Me: A THICKENED LINING OF SOMEWHAT VELVETY MATERIAL

Holly:HAHAHA velvety
velvety indeed
more like chunky mess
my period is about 11 or 12 days away
i could weep

Me: awwws

Holly: u should have it for me
u do the dirty deed for me

Me: where is it gonna come out

Holly: um
u figure that out
yr belly button?

Me: oh i get to pick?

Holly: well it seems fair

Me: DO YOU KEEP A PERSONAL CALENDAR


Holly: yes
hahahhaa
its a good idea too
if something is wrong with a womans body thats the first thing to act weird
and its also how i know when i am ovulation
*ovulating

Me: DONT GET CHILLED
OR CATCH A COLD


Holly: hahhaaa
omg


Me: DO NOT GO TO EXTREMES IN EXERCISING

Holly: HAHAHAHA
yeah or u will get a mess on yr butt
that the world can see

Me: ahah ew
KEEP SMILING AND EVEN TEMPERED

Holly: hahahhaaa
FUCK THAT SHIT
pms is a time honored tradition


Me: oh look.. exercises to relieve cramps

Holly: ahaha

Me: slumpy posture tsk tsk

Holly: sex relieves cramps

Me: avoid constipation

Holly: HAHAH
u should

Me: drink plenty of water, and have fiber

Holly: giggles
water ok

Me: AND THATS THE STORY OF MENSTRUATION

Holly: its a magical story
complete with fairies
and dancing gnomes


Me: AND THE RAVEN WAS CALLED SIN
SAY IT
AND THE RAVEN WAS CALLED SIN

Holly: HAHAHAHAAH

Me: AND THE FIRST SIN WAS INTERCOURSE

Holly: omg
james stop making the meth

Me: AND EVE WAS WEAK

Holly: james

Me: SAY IT

Holly: are u on crack
no

Me: IF SHE HAD REMAINED SINLESS
GENESIS 3:16