women, beat your boss on a weekly basis, "buy" people, wrestle under the influence of any drug under the sun, drink on the job, put wicked "spells" on people, purposly break people body parts, rip peoples flesh open with spikes, knives, razors, etc, sue your boss and get rehired, sexually harass your coworkers, choke people neary to death, bury people in cement, yell at your coworkers at the loudest decibal level possible, knock your MOTHER out of a wheelchair, and even after ALL this, if you turn "face" you'll be socially accepted with no consequences whatsoever. I want a job where I can have like THREE of these qualities. Ima start a business where you can do all of these things. That would be a sweet ass deal.