Kevin Federline(K-Fed) what the fuck happened??? You had everything a man could want: a pretty little white girl with millions of dollars, the cars, the houses, the jewelry and some how you still managed to fuck it all over.I'll tell you were you fucked up maybe you took it a little too far with the whole music thing(he only sold under 7,000 copies the first week)...you could have sold millions if you kept popozao on the disc,but you started believing your own bullshit and took it off the cd...The only reason people even gave a smidgen of a damn about your fucking cd was because of that rediculous fucking song

Now look at you...sure your going back to Fresno,CA with a little bit of cash $300,000 and some real estate,but you totally wasted your 15 minutes of fame...and its not over yet. you better get out there and start touring or something because that record label is gonna be on your ass about all the money they've invested into your garbage ass.

Remember those Michael Jordan commercials where all the kids were like "I want to be like Mike" well not me I want to be like K. Fed.Hes an inspiration to all lazy people who love to spend other peoples money.He did what almost every guy wants to do get hitched to a hot chick and never have to work again, this is an accomplishment that women have been doing for years.If you dont know what im talking about let me give you the steps:

Step 1:catch the attention of someone elses girl

Step 2:Take girl from unsuspecting boyfriend(Sorry Justin)

Step 3:If shes a celebrity dont hide the relationship be seen with her as much as you can and let the tabloids eat it up

Step 4:Make her feel like you guys are soulmates(Bwahahahahahahah....soulmates...)and get married

Step 5:Get her pregnant as soon as possible and proceed to raiding the bank account

Step 6:Try to get famous for something else other than gambling away your wifes money why noy cut an album and put out the worlds most horrible song (popozao...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....popozao..)and tell yourself my wife has a loyal fan base theyll be sure to pick up my album off the hope that me and her do some kind of duet..

Step7:at this point step seven really doesnt matter youve been together long enough that the courts will give you some money if she gets a divorce so just sit back and let the checks roll in month by month...

K. FED a modern day Einstein

I know after looking at the subject your like "what the fuck,myspace has porn now?".Well for those of you who arent on as late at night Im going to let you know what it is.Usually between the hours of 2:00 to 4:00 a.m. youll get a message from some chick who wants to be your friend on myspace, so if your like me you check the profile before you add or deny a person,but as soon as you even move the mouse youve got all these pictures of these chicks doing some things that arent PG-13.Now what if I was a recovering porn addict now i gotta sit through therapy again because some ass wants to peddle his smut over myspace...All im saying is that its pretty fucked up how people choose to promote themselves without thinking about others.